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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 5hHoly fuck, I've just been charged £15 for a double pink gin + lemonade. For that price I'd expect a blowjob AND a swallow to be included. 020
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 8hEvery time I see Russell Brand described as a "comedian", I can't help but feel that's stretching the definition of the word beyond all linguistic precedent. 250
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Just did my final workout at the gym I've been with years. I feel very emotional 🥺 020
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So sad to see Julie Hesmondhalgh go, I love her 😭😭 #CelebrityTraitors 020
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Loving the clips of Hannah spending her evenings wistfully playing with an abacus 🤩 #CelebrityTraitors 040
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What a bloody week. Passport renewal, dealings with HMRC (perennial useless kuntz) and finalising a rent repayment order claim against my former landlord 🤯 020
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't think Kemi Badenoch's "we need to put the fair back in welfare" quip is anywhere near as clever as she thinks it is. 050
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If Hear'Say are really embarking on a reunion tour without Myleene, then they've missed a trick by not replacing her with Sabrina Washington. 020
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't think either are renowned for being particularly cruisey 😂/☹️ 110
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm gonna change gyms, it makes much more sense as I have one way closer to where I live now and it might encourage me to go a couple more times a week after work. (Plus my fitness routine is slipping and it's starting to show) 130
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Totally, and he has such high camp value! It'll be interesting to see how his bold strategy ends up playing out, although if Jonathan can make it to the final last year with the forgetting he had a shield thing... 010
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"This film may contain nudity" Either it does or it doesn't, stop wasting my time. 030
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today was actually a really, really pleasant day at work. If every single day could be like that I'd be happy as Larry. 040
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One thing that quickly helped me overcome my last 'mistake' was realising the man I fell in love with wasn't real and didn't exist. Which was actually a painful but very necessary realisation. 010
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Don't think this has ever happened before, but got off with two different guys on the tube journey home - separately and at different junctures 😂 Exchanged Instas with both of them for a future rendezvous 😏🤭 #Lothario 140
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Since I started my job, they play Heart 90s all day in the office. I love it, although I hear the same songs every day 😆 What I lament the most is it's made me love a Phil Collins song I'd never heard before, and I CAN'T STAND the guy 😬 010
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Guy at the bar: "I don't remember your name but I know you like Kylie" I mean... 😆 031
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm going to be out and about in Soho this evening. Who else is around? 020
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Currently embroiled in a war of words with this unhinged nutjob on Yellow Facebook who's taken umbrage with my refusal to give him my number. I should just block him but I'm finding it too entertaining. 040
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Please, whatever you do don't mix grain and grape. I've been telling myself this for many years and I still haven't learned my lesson 🤢 020
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Looks like I'm going to Prague in November. Never been and barely know anything about it. 010
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Miley's 'Bass Persuades' is an example of what could otherwise had been a really good song if it wasn't for the chorus. 030
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also, I've always pretty much loathed Miranda so it'll be interesting to see if this series changes my opinion at all #CelebrityTraitors 010
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Interesting move from Richard, I think he'll be fine though - Jonathan made it to the final last year despite the whole forgetting he had a shield thing #CelebrityTraitors 010
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh em eff gee, Celebrity Traitors is back tonight! So excited (least of all because I need my dose of Queen Claudia) 140
Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Conspiracy theorists be like: "You should think for yourself and agree with me" 030
