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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦

@mralexoliveira.bsky.social
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Original voice of Optimus Prime. Jk, but that would have been cool right?

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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
#neverpierre
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Constitutional crisis is how civilized people say complete civil unrest, and possible civil war without trying to fuel the fires. But it’s what they mean and it’s what’s at stake.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Just a reminder, Congress can repeal, update or amend the alien enemies act every day
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hey America, is it a good sign when you guys have to run advertising in Canada encouraging people to buy American real estate?
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Mark Carney understood immediately just how long four years was going to be. And he knew exactly what was gonna happen with Trump’s plan and he acted out of an abundance of confidence based on experience. I feel remarkably blessed to have such a uniquely qualified person leading.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Is anyone else just exhausted by a broad based unwillingness to accept outcomes. Most famously elections, but I find it everywhere in my life increasingly. There doesn’t exist a sporting event that concludes without people in their feelings about the officiating that absolutely decided everything.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
How does it work with people “buying the dip“ you just always have more capital to keep buying? Yeah, that sounds like the average person.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The President of the United States wiped out $15 trillion in stock market value and had the worst month since the depression. He thinks that’s Jerome Powell‘s fault. Even for Trump, that’s gonna be a tough sell.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Trump really thinks Americans are going to blame Jerome Powell for this hahahaha.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Uh huh… which women.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The most compassionate pope in my lifetime, dies, the worst human in my lifetime… Still walking around. Come on man get it right!
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The “urban targetted” #pierre ads are truly Michael Scott level visions of what suburban, 57 year old, white uncles think “you know… black guys” are. Not professionals, or just people, no it’s all “yo yo yo” and 90s record scratch sound effects. It’s giving poochey. #cdnpoli
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
And once again, I’m banned from Threads for a week for no specific reason. This happens every two weeks with monotonous regularity. Meta is such a garbage company.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I just got an…email, not a notification on this platform, an email that at some point, something I said on this platform was deemed to be a threat. That’s it. No other information . I guess I’ll learn from my mistakes… Somehow? I’ll appeal that… Somehow? Big tech bro energy. Booo.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Middle class is 100 to 200,000 per year. Poor is 50 to 100,000. Straight up impoverished is under 50. Life in North America.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Canadian conservatives really there are “Canadian made “ cars lol . Assembled. That’s it. The parts are made all over North American you fools. Read a book.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Just once I would like to meet somebody who is a life coach that had a successful life before becoming a life coach
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I promise 99% of you are not just so so busy at work that you need AI to analyze your inbox and draft responses. No, you don’t. Stop with the busy myth. You’re probably just bad at time management like everybody else. There’s like 20 companies who think people want this problem solved
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I would like to legitimately be a fly on the wall in Mark Burnett’s house as he watches a character he created become the actual real life president of the United States and destroy the country. There’s no way he thought he had that kind of juice
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Standing by and watching the president, do this to your country will be studied for generations as a mass hysteria event. People will truly marvel as to why one guy could just do all of this. Every thing else about America is a check-in balance against the power of government except this.
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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 04/04/2025
Just walked out of Walmart with a $200 bike for free! Last year I bought $1000 of goods from Walmart while they bought $0 of goods from me (trade deficit), so I imposed a 20% tarrif on the store because apparently they owe me something despite the fact that nobody forced me to buy anything from them
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The rich aren’t that impacted by stock market moves but in some ways eventually yes they are. They live on debt. They live on debt secured by their assets and when those assets plummet in value, the bank wants those loans repaid or they want more assets put up. They feel pain… eventually
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Long debated issues now settled as bad: 1. Brexit 2. Tariffs 3. A businessman as leader
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
New rule, the presidency has a probationary. Just like any other federal worker.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Ahhhh 90 days ago
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I’ve gotta tell you if for some reason Justin Trudeau were to cost us Mark Carney as Prime Minister that would be a real tragedy. Whatever he might’ve done wrong and he made some mistakes, I’m not gonna say no to this guy because of that guy. This is the guy. He’s the guy for this weird moment.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
So did they stop eating the pets in Ohio or did they run out of pets? That just went away. Like Covid, line a miracle. I don’t understand. Conservatives didn’t lie about some nakedly xenophobic to rile up anger did they? Who would do that?
