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Mr Blightside

@mrblightside.bsky.social
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Husband, father, photographer, nerd, 41, exvangelical, polyamorous, southern charm in Seattle. He/him

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 14h
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Exactly
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Direct communication requesting bopping, pulling twisting and flicking. Rewarding every successful action and never requesting inserting.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Was the Bop It!™️ just a subtle attempt to teach men foreplay all along?
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Workin' On My Night Cheese
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Rolling Stone Ground Mustards
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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No Lies Detected: Polygraph Test Results
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Man Receiving a Blessing
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dwight Schrute: It's True
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Pacha Just Right Meme Reaction
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Pacha Just Right Meme Reaction
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Homer and Marge Simpson Sing About Sports
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fireworks, sunset, family time. It was a lovely evening.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Nic Cage: Okay, let's ride
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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James Franco Says 'So Good' with a Smile
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a tv show that you suspect no one remembers but you. (Centurions)
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“From downtown!!”
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’ll stop deadnaming Twitter when Elon stops deadnaming his daughter.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Young Cowboy Boy Dancing on Stage
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It was very fun! Just imagine how much more fun it’ll be when we do it when you’re ovulating…
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Haha! That’s a good one. For a couple weeks after getting married I referred to @missvedra.bsky.social as my ex-fiancée. Gotta keep people on their toes.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This painting could not be more @missvedra.bsky.social and I so wish I could credit the artist.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@missvedra.bsky.social “I bought a shipping scale and if you’re nice I’ll let you use her.” Me: “Ooh what’s her name?” Her: “She doesn’t need a name.” [walks out of room] “GLADYS!”
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
All kids are cared for and chilling, the dishwasher is running and my work stuff is all set so I’m about to smoke a little weed early…at 9:40.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#porpoiseblood
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Drooling Homer Simpsons
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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James Franco Says 'So Good' with a Smile
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
#pegweek begins whenever you get your ass to Seattle.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sitting here waiting to be celebrated…
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Daffy Duck Impatiently Waiting
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You learn and do better. Crispy pickles always
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Chris Hemsworth as Thor: You Have My Word
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
After 20 years you’ve seen every iteration of my dumb face…for better or for worse.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Once you land this will have so many pleasant walks this summer
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My condolences
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“Jane! How many times do I have to tell you to stop poking the void?!?”
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
God I love that photo. Before tattoos. Pentax 67 with Kodak Tri-x. Feels like yesterday and also a million years ago.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Apparently a white guy dancing the Macarena both incorrectly and poorly was the hero Gotham needed.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Asking my mom to drive me to the pawnshop one county over to see if they have any Nintendo games I can pick up for a few bucks.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You’re so good at this shit. As always the only hill you have to climb is other people’s perception of you.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I got you girl, it’s been one hell of a week. I’ll be around for fun times when you’re feeling better.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If you’re over 40 like me and use the term “cum gutters” I just assume you’re referring to crow’s feet.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a man is peeking out from behind a door and saying `` i got you ! ''
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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a man with glasses is holding a microphone and says always and forever .
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
And a worse laugh.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Haha! Yeah you were forced into sobriety yesterday.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Happy 💨 day to those who celebrate.
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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The way the PNW smells when it wakes up in the spring is intoxicating.
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