juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026say what you will about male prostitutes, but they're some of the hardest workers I know 000
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026fucked up that when you toast french bread you don't get french toast. who decided that 120
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026arguably arizona is some of the only non-disputed territory on time zone maps 110
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026see now this is a much more reasonable thing to believe 130
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026nobody actually believes that the earth is shaped like the chicago bean, right? 120
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026hard to believe it's been 25 years since david robinson and tim duncan retired 001
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the anti-car people have gotten so desperate that they've resorted to making up fictional locations like "little rock, arkansas" to try to support their argument. sad! 040
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026ppl are telling me I should post on letterboxd? and it's like ok fam if you want me to go away you can just say so. I'm a big girl, I can handle it 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 22/08/2026the "preschool popstars", as they've come to be known, have really gone downhill as of late 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 19/08/2026some people are really out here alrping as people who know what larping is 130
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026wait I thought the name of this site was like a metaphor or something 020
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 03/08/2026still mad I didn't get to launch that frog yesterday 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 01/08/2026have you ever thought about how inefficient schools are? they're closed over half the time! that's why, when I'm president, I will raze every school to the ground and replace it with a combination pizza hut/taco bell/kfc/a&w/long john silvers/dunkin donuts/baskin robbins. now that's efficiency 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I see the drunks are once again coming for my throat. but what they don't know (or seem to forget) is that I am practiced in the greatest martial art of all: Posting 0190
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026so we've just decided that air pollution is fine I guess 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 14/06/2026this knicks title doesn't mean anything. they didn't even have to play a team that could beat them 020
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 02/06/202639. whatever color the cleveland browns wear 40. neon gray 41. red delicious 42. the color you see when you look within yourself and realize that nothing in your life has mattered and all you can do is continue to march headlong into the inevitable grasp of death 43. all the colors of the rainbow! 100
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 02/06/202628. safe teal 29. 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙡 30. prumple 31. the invisible color (how mysterious!) 32. pantone 329 33. less of a color, more of a vibe 34. hank green 35. ah shoot I forgot to say indigo earlier. that should've been number 12 I think 36. pink 👍 37. slippery yellow 38. rand paul's eye color 100
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 02/06/202620. lime green 21. slime green 22. sublime green 23. the color of the stain you have on your shirt right now 24. transparent 25. navy orange 26. #beadad 27. gold, but like the gold with the shiny flecks in it. like the gold in a crayola crayon that has like glitter and sparkles and stuff in it 100
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 02/06/20261. red 2. orange 3. yellow 4. green 5. greener 6. greenest 7. blue 8. purple 9. black 10. dark black 11. beige 👎 12. purple 2 13. mustard blue 14. the beautiful, rich color of an ice cold coors light™ 15. pastel 16. light brown 17. dark tan 18. colors are pretty cool, aren't they? 19. white 100
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 02/06/2026happy pride month! it's well known that isaac newton discovered the seven colors of the rainbow - the familiar "roygbiv". however, modern research has shown that newton was a charlatan. in reality, there are 44 colors in the rainbow (not coincidentally, the same number as there are genders): 100
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026no officer, that wasn't me trying to burn down the fire station. but they do need practice 010
Reposted by juice box3-2 Luby’s Fan Account @houstonnotmark.bsky.social · 25/05/2026There’s such a range to 6 1/2 011
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026are we *absolutely certain* that hair isn't part of the brain? because ever since I got that full-body wax I feel like I look really stupid 020
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 12/04/2026tbf her prices are pretty reasonable all things considered 110
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 07/04/2026so where do you see yourself in 48 thousand years 110
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 06/04/2026if I spontaneously disappear any harder, I might lock in 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 28/03/2026what a coincidence! this also happened to my friend, alastair newark-liberty 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 22/03/2026just landed the role of a lifetime! I'll be playing three or four teenage girls 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 08/03/2026happy 437,488,826,643,574,816.37 seconds since the big bang for those of you who, like me, know that time is a social construct 000
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 28/02/2026did you know that every hippopotamus in the world is actually a puppet? yeah there's a guy in there controlling the mouth with his hands. this is the kind of thing that big safari doesn't want you to know 000
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 25/02/2026this just goes to show that that old adage is true: you should never bring a gun, a taser, and a bulletproof vest to a snowball fight 000
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 21/02/2026no, I think you're confusing them with dogs. whales go aaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 15/02/2026all this time watching the winter olympics and I haven't seen a single competitor from antarctica. shouldn't they be really good at all this stuff 020
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 01/02/2026yes, mistress. it is good for me to study my nine-letter words before breakfast. I must indeed learn obeisance, mistress 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I would never post on that website. I would be too ashamed about the fictional sport I made up. so I certainly wouldn't post nearly two decades of it at the following url. nosiree ahsports.boardhost.com/viewtopic_mo...ahsports.boardhost.comAlternate History Sports / National Dashball League - Boardhost Free Forums 020
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 01/01/2026wanna feel old? we're officially closer to 3194 than we are to 857 000
