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Dylan Keeling

@mrdylankeeling.bsky.social
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I write, have made movies, and can play music. I prefer teaching piano to playing it for a living, though. Current WIP: The Dragon Racket, an urban caper heist about illegal dragon trafficking..7/8 revised

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 17h
Why would you create a character called Pumpkinhead and not even give him a pumpkin for a head smh
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 18h
How the hell am I only discovering now that there's a Pumpkinhead 2??
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love this because, as a student of music history, this isn't really a joke: it's a true statement about the development of keyboard tunings
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to point out to men that actually, doing this is fun! It's easy, you get an instant hit of self-validation, and bigots or creeps know not to push your boundaries again. It makes you feel good, and it empowers you! Try it x
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now this is BEAUTIFUL
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Rick Schmitz @rickschmitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pumpkinhead Unplugged.
Jack Pumpkinhead plays a soulful song on his acoustical guitar and sings about the good ol’ days back in the ‘patch with all the other gourds who have long since turned into soups and pies.  Made with Procreate.
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good thread; I would add to it that a huge part of why I enjoy art is for the insight into the mind and soul of the artist. I'm not interested in the "mind and soul" of a robot
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have never played wordle.
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Never heard of him but he looks happy I guess
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fungi networks, come save me
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vultures= cool
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#vulture
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SoCal Leslie @socalleslie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look alive! Turkey vulture on T-pole. 🪶
Turkey vulture on telephone pole.
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✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @mothsprout.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Bearded Vulture 🦴 Silly Bone Eater
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cinereous Vulture
An angular vulture with dark brown feathers and a bald pale head perched on a broken stump
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am an amazing talented magnetic performer with a nerds mind and an introvert soul I should be able to be tangential to the arts and do a lovely intellectual job with a partner making a decent wage and easy access to a to enrichment for my kids BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOULD
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I honestly think The Frogs is really funny, when the corpse speaks to just haggle: "two drachmas" it's a great play (Aristophanes)
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Waterstones in Canterbury has a section of shelves about 8 ft wide labelled Harry Potter, and at the end of it is a section of shelves 3 ft wide labelled LGBTQ. The LGBTQ section is packed with books. The Potter section is entirely merch. Generation of readers, my arse
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
me: what the fuck this is not cool dad: what you gonna do, complain to your wife that I made you buy her a gift cope and seethe buddy
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wish cancel culture was real, if I could make either cancel culture or leprechauns real I'd choose cancel culture
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
On the other hand I'm now catching up with Mother!, Darren Aronofsky's movie with Jennifer Lawrence and I'm sure it's great movie-making but 25 minutes in I had to pour a drink. These characters are awful people and they all feel like metaphors for something I'm worried is just shallow
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I watched The VVitch again last night, such a great movie. Even in an embarrassment of riches, (the dialogue, the costumes, the acting from all 6 leads), Black Phillip still manages to dominate his every scene. Anya Taylor-Joy's not an easy presence to upstage but that goat is the GOAT 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remember for about two decades before the millennium, people were like, "look, the future, it's almost here, everything's moving forward!!" And for about two decades since, it's all been, "remember the past? Wasn't it great, let's go back to it, can't we?!??"
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyway. Data politics are the cataclysmic danger. AI is mostly just a mid tech attached to a speculative finance scheme. Anything it can make dangerous is already dangerous enough to kill us.
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[Frenchily, smoking]: We must imagine the Omelas kid happy
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
2026
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The UK government ceasing automatically to support almost anything the government of Israel does is a major shift. The next step should be to rescind the ban on #PalestineAction, to stop treating protesters as terrorists, and to acknowledge that those seeking to disrupt a genocide may have a point.
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How did I not know about this?! Spreading the word, a little late 😶
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good morning all
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Milk time
Two cats who normally regard each other with disinterest or mild hostility are forced to drink cat milk from neighbouring bowls because I insist on it. They only get along at these moments
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hot classical piano take incoming: Burgmuller is underrated. Mozart is overrated.
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wanting them to "integrate" means you want them to disappear. That's why concerns about immigration are, yes, always racist. Managing large populations will always be challenging but framing immigration as the biggest problem is a racist choice. I'm so tired
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tomato spinach and sprout sammich with basil hummus 🫦
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don't wanna be a hater but I really hate those fucking meerkats jfc
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Petitions don't always achieve, but this horrible crap from the government needs to be stopped by any method available
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
!!!!!!!
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sun Tzu: "On dead ground, fight...
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European Science Communication Institute @esci.eu · 02/09/2026
Need something to procrastinate with, but it should still feel scientific? We have just the right recommendation for you. A little game where you guess which paper received more citations. Check it out below and let us know your high score.
guess-the-citations.org
Guess The Citations | A Game About Citation Attention
Guess which papers received more citations per year, and see why citation counts are risky for assessing research quality or impact.
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Something to do with how conclusive Vs inconclusive the titles are
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 02/09/2026
"Are these yours?" "They are Man's." The lessons from this story are eternal, and remain among the English language's greatest gifts.
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think Leadbelly wrote an all-time GREAT type of sad: "Woke up this morning, the blues all round my bed. Woke up this morning, the blues all round my bed. Tried to eat some breakfast, but the blues was in the bread." I find 'The blues was in the bread' a devastating line. Absolute poetry
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ugh: very aged acquaintance described Nathan Cofnas as an "alleged" racist. "Alleged", fuck me sideways. I've sent him a link to a Cofnas substack essay with the comment, "this is very racist. No allegedly about it." Fingers crossed he gets it
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Last repost: Jupiter is awesome, if you're gonna attack a whole planet attack that Saturn diva. Arrogant
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Intrusive Thot @apricity.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
If you are talking about the ain’t shit god, yes. If you are talking about the gravitational defensive tackle that has kept earth hospitable to life for billions of years because it has diverted every asteroid that would have ended us, then I ask you to reconsider.
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Intrusive Thot @apricity.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
Never thought I would ever disagree with her, but Jupiter is why any of us exist. So many girls thought they were extinction level and got handled by Jupiter before Earth even registered them. Respect the big girl of our solar system! youtu.be/WZRsXMEr3PY?...
youtu.be
Watch Out for the Big Girl
YouTube video by Jimmy Jones - Topic
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Cri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today Binx decided Orange Mouse MUST DIE (keeping one paw on Blue Mouse...just in case) That paw blur tho! Watch out faux mice everywhere! #cats #becurious
photo of a 7 week old black kitten pawing at an orange mouse toy with her other paw on a blue mouse toy. the paw batting the orange mouse has motion blur.
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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Plan a horrorfest using only your first name. Dementia (1955) Yokai Monsters (1968) Lemora, A Child's Tale Of The Supernatural (1974) Alien (1979) Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
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