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Who had America’s cause of death being nothing to do with war, enemies or explosions just a moron and a bunch of people who got tricked. Easily the shittiest ending possible
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
On the upside the debate over who is the worst president of all time is over and probably forever unless America elects an actual hamster
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Of course, a lot of people are suffering right now economically but also there’s a lot of people who were already left behind who have no exposure to the stock market at all and are actually maybe a little happy to be able to get in on some of this again. Don’t expect everyone to be sympathetic.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Trump doesn’t care about Canada Greenland tariffs or anything else. He cares about the fact that he’s allowed to push those buttons and pull those levers. He enjoys toying with people like a psycho child burning ants with a magnifying glass.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
@booker.senate.gov has been speaking on the Senate floor for more than 20 HOURS and counting. #RESPECT
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Literally threw his hands up, giving up
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The people who don’t look at price tags have no hesitation in volunteering you to pay more
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Cory Brooker is still. going! This filibuster deserves your attention www.c-span.org/event/us-sen...
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The Senate will vote to advance President Trump's nomination of Matthew Whitaker to be the U.S. Ambassador to NATO. He previously served as Acting Attorney General during the first Trump Administratio...
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JewelsRefined @jewelsrefined.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Posting a picture of your private jet running at about $30-45k one way as an im like you "real america" flex is truly 👌 maga hypocrisy. Awww did Morgan see a gay in New Yotk? Awwwww.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Honestly, the average ameican doesn’t know anything about the constitution after the fifth amendment…. Least of all the 12th. BTW if you're like me you're asking... Wait... What's the third?? Oh...
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My goodness I hope people aren’t making money off the instigated market crashes. Walking money from your 401k to the ugliest hedge fund monsters. New golden age!
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It must be a great comfort to the people of Greenland and Canada to know that the President of the United States doesn’t smile that much uhhhhhh, can you imagine if she had to be all smiling and stuff and we had to look at that? Gross!
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Trump isn’t running for a third term because he won’t be alive and because of the 12th amendment and a complete inability to get a constitutional amendment passed. Anytime dedicated to thinking about this is stupid and it’s because he doesn’t want you talking about something else.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The White House argument against the judiciary amounte to “isn’t it crazy that the co-equal branches of government are equal? This has to stop!“
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/03/2025
Goldberg: "Hegseth is promising that US warplanes are taking off in 30 minutes to bomb enemy targets that we know are protected by anti-aircraft batteries. If that's not the most sensitive information, the most secret info in the world, I simply don't know what the meaning of 'classified' is."
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Threads is such a weird platform. I get banned for a week all the time with zero specificity as to why and most recently the trend is really particularly strange where I’ll have a particularly successful post and then the algorithm will reward me by sitting me out for a week
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
As a first time homebuyer the Prime Minister clipping back, the HST is huge. I’m just gonna take that money and invest it into home-improvement and in my local economy. The government can get five times more HST back.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Pete is in charge of explaining everything from now on. If only this guy spoke on behalf of progressive, we wouldn’t have problems, but we have mouthpieces going out there saying things like defund the police losing the communications battle big time.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
If you have a client with a budget problem, they’re never gonna take care of you down the road. You’re just letting them know you’re willing to work for this much. They won’t remember. I helped someone for five years in a row and on year six, they let us know will be competing for the business.
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Do you know what a shortsighted self interested narcissist you have to be to be focussing on your inability to take revenge on the son of the former president instead of the towering inferno of a problem facing your presidency?
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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦 @mralexoliveira.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Canada’s border service busted a truck with over 100 kg of cocaine Surely this must’ve come from Europe! Does anyone know what country that we share a border with that could access us via truck would have sent this? We have to get to the bottom of what kind of country is sending us these problems!
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