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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
that’s where you messed up
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
there is some fucking shit in the air
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
were you wearing a protective cup
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
donk donk donk
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
dont you hate it when a place randomly closes down and they always say “we couldn’t find help”
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i chose some bad ones how do i restart
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i had a dream that i was a monkey
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i’m creating various options and outcomes with the paths i choose to take throughout my life
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
it’s the top notch shit, my man
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
2026 and there’s still no access to portal transportation
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
nice sack, lemme guess.. hacky?
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i’m lah-ing to a different dee-dah
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
into your former self
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 28/04/2026
traveling through mirrors
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
the Monster Mush is the sex one
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A or B
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i’m trying to narrow down my options
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
its working well so far
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
focusing on things
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i’m trapped inside a trap
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Does anyone want to get into options trading without really understanding what it is with me
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i do, i don’t see how it could go wrong
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i’m “making the best of a shitty situation” if you will
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i am confusing my enemies with various tactics
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
the orb of confusion!
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
me on a friday night making weaponry to trade
old man making swords medieval times
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
i’ll do what i can to make this happen
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i’m forking it up
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
styling my hair like my ancestors
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
mixing it up and dropping the bass mid-convo
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
keeping the demons at bay for a while
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
large items are in my satchel
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
thats pretty patriotic, imo
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
it is patriotic to smoke weed today.
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
killing somebody out of pure boredom
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
i’m 9” tall
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
drinking a god damn rejuvenation potion
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
and u got way too small and died? damn
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
sup snakeroot did u die
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
where did snakeroot go
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
and various fruits and vegetables
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
turning a profit on various goods
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i’m making mints meat
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
yea i can bring an appetizer
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
every girl loves when tbis happen
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
sorry i didnt respond to your text i was smithing a sword on my new anvil
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
forging myself in the furnace of life
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Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️ @mrglump.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
bluesky apocalypse is happening
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