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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Was the Bop It!™️ just a subtle attempt to teach men foreplay all along?

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Fireworks, sunset, family time. It was a lovely evening.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Name a tv show that you suspect no one remembers but you. (Centurions)

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I’ll stop deadnaming Twitter when Elon stops deadnaming his daughter.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

This painting could not be more @missvedra.bsky.social and I so wish I could credit the artist.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

@missvedra.bsky.social “I bought a shipping scale and if you’re nice I’ll let you use her.” Me: “Ooh what’s her name?” Her: “She doesn’t need a name.” [walks out of room] “GLADYS!”

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

All kids are cared for and chilling, the dishwasher is running and my work stuff is all set so I’m about to smoke a little weed early…at 9:40.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Asking my mom to drive me to the pawnshop one county over to see if they have any Nintendo games I can pick up for a few bucks.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

If you’re over 40 like me and use the term “cum gutters” I just assume you’re referring to crow’s feet.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Happy 💨 day to those who celebrate.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The way the PNW smells when it wakes up in the spring is intoxicating.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Hey girl, are you a homesteader? ‘Cause it seems like you’re looking to settle.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

You call it a c-section scar, I call it a cum gutter.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Had to grind through a long work day while sick. Unless I feel 110% tomorrow I’m calling in and sleeping as much as possible.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Wish I didn’t have to work today. Would have much preferred to get to the No Kings protest with my camera and a bucket of film. Maybe next time

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Got daughter (13) out of school early yesterday to pick out her first pair of glasses and goof around at the mall for a while. She’s a fun hang.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I should run a trivia night but it’s only easy questions and just for people with a praise kink.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Somehow none of my kids have seen The Matrix before. We watched the first half last night Upside: they’re really enjoying it. Downside: I feel like a dinosaur explaining how technology worked 27 years ago.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Introduced daughter (13) to Reno 911 and she dug it. She’s a real one.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

This is a small point about the insanely racist post from the president but Michelle’s face is on the male gorilla and Barack’s is on the female. Just feeding the transphobic bullshit to go alongside the racism. JFC please vote these fuckers out

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I wanna get high but middle son is out with friends and on the off chance that his ride home falls through I gotta make sure I can keep my Toyota Sienna minivan between the lines.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Negative: I’m pretty sure my lower jaw oral skin graft didn’t take. Positive: started watching V for Vendetta with my daughter (13). She is both enjoying it as an action movie and understands it in context to our current authoritarian landscape.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Does everyone blow their nose real good before going into the dentist so they don’t have to see boogers or just me?

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Introducing my daughter to high level improv. She has a killer sense of humor and it’s been so fun.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Happy solstice, all. Now every day will be a little bit brighter.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

One of the best parts of the holidays is receiving Christmas cards meant for the Mormon family that used to live here.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Over the course of my life I wonder if I’ll take an even or odd number of steps. -one of the most stoner-y thoughts I’ve ever had

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Had a long conversation tonight with my 12 year old daughter about logic, rhetoric, religion and how and when to win debates. Jesus Christ this kid is going to be a fucking force of nature.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Happy birthday @zzbenz.bsky.social!! I hope this year is a great one!

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Hey democrats, pay attention to this margin of victory and wake up to what the people are asking for.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I like when people in the stands of football games hold up signs that say D-Fence just in case the players forget what they’re supposed to be doing at that moment.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

If John Stewart ran for president could you imagine the debate against Vance?

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

It rains and half the drivers on the road forget how to operate a vehicle. This is Seattle, people! You have 8 months of this!

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

A warning for those who were born too late to know: the music from Goldeneye 64 can get you pregnant.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Downing some ibprofen and and acetaminophen with a vodka chaser. Just getting the squad together on a Wednesday night.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Most of the time I don’t feel like a 42 year old dad of 3 and then something will happen like a couple fire trucks will go by with their sirens blaring and I’ll say out loud to no one, “huh, something’s going on.” Reality can sneak up on you like that.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I have 8 days off starting tomorrow. I haven’t taken any time off since I had Covid 4 months ago and that definitely doesn’t count.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Had a very nerdy chat with my daughter (12) about how the 3 branches of government are supposed to work, how they currently are acting and how Roe v. Wade was then wasn’t. She (correctly) accused me of being chatty and engaged at a surprisingly high level. Look out world, you have a fierce one.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

How am I just realizing that the Deftones released a new album on my birthday?!? If you’ll excuse me I have to disappear for 45 minutes.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I’m really looking forward to taking a week off at the end of the month before the sprint that is the holiday season. Goal for next year: use way more of my PTO and call out on a semi-regular basis.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Good morning. Did Jesus simultaneously fix our housing crisis and encroaching Christian nationalism problems with his sweeping rapture reform overnight?

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I’m constantly getting ads for crypto wallets. I can manage my mid-life crisis perfectly fine on my own thankyouverymuch.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

When the seasons change I remember that I don’t have a favorite season but I love the change.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I have yet to find a better high listen album Mos Def’s Black on Both Sides. So many great things came out of 1999.

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Mr Blightside @mrblightside.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

@stealingzen.bsky.social happy birthday! Also thanks for the video But more importantly happy birthday!

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