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One thing that quickly helped me overcome my last 'mistake' was realising the man I fell in love with wasn't real and didn't exist. Which was actually a painful but very necessary realisation.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 20h

Don't think this has ever happened before, but got off with two different guys on the tube journey home - separately and at different junctures 😂 Exchanged Instas with both of them for a future rendezvous 😏🤭 #Lothario

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Since I started my job, they play Heart 90s all day in the office. I love it, although I hear the same songs every day 😆 What I lament the most is it's made me love a Phil Collins song I'd never heard before, and I CAN'T STAND the guy 😬

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guy at the bar: "I don't remember your name but I know you like Kylie" I mean... 😆

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm going to be out and about in Soho this evening. Who else is around?

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Currently embroiled in a war of words with this unhinged nutjob on Yellow Facebook who's taken umbrage with my refusal to give him my number. I should just block him but I'm finding it too entertaining.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Please, whatever you do don't mix grain and grape. I've been telling myself this for many years and I still haven't learned my lesson 🤢

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pearl necklaces of wisdom

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Looks like I'm going to Prague in November. Never been and barely know anything about it.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Miley's 'Bass Persuades' is an example of what could otherwise had been a really good song if it wasn't for the chorus.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Also, I've always pretty much loathed Miranda so it'll be interesting to see if this series changes my opinion at all #CelebrityTraitors

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Interesting move from Richard, I think he'll be fine though - Jonathan made it to the final last year despite the whole forgetting he had a shield thing #CelebrityTraitors

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh em eff gee, Celebrity Traitors is back tonight! So excited (least of all because I need my dose of Queen Claudia)

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Conspiracy theorists be like: "You should think for yourself and agree with me"

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can never resist a bathroom selfie, even at work

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This payday was so needed.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A plane approaching Heathrow has shed a cargo load of Vanish. Staines has disappeared.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fuck off. No it hasn't

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Madge absolutely slayed the VMAs performance. Well done gurllll! Now can we get 'Danceteria' to number one like it should've been when it was first released?

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just saw somebody on Twitter replying to Liz Truss calling her a "fucking dumb cuntspanner" and I'm howling.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I want to go out and get sloshed but I'm limited in what I can do until payday 🙁

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think the last time I played squash was 2002. I'm still useless at it 🎾

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Watched Kylie's AFL performance, fantastic and she looks so radiant ✨ When that metal cage she was in landed, they totally couldn't get her out could they? That's why the camera panned away from her 😆

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My friend has invited me to play squash with him at his gym later. Something I haven't done since school and am not even confident I remember what it actually entails.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The new Taylor Swift song is alright, but I feel like I've heard it a million times before from her. She really needs a big musical switch-up at this point.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who's this Danny Tommo knobhead? Is he trying to be the next Tommy Robinson or something?

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Soon coming to everyone's phones unsolicited. Buckle up!

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Found out today that I'm colourblind. It's a bit of a shock, it came completely out of the purple.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If I've learned anything about my 23 years on Earth, it's that it is OK to lie about your age

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not been that excited about Carly Rae Jepsen's new era if I'm completely honest, but it's actually quite a nice album in full!

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm so rundown and burned out it's unreal 😪 a nice, long night of sleep needed tonight.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I sometimes think about how much of a missed opportunity it was that The Purge didn't have a prequel called The Binge.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Sunday scaries are pretty monumental this evening 🥺

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Somehow managed to bash my shin against the stage in the Eagle last night. Can't imagine how that happened.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm going to go out and shuffle my clogs at the discotheque 🕺🪩

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Everyone's worried about artificial intelligence, meanwhile natural stupidity is out here thriving.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

11 years ago today I met Carly Rae Jepsen, on the same day day she releases her new album! How freaky.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Every time 🤦‍♂️

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Fire alarm evacuation providing a bit of Thursday afternoon excitement.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

These updates about the Putney Pusher suspect are wild. It used to be one of those stories I'd check for an update on every now and then before they officially closed the case.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Today's the first day I pretty much feel 100% physically great since my food poisoning saga, which began 12 days ago. It's been an ongoing recovery process, I'll say that much!

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If Ed Sheeran really wanted to reduce the levels of incalculable pain and suffering in the world, he could just stop making music.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I've got the same group of annoying, loud, rowdy children that get on my bus to work every morning. Fucking annoying little runts, they are.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Goodness gracious I am hanging like the gardens of Babylon today.

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I asked a young gay earlier at Madonna and Kylie night what he thinks of Confessions II, his response was "what's that" 🤦

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Solemnly up to no good 😊

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Aly @mr-aly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There are 49 million kangaroos in Australia, but only 3.5 million people in Uruguay. So, if the kangaroos invaded Uruguay each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos 😱

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