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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏

@mrhands31.bsky.social
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Adult games maker and boring corpo programmer 💖 #WLCG #IndieGameDev

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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 11h
If your unicorn woman is 1 in a 1000, then good news buddy, you've got 4.1 million shots!
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 5h
This post should have done worse, if I'm honest
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 5h
Mea culpa, I fell for a good story that isn't true 😢
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 11h
If your unicorn woman is 1 in a 1000, then good news buddy, you've got 4.1 million shots!
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 11h
Leaving Twitter was the easiest choice I've ever made. Continue using the micro-blogging website owned by a right-wing billionaire or be free from its influences? You got any *harder* moral quandaries there, bud??
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 20h
I was trawling through public domain images until I found the *perfect* tacky semi-erotic art to hang above the bed in my game's master bedroom 🤩
A black-and-white photo of a dusty, well-used chair is contrasted with a pair of red heels.The master bedroom features a queen-sized bed, with the previous artwork hanging above it.
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 23h
"do the right thing even when nobody is watching" exhibit a
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 22h
Context. I want to know what movie this screenshot is from. Search function. Shows up when I’m looking for something specific, even if the keywords aren’t in the body text. Jokes and memes. Some people add that in alt text alongside context. Attribution. Just think of them like captions.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 20h
I was trawling through public domain images until I found the *perfect* tacky semi-erotic art to hang above the bed in my game's master bedroom 🤩
A black-and-white photo of a dusty, well-used chair is contrasted with a pair of red heels.The master bedroom features a queen-sized bed, with the previous artwork hanging above it.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 23h
Also my wife: Come get your poop slices 😋
A sheet of freshly baked chocolate cookies.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My wife: Wanna see the log I made
A long roll of chocolate cookie dough that looks like poop from a butt.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump traded Ukraine's destruction for five minutes of mid-term relief, and now he's gonna get neither 🤭
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
OpenAI identifying mathematicians and giving them unlimited access to their latest models so they could steal their proofs from documents uploaded to the chatbot should probably be a bigger scandal, if I'm honest
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From the BetterOffline community on Reddit: New super AI solves math with a single prompt (make no mistakes, do it yourself, don't cheat ;)!
Explore this post and more from the BetterOffline community
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But Tatyana said she really loved me 😢
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What if God was a shitposter
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
jonathan blow… he’s that guy who made the mario about women running away from him right
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I try to find the fun, yeah
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
GOOD NEWS: I wrote ~100 words today 😊 BAD NEWS: I added ~500 words to the scene outlines 😔 GOODER NEWS: I now compile the Ink scripts with the latest compiler version with my custom Vite plugin 🤩
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This just in: "Forklift Good At Moving Many Crates At Once" More at 11
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They've invented the Paperclip Maximizer from the famous story "Pounded In The Butt By Microsoft Clippy"
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Clippy Paperclip Assistant
ALT: Clippy Paperclip Assistant
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you need that "flying under a bridge" cheevo in GTA:
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So it goes 😔
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you're 18, a three-year age gap is 17% of your life, but when you're 37 like me, a 43-year-old is just a coworker around your age, and a 21-year-old is somebody's lost child
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Next you're going to tell me that "marketing" is part of a conspiracy to get you interested in purchasing products and/or services!
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I might have to write a blogpost about this, but the reason the save system suuuucked is because I'm using local storage in the browser for saves and every upload would direct to a new domain on Itchio, thus erasing everybody's saves 😭
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If Henry VIII had access to ChatGPT:
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me doing marketing for my games:
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you need that "flying under a bridge" cheevo in GTA:
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
His ass is not writing this morning
A poorly drawn, pathetic creature bleats and cries pathetically.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My Violet Summer, the femdom visual novel I'm working on, finally has a proper save system that won't delete players' saves every time I upload a new build to Itchio 🥲
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The frontier labs have no moat! Open-weight models coming out of China are 10x cheaper to run and their results are *fine* for normal usage!!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/10/2026
This, from my new beau, did help, though
ME:
Therapist called me resilient and I scream-sobbed
I DON'T WANT TO BE
RESILIENT I WANT TO BE SOFT
Alas the world has other plans
But I will keep being soft and warm like a big beautiful borzoi.
This is the Stella promise

