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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 13h

i probably have a birthday today but i have a job so i don’t really care about that right now

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

brent vigen YOU are clock commander of the week by default

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i am attempting to infiltrate the enemy for some playoff baseball

a view of petco park from a pedestrian bridge

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i’ve realized my personal hell is being unable to correct people on useless but incorrect information

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

> looksmaxxing is a lifestyle where incels “improve” themselves so that women quite literally throw themselves on you > throws himself on a woman what did kojima mean by this www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

theguardian.com

‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular charged with rape and drug offenses

The Massachusetts case is the latest in a series of legal woes for the influencer whose real name is Braden Eric Peters

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

someone asked if i remembered the 21st night of september. hell no! i can’t even remember what i did yesterday!

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

she kirk'd my charlie until i carry the flame

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

my favorite thing about rotoworld football reports is seing a photo from someone that doesnt look like it was taken in 2004

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Here's the recap of my August from the #1001albumsgenerator, ranked from my favorites at the top row to least favorite on the last row

Top Row: Superunknown - Soundgarden, In A Silent Way - Miles Davis, Hounds of Love - Kate Bush, Rage Against the Machine (S/T), In Utero - Nirvana, Led Zeppelin IV - Led Zeppelin
Second Row: The Cars (S/T), Nebraska - Bruce Springsteen, Talking Heads: 77 - Talking Heads, The Real Thing - Faith No More, Murder Ballads - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, One Nation Under a Groove - Funkadelic
Third Row: Sign "O" The Times - Prince, Unhalfbricking - Fairport Convention, Let's Stay Together - Al Green, Beauty and the Beat - The Go Go's, Sticky Fingers - Rolling Stones, At Fillmore East - Allman Brothers Band
Fourth Row: Strangeways Here We Come - The Smiths, Coat of Many Colors - Dolly Parton, Court and Spark - Joni Mitchell, Red Headed Stranger - Willie Nelson, Talk Talk Talk - The Psychedelic Furs, Want One - Rufus Wainwright
Fifth Row: Dusty in Memphis - Dusty Springfield, Live/Dead - The Grateful Dead, 1989 - Taylor Swift, From Elvis in Memphis - Elvis Presley, Olympia 64 - Jacques Brel, The Psychedelic Sounds of the 13th Floor Elevators - 13th Floor Elevators
Six Row: Giant Steps - The Boo Radleys

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Well it's been several months, but I finally got to the offseason before the 1959 season in my AFL project! Go check it out now, because things are about to become interesting! aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com/2026/08/1958...

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1958-59 Offseason

Retirements RB Billy Gould - Chicago, IL College: Northern Illinois State Teams: Chicago Hogs (1953-1958) AFL Championships: 1 (1954) All-A...

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

you're telling me that spider-man was at his lowest point and he was still a mets fan? god damn he must have been miserable!

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Figured I'd start doing these as im now ~200 albums deep into this whole shebang. Here's a recap of the albums I got from the 1001 albums generator this month, ranked best at the top to worst at the bottom

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

any day is a good day when new episodes of both university challenge and only connect get released on the same day

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

see when the place said “hot cougars in your area” i did not expected them to serve me mountain lion kebabs

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

the last time the u.s. was dominated by belgium was 36 years ago, with the release of belgium techno anthem "pump up the jam"

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

after having a horrific day yesterday i wanted to start this day on the right foot then my album from the 1001 albums generator gave me limp bizkit ending it all i guess

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

put it in the books that the CPL is better than the Bundesliga

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

i watched rashomon for the first time and it was nothing like how my friend described it or how my other friend told me about it

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

i havent seen sweden this devastated since the great northern war

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

so these guys were supposed to be dark horses at the world cup?

the "what does he even do? meme but with the turkish flag after their world cup disappointment. lol lmao

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

oh great just heard a coworker say that the uk is no longer a sovereign country because it’s being taken over by immigrants

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 THE BOSNIA🇧🇦-QATAR🇶🇦 GROUP B MATCH HAS BEEN MOVED FROM SEATTLE TO AN EMPTY PARKING LOT IN ST CATHERINE'S, ONTARIO More details to come. Sources say a game of that magnitude deserves to be moved to a more proper location and might start a second Soccer War.

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

all carolina had to do to win the cup was put their whole bussi into it

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

oh great group b is going to be a group of death in that every team will bore me to death watching them play

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i love the soccer circlejerk subreddit because at this point any time there's a video i'm just expecting it to eventually turn into the gabriel miss from the champions league title match

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

its nice that fifa took after nascar by implementing stage breaks in the world cup

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

whoops forgot to post this earlier due to the cfb 27 beta but I actually design stuff for this stupid little AFL project! here it is, some minor updates but new stuff nonetheless! aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com/2026/06/1959...

aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com

1959 Design Changes

Buffalo made a few changes to their overall set, darkening their blue to a navy to make themselves stand out a bit more against the other, m...

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

the monster hunter wilds expansion trailer in a nutshell:

The top two panels are the lads being nonreactive to Kushala Daora being reintroduced
The bottom panel has the lads explode with delight as Lao Shan Lung being reintroduced

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

finally got a 82-0 season. seems like you need wilt if you want to be perfect

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

i would like to thank the 1001 albums generator, just 2 days after getting the bends, handing me ok computer on a silver platter. guess it wants me to listen to radiohead. i'm not mad, i'm just impressed.

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I will never talk shit about Bangaranga ever again #Eurovision

Professional-looking man on the left with text: "European Broadcasting Union (EBU) awarding Eurovision winner"
Shaggy-looking man on the right with text: "Bulgaria (the winner of the 2026 contest) on a shoestring budget"

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

happy #eurovison day to everyone except those who unironically vote for that one country that definitively isn’t astroturfing its vote

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

you see, i knew that the bank was coming to repossess my assets i did not expect the sperm bank to show up at my house with a suspiciously shaped tube

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

shoutout to whoever on sponsorblock added the skip for israel's eurovision rehearsal preview you're the realest

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I've nearly been consumed by Football Manager but I did manage to do some lore (!) for the AFL, which has a new post as of now. Go read it and enjoy! aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-...

aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com

The Wide World of American Football: 1958-59 Edition

A RIFT IN PROGRESS? The PAFC suffered its first tragedy not of its own accord, as New Orleans Pirates owner Rudolph Branthwaite Sr. died jus...

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

i love it when people ask “what’s your favorite pokemon” and you immediately know who knows ball pikachu? charizard? weak sauce maractus? grapploct? strong aura lopunny? gardevoir? i know what you are

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

It's time for another year of the #CharitibundiBowl and we're rooting for the Sun Devils again for their upset win over the Red Raidahs. I also tried to improve the glorious picture of Spencer so hope you like it. Go Devils @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

In honor of Texas Tech's second most embarrassing defeat of the season. Well at least I thought it would be the most embarrassing and then New Year's Day happened. I wonder how the guy in front of me who bet on Tech and Ole Miss is doing.

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

best part about no longer being able to age? ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese.

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

we're being blue balled out of seeing one shining moment i can't believe this

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

everybody got their favorite disaster bop that they will defend until the next eurovision season dies

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

me when i'm british and i see a good sausage: "yeah that's a banger"

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

why are the chainsmokers performing in the year of our lord 2026

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

It took me longer than expected but here's the 1958 AFL Championship game! I blame me not backing up my stuff when the flash drive that I used broke during a move but what can you do (backup your stuff) Enjoy! aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com/2026/03/1958...

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