Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 1hI just took a Voltaren 50. Hopefully that helps. GP doesn't have a booking until 21st 😔 210
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 2hShould I be concerned if I've had pins & needles, along with numbness, in my shoulder and fingers since Sunday? 440
Reposted by Mr Fanta Pantsnew roses 🌹🎸 @newroses.bsky.social · 23hAlanis Morissette is releasing a Christmas album entitled ”Good Weather for Immaculate Conception” with two original songs. Plus, there will be collaborations with Brandi Carlile, Steve Martin, Joy Oladokun, and the UK TransChoir among others. 2302
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 10/10/2026When your friend's child gets old enough to be designated driverstatic.klipy.comI'M Old! - Freaky Friday ReactionALT: I'M Old! - Freaky Friday Reaction 1120
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026After a 6 hour drive, I'm home from Brisbane. Shower. Sleep. Work tomorrow. Drive to Sydney after work. At least past me was smart enough to put fresh sheets on the bed before I left 😴 050
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Currently firing choc coated liquorice bullets into my mouth faster than an American school shooting. 060
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Breaking the seal and going backwards and forwards to the toilet is the most annoying way of ruining your night. 060
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Have ordered BWS delivery because I can't be bothered to leave the house 030
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've woken to the devastating news from Melbourne 040
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I should probably finish these at some point, now I've had some sleep. 000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Constructing steps to get into the spa with no instructions. There really is nothing I can't do. 110
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah crazy. This is what I get for being lazy and not feeling like cooking. 010
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026AJ only ate half his, so at least he's got lunch tomorrow. 020
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's actually called Blissful Hibiscus, which sounds like a celebrity's baby name. 010
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026After they transferred me to another department. 100
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm calling it. Time for a Blue Hibiscus Fanta slushie! 290
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Maybe I should respond with support for some kind of gay activity that's on this weekend? 120
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On hold for almost an hour. How the fuck is this acceptable?! 450
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What ever happened to Avril Lavigne's body double? 111
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hit snooze on my 7:30 alarm and woke up at 9:10 💀 010
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's dropped below 20°, so I've had to put the heater on 🥶 150
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't believe that next week is my second anniversary with AJ 😱 190
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People who drive around with their fog lights on all the time, even worse, at night with just parkers and fog lights. Fucking idiots. 020
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At least I'm not one of those douche canoes driving around with a silver reflective panel stuck to the bottom of my windscreen. 140
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Also, when the bond cleaners arrived they weren't expecting what was before then, so suddenly the price went up an extra $200. Makes me think I shouldn't be so hard on myself when my house gets slightly untidy. 000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok, I think after two solid days we've got her moved. Just a small outside tidy up at the old rental tomorrow and one more dump run then she can hand the keys back. 100
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Extra sinning on a Sunday. I like your style. 110
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That was my thoughts exactly, especially with the state of it. 000
Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cleaning someone else's fridge whilst high is not fun. 140