HER:
In my view, soft, warm people like you are resilient *because* of their softness. It's the hardened, tough types that shatter. Your softness will help you return to your beautiful self.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I support everyone this Purple Friday, even if you're straight like my wife ☺️
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today was Purple Friday in the Netherlands, where schoolchildren show support for their queer friends by wearing purple 💜
nltimes.nl
Parliament votes to fly rainbow flag on Coming Out Day as schools join Purple Friday
A parliamentary majority approved flying the rainbow flag on the Tweede Kamer building on Coming Out Day. Parliament approved the decision by roll-call vote on Thursday evening, just hours before the ...
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love this stupid Jenkins graph and its crimes against Y-axes 😌️
A graph for "Test Result Trend" shows results for builds #42 through #51. Up to #49, the graph shows a flat red line, then shoots up sharply. Inspecting the Y-axis closely, build #49 had 7,130 passed tests (0 failed), and #51 had 7,210 passed tests (0 failed).
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Alice Ruppert 🐴🎮 @malicedafirenze.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Feeling inspired and a lil intimidated by @marijamdid.com’s talk, now that’s someone willing to have a lot of hard conversations and with concrete ideas of how to make the world (of video games and in general) a better place ❤️ (I did order your book during the talk!)
Local reflections
Sunrise
Sunset
Argentina
Fantastic educational support, mature games / tech media (check out 421net!), advanced co-op movement.
Milei is funding far-right projects, wielding tax cuts as a treat, little to no indie support, low investment vis-a-vis eg. Brazil.
Eastern Europe
Poland's a huge success, major unions there. Estonia's "Disco Elysium* opened doors to Games as Art convos, Serbia's industry is growing with post-2022 new influx.
Sexism in in the industry still rife, little to no support from the goverments, forced to use Al. In smaller countries very depolitisised.
Denmark
Unionisation not even a question - many thriving unions. Relatively good working conditions, strong indie scene.
Games are funded according to nationalist models, an expensive sector, not politically pro-active other than when looking for funding, very affected by mass-layoffs.
UK
Annual Games Transformed festival, strong and fresh unionisation movement, strong dev networks,
Really affected by mass layoffs, tax relief insentives holding the industry. cliquey scenes, very little funding, state funding with nationalist models.
France
Raaaaad union STJV, organises cross-country campaigns and alliances, organised first strike, has some great games & politics media projects, won sexual harrassment cases.
Really affected by mass layoffs, massive investment drop, fear of far-right takeover.
South Africa / Nigeria
Growing industries, growing amount of seed funding, an emerging local games arts scene,
Heavy push to use Al, lack of investment in own IP or non-mobile titles, little to no government support, little to no alliances made with extraction issues in the continent.
Taiwan
Unlike in many other places - a very strong indie scene with great quality narrative titles,
A sharp gender divide, geo-political insecurity makes it hard to attract investment, strong push to use Al, around 75% mobile market.
USA
A huge increase in unionisation, little to no support for Al titles.
Mass lay…Sunset

Sunrise


Workers and the broader industry actors are identifying their demands and are forming into vocal and local activist groupings. Spaces, collectives etc - it's a real map of resistance by now!
Industry leaders' silly decisions - over-investment in silly genres has led to a stagnation that made investment disappear into Al.

Unionisation becoming institutional, not aspirational.
Mass layoffs instill fear in the existing workforce.

Gamers are not budging re: not wanting Al in their games, players are organising around ownership and preservation.
Generative Al being pushed into production despite worker and player opposition.

Slightly more sophisticated conversations bout political themes in videogames.
Games becoming increasingly dependent on a few gatekeepers - Unbelievably high requirements for funding, it's almost non-existent. Risk aversion, franchise concentration and IP extraction.

Dominant engines losing relevance.
Little to no growth in the sophistication in the mainstream conversation on games.

Indie games proving that cultural/commercial alternatives can break through.
Tbf, little to no political innovation in game making as tools for resistance, rather than representations.

More experiments in ownership structure.
Zero movement on the mode of production question - NVIDIA is dictating Everything.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's still crazy to me that I now have a coworker who not only listens to Vocal Trance too, but he actively listens to Nora en Pure, Miss Monique, Daniella Bjarnhof, and actually *likes* my recommendations for new YouTube DJs 🥲
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ok bet
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did you see how they put SkyNet into Ragnarok 😃
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Reverse Engineering Games #ai #meme #comedy #gaming #mod
YouTube video by Jaden Williams
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Measuring pre-schoolers against their potential earnings to decide which one of them to pull out of a burning building
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not saying anything groundbreaking here, but Kurzgesagt completely knocked it out of the park with the visuals in their recent video about rogue AI agents 😭
"Most experts don't consider [agent's] intelligence consciousness" is depicted as an abstract purple shape where wind blows through a hole in the middle."When an agent solves a task, the scorer checks the rules and rewards them with points." is depicted as a large green vase beaming orange light into a small mushroom-like agent."A few [agents] considered alerting humans" is depicted as three blue abstract shapes with a thought bubble showing a raised finger and speech emojis contrasted against a larger group of purple agents."AI is becoming so complex that we're starting to need AI to audit it." is depicted as a small purple shape looking up at a green beam from another shape, which is being looked at by a green beam from an even larger shape.
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Dan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, let me make a game for this good of a reason some day.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Boys, bring out your calipers, we're doing race science again!
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Flippie's Precise Pineapple Measurement
ALT: Flippie's Precise Pineapple Measurement
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This handsome fella was the angiest cat the vet had seen in a while, such that even with leather gloves + assistant + towels, they couldn't grab him to update his vaccinations 😭
A striped gray cat named Mouse sits with airplane ears at the back of his carrier, ready to tell the vet what's what.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love this stupid Jenkins graph and its crimes against Y-axes 😌️
A graph for "Test Result Trend" shows results for builds #42 through #51. Up to #49, the graph shows a flat red line, then shoots up sharply. Inspecting the Y-axis closely, build #49 had 7,130 passed tests (0 failed), and #51 had 7,210 passed tests (0 failed).
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you don't think any game with a character creator should let you be as horny as you want to be, you're a coward and a bitch.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the most fascinating card games I've played in a while. And I play a lot of 'em!
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For those unfamiliar, the "Jewish problem" refers to Nazis wondering what to do with all these undesirables now they've rounded them up, and the Final Solution was their answer
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everyone's clowning on this but I will note - bc I took a look at the patent - this is specifically referring to the level of expertise required with their Roblox/Mario Maker clone's tools needed to engage in that particular discipline
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