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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

KILL YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.!!!!!!!

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

plant GULPS .. looks like we're really in a Bluesky parody roleplay Mickey mouse situation now... Turns to look at the camera clapping hands against my face and giving the home alone shocked face

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Herrrmmm is that your studio then if so sure! I'd love to!

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

plant Tugs at shirt collar... GULPS.... ERRRMMM... GUYS.... YOU SEEING THIS....? WHAT THE SCALLOP....?

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

YAAWWWWNNNN I'm bored does anyone wanna be bought out by me? I'm feeling big and greedy right now, right now I'm offering like uhhhh maybe a million? AND a peak at the two really cool palm tree keychains my company owns

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Alright you're hired I'll find someone else to be the head of the yaoi and Yuri department

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Oh fr? Alright how good are you at writing the following: space dragons, giant space worms, wizards and magic, yaoi and yuri

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Hmmm... Maybe I should participate in the war going on.... Hmmmm... Or maybe I can continue building my empire and get bigger and greedier, yeah that sounds awesome

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Hmmm true it just feels like someone is trying to be bigger and greedier than me

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! HOLD ON!!!!! Now I KNOW you want to horribly kill me with your laser beams and radiation BUT. what if I bought you and let you go ham on Disney land?

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Why do I feel like something horrible is happening over at Disney

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

AWESOME. You are going to have to start in the next star wars movie and you do also have to look out for Miku during filming cause she might brutally kill you but other than that you're all good

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

plant It's really hard to choose for chair cause he has a lot of things goin on in that empty little head of his, if you asked it. Well it'd say a blood thirsty warrior. If you perceived him you'd think he was the miserable banker but he is probably more like the self interested knight with a-

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Herrrrmmmm well I don't own Disney soooo I would say as long as you give me anything valuable you find then I'll pay you for it

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Hero... Human... Villain... Monster... I wouldn't worry about terms like that. If you never worry about what you are then you're always the best of what you are. At least that's what I think.

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Isn't that rabbit supposed to have you on a leash where the fuck is he I'm only supposed to be big and greedy around here

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

......huh.... Alright this is pretty awesome

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Oh good idea there are fifty leaking nuclear reactors in the New York subway so the rats must be super intelligent down there

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

DUUUUUUUUUDEEE FUUUUUUUUCK DUUUUDE MAAAANNNNN YOU CAN'T LEAK THE START OF A FIFTY CHAPTER ARC LIKE THIS!!!! HOW ARE WE GOING TO PROGRESS THE LORE NOW!!!! I GOTTA CANCEL IT ALL NOW DUUUUUUDDDEEEE!!!!! FUUUUUUUCK ALLY PLANNING DOWN THE DRAIN!!! PACK IT UP EVERYONE PARODY BSKY ACTOR AU CANCELLED!!!!!!

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

plant Try to get worship as a god but would probably be burned at the stake

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Ok fucking freaks if that's your fucking thing then go find someone who wants to fuckers

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Yeah yeah real fucking funny man laughing my ass off from this horrible excruciating pain

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Not if i offer to pay them in free exotic cheeses

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Herrrmmm.... Probably head to some sort of new york to find some rats to hire they're pretty big over there and I'm pretty sure I've seen some rats holding knives and wielding them

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Well more like "owner of a company that also works on everything" been thinking about hiring some rats to work for me

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Nnnnooopppeee I'm just so awesome and cool that i found you on my own

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Herrrmmm.... I'm listening I'm listening....

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Herrrrmmmm true but I also need to figure out how to add the Yuri and yaoi

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

GREAT NEWS FOR EVERYONE AN AWESOME FAN OF CHAIR INDUSTRIES We will develop a new sequel to! Uh... Fuck what was it again hold on let me just... [Sounds of paper rustling and chair skimming through the notes he took] 1942.... And... This is just fucking planes.

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Alright sure fuck it why not I'll take it

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Herremmmm.... Ok you've interested me.... Sounds #SORETRO ..... I'm interested in acquiring it....

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

NO I'M FUCKING NOT AND NOT MAD THAT I FAILED TO GAIN MORE POWER AND WEALTH NO I'M NOT SHUT UP.

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Whatever I didn't want your stupid franchises anyways and I am not at all mad at this infact I'm so fucking normal about this and I'm so normal about this infact that I don't even care and I will not be cursing your name when I head back to my warehouse I will NOT and I am FUCKING NORMAL ABOUT THIS

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Goddamn ain't no way I'm going higher then that you greedy fuck I am practically giving out DIAMONDS here do you UNDERSTAND how shiny and pretty these fucking keychains are I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THEY WERE BOUGHT RIGHT OFF THE SHELF OF A FLORIDA BEACH GIFT SHOP!!! RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING BEACH!!!!

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

...... What about two shiny key chains....?

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Ok but hear me out. I have this really cool metal keychain in the shape of a palm tree and it's really shiny and pretty, what if I gave it to you in exchange for rock

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Herrrrmmmm... Thank you for the information.... I'll look into it...

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Huh. Usually people have more of a reaction to me insulting them

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