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I'm sure that song is fine and maybe even good/great but the overall brand of Pop-Country Music is in the toilet for multiple very good reasons and anyone who already doesn't listen to country is pre-discouraged from giving a shit

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

mainstream pop-country music did this to itself by churning out boring and repetitive trash for decades and conditioning non-country fans to reflexively ignore anything in the genre

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

extremely funny that all mainstream country music does is pump out identical sounding MAGA-coded dog shit songs that all sound like they were written by AI even if they weren't, and then people wonder why lots of us don't care to listen to The Song of the Summer

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why do bash “dead-beat” kids for not being there for their parents but we never question if the parents have bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the farmers actually did the tweet lmao

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

DeMar played 195 more career games than Steph so far. Dude has been remarkably durable, especially into his mid 30s.

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Taylor falling victim to the same public backlash caused by relentless ego driven overexposure that has taken down A-listers for decades

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every doctor’s office physical I’ve had for decades measures me at exactly 6’0” in bare feet and hoooooo boy do guys a few inches shorter than me lose their shit insisting I’m 6’2” or at least 6’1”

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

bob iger had sex with a monkey in a wuhan wet market and started covid

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

lol those are the exact four schools my friends went to

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

came here to say the exact same thing about NESCAC. This was way back in the 90s but I had four different friends from my west coast high school who all went to NESCAC schools to play D3 football.

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it looks like the the old Crypt Keeper and the Matt Damon puppet from Team America went through the teleportation machine from The Fly at the same time

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the only way out of the this is for Ed to use his loop pedal to create a brand new song based around a sample of his own on-stage crying

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

did people not get to eat dinner with their families after work until zoom meetings came along? or did they always get to do that and we're doing the same amount of work as before but it just looks different?

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a zoom meeting with someone on the other side of the world is still a meeting. you're still working, stuck in a chair all week instead of spending time with your family or traveling. whatever gains you're describing are being reaped by your boss and not given back to you in the form of leisure time.

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

yup. the boa constrictor will never stop squeezing and anyone arguing that AI is going to make workers lives easier or better is a fucking fool

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

yeah but the point is that we're not doing any less work than the person that did it by hand, we're just doing different work did the invention of the spreadsheet lead to a four day work week? fuck no it didn't, we just do different bullshit. your corporate job isn't better than it was in the 80s.

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

yeah but broadly speaking there's a 0% chance that workers using AI in corporate America to free up time aren't *immediately* going to get more work dumped on their plate after their colleagues get laid off

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

getting rock hard thinking about the media caring about The Deficit again

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

it's def the post-economic part that makes it laughable she wants a recently post-IPO set for life wealthy tech bro who also wants to settle down, get married, be monogamous, have kids and not drink or do drugs I guess you don't get what you don't ask for but good luck with that one lady

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

100%. I don't follow racing and don't know anything about these dudes but that second punch didn't do shit and mustache guy got pulled down to the ground from behind by the guy in the green trying to break up the fight.

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

but also....bluesky is gonna bluesky, and maybe I'm ascribing too much thought and nuance to a bunch of posters in the first place lol

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

that's def all fair, and I understand why analysts wouldn't be able to put that in a report even if they wanted to. just saying that we're at the point where the public views that type of omission as yet another capitulation to Trump, and the exclusion undermines the credibility of the report itself

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

basically it's Mulaney's "there's a horse in the hospital bit" and we're ten years into the Trump era and JP Morgan and Goldman and all the rest are still sitting there straight faced like these are normal times, so people online aren't taking them seriously anymore

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

any organized prediction framework that doesn't factor that in is hugely flawed and people are sick of seeing institutions not point out the elephant at the negotiating table I've worked at JP Morgan for the past three years if that means anything so I'm not just heckling from the cheap seats

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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think normies are pissed that the organized prediction frameworks we're seeing from the big banks haven't included undeniably factual statements like "President Trump is a notoriously dishonest and unreliable negotiator, which will complicate the completion of any deal"

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