Sign in

Mr Fanta Pants

@mrfantapants.bsky.social
1.1K followers 640 following 5.5K posts

Not totally useless, but not far off. Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.

PostsRepliesMedia
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 39m
Heading to the physio this afternoon
000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 1h
I just took a Voltaren 50. Hopefully that helps. GP doesn't have a booking until 21st 😔
210
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 2h
That was my first thought too
110
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 2h
Should I be concerned if I've had pins & needles, along with numbness, in my shoulder and fingers since Sunday?
440
Reposted by Mr Fanta Pants
new roses 🌹🎸 @newroses.bsky.social · 23h
Alanis Morissette is releasing a Christmas album entitled ”Good Weather for Immaculate Conception” with two original songs. Plus, there will be collaborations with Brandi Carlile, Steve Martin, Joy Oladokun, and the UK TransChoir among others.
Alanis smiling through slightly hexagonal glasses with snow falling on her face. The album title in green and a red-pink font says: 
Good Weather For Immaculate Conception
2302
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When your friend's child gets old enough to be designated driver
static.klipy.com
I'M Old! - Freaky Friday Reaction
ALT: I'M Old! - Freaky Friday Reaction
1120
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
After a 6 hour drive, I'm home from Brisbane. Shower. Sleep. Work tomorrow. Drive to Sydney after work. At least past me was smart enough to put fresh sheets on the bed before I left 😴
050
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Currently firing choc coated liquorice bullets into my mouth faster than an American school shooting.
060
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Breaking the seal and going backwards and forwards to the toilet is the most annoying way of ruining your night.
060
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good lord 😂
000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boomers!
110
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
O M F G 😱
270
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have ordered BWS delivery because I can't be bothered to leave the house
030
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've woken to the devastating news from Melbourne
040
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I should probably finish these at some point, now I've had some sleep.
000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Constructing steps to get into the spa with no instructions. There really is nothing I can't do.
110
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah crazy. This is what I get for being lazy and not feeling like cooking.
010
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AJ only ate half his, so at least he's got lunch tomorrow.
020
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Definitely not!
000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Consider my flabber gasted!
020
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes! It was delicious but my god 😳
110
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
$83 fucking dollars!
761
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's actually called Blissful Hibiscus, which sounds like a celebrity's baby name.
010
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was bloody delicious 😋
010
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After they transferred me to another department.
100
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm calling it. Time for a Blue Hibiscus Fanta slushie!
290
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe I should respond with support for some kind of gay activity that's on this weekend?
120
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this a sportsball reference?
340
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Phone company.
110
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hung up. Cunts.
030
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On hold for almost an hour. How the fuck is this acceptable?!
450
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What ever happened to Avril Lavigne's body double?
111
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hit snooze on my 7:30 alarm and woke up at 9:10 💀
010
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's dropped below 20°, so I've had to put the heater on 🥶
150
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is not a debate. It's over.
070
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't believe that next week is my second anniversary with AJ 😱
190
Reposted by Mr Fanta Pants
Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 28/09/2026
063
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People who drive around with their fog lights on all the time, even worse, at night with just parkers and fog lights. Fucking idiots.
020
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At least I'm not one of those douche canoes driving around with a silver reflective panel stuck to the bottom of my windscreen.
140
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also, when the bond cleaners arrived they weren't expecting what was before then, so suddenly the price went up an extra $200. Makes me think I shouldn't be so hard on myself when my house gets slightly untidy.
000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok, I think after two solid days we've got her moved. Just a small outside tidy up at the old rental tomorrow and one more dump run then she can hand the keys back.
100
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Extra sinning on a Sunday. I like your style.
110
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just Friday?
100
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wake up sluts, it's time to sin!
170
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That was my thoughts exactly, especially with the state of it.
000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The things we do for friends
000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaning someone else's fridge whilst high is not fun.
140
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP
000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh she's still there?!
100
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Omg I just snorted
100