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MPS, Esq.

@mpsever.bsky.social
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Attorney working in the Second City. Husband, Father, sports fan, Marquette alumnus, cynical optimist, average golfer. A smorgasbord of sardonicism.

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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
“Braves the elements”? In California? What, did it get down to (shiver) 60?
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I keep waiting for Little Man (8.5) to ask the million dollar question in re Santa and EOTS, but it has never come up. Even as we watch movies that openly discuss the concept. On the one hand, the magic of Christmas is there just a bit longer. On the other... seriously? