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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

"Clive, I don't play with dolls." 😂

Dean R Koontz trying to look serious with his adorkable Beatles haircut, leaning awkwardly against a bookshelf, dressed in black like fuckin Johnny Cash or something

Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one* image *I clicked the Midsommar image but the post opened with the cat photo as well for some reason and now I can't decide!..

An old now-dead cat of mine, guarding a knife and a Wonder Woman coaster while making a very pronounced Blep at somebody offscreen. I have no idea how this connected itself to the post, I don't remember seeing it when I was searching

Girl at the end of Midsommar looking RESPLENDENT at table, FESTOONED with flowers on a chair made of flowers in the beautiful sunlight. Her face is between blank and miserable as sin

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I am in fact now reading Amethyst Princess Of Gemworld again, for the first time in 20 years. I've been sick since Thursday and haven't slept properly for 3 nights. Fascinated by this ad for a 1982 Jedi thing where the graphics seem to be Pong with the corners rounded (more info in alt text)

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Disney movies: "Don't worry, the Fae aren't tricksters, that's a myth, they're lighthearted friends who offer you helpful gifts due to the sunny kindness of their innately sweet natures! 🥰" The Fae:

A woodpile in a yard, with handwritten sign: DRIED CHERRY WOOD "FREE!!"
Free is in quote marks

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I zoomed in this exact amount within meaning to

Picture of some ugly "horror" dude from The Mortuary Assistant, but zoomed in so the screenshot says The Ass

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

This is a video of a sunny park with a ladybird hiding in the bushes

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin? *in an interview years later, Ingrid said "oh I love my naked body - so yummy!" so it's OKAY for us to keep looking at it today

Ingrid Pitt naked bathing with blood in Countess Dracula (1970)

Ingrid Pitt drops her sponge, horrified to be caught bathing naked with blood in Countess Dracula (1970)

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Re-reading Ryu Murakami and my god this book is fucking brilliant. I remembered liking it even more than the movie; well it turns out it's also one of those books that's even better the second time. The exquisitely slow build is like The Stepford Wives or something

My hand holding up the UK paperback of Audition, next to a window. I'm just over halfway through

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I dreamt a short story last night and made the following version of it in Notes the moment I woke up. I don't now know whether it's good or not

At the top of his career, late 20s, Bernie invites a hero to sit beside him in front of a huge audience. He says, "I'm not going to speak to this man.. I'm not gonna bend his ear with clichéd thoughts." Audience member heckles: "That's all right, Bernie, you're still at the beginning!"
Title card: BERNIE. AGED 80
He is toasting a wedding. "At my age, everything is a cliché."

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Absolute best time of year, the GOAT of seasons. New friends everywhere x

Ladybird in a hedge, shot with macro lens, in a puddle of sunlight on a leaf

Same ladybird from a different angle, more in focus but softer lighting

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

🚨POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC🚨 Fast asleep but needed to know my hand was going nowhere

Maud (tiny black catten) is balled up on my lap but one paw extrudes, resting on the open palm of my hand

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

It's not the main point but you need to light the book pics better for automatic alt text:

A screenshot of the alt text from the post I'm replying to, full of gibberish and misspellings etc

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

How I'm walking out of 2025 🔪😐

Fanart by KyoshiFrostWolf: Millie from HelluvaBoss in the boy-costume she wears in the camping episode, holding two vicious jagged knives. Face like she's pretending she didn't just fart.

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

You were kidnapped. The characters of the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who will come to save you? Probably a LOT of collateral damage but I reckon I'll basically be ok, this lot can handle your average kidnappers

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Best thing about being with someone for decades is you can post THIS to your spouse and they know exactly what it means and who I'm talking about. In-jokes to the power of infinity 🥰

A very old sinister-looking toy duck with the caption "d* *ttt..." that my girlfriend understands without any context

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I don't know whose hands those are in the photo, to me Moose Allain looks exactly like this

Moose Allain's pfp, it's a sort of almost Mr-Benn-esque cartoon dog (I think?) wearing glasses

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

It's how the books always used to be named, long before the TV specials

Shelf of vintage Peanuts collections:
You're My Hero, Charlie Brown
You're The Greatest, Charlie Brown
.. Let's Face It, Charlie Brown...
Watch Out, Charlie Brown

I'm not typing them all out but you get the idea x

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy...

The grandma in Mars Attacks laughing "They blew up congress!"

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Repost with an iconic fictional band

The Musicians Of Bremen, the dog, cat, donkey and rooster. It's the 60s Ladybird "well-loved tales" edition front cover

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I know Mars Attacks is a mean-spirited movie, the director is racist, the actual situation in America is one of actual evil, but still a little imp in my head is doing this with the line "he's demolishing the white house Ahahaa" Sorry

Two shot of the grandma pointing; "they blew up Congress!" Then she's laughing her head off and everyone else looks serious

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The book it was based on had a sequel

Felidae, by Akif Pirincci, on my bookshelf next to Felidae On The Road, by Akif Pirincci

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Absolutely ridiculous creature, 10/10 perfect, no notes ❤️

A griffon vulture flying, its wings high like hunched shoulders, its neck comes down in a straight line and its face points forward at right angles

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

As a break from worrying I'm going to sit at the back of the garden where the fairies live, and finally read Nimona. This is gonna be awesome. Pic is pov of a sunny, tatty garden with library copy of Nimona on my knees in the foreground

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Dylan Keeling @mrdylankeeling.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Show me a badass female character

Shelob the giant spider from lord of the rings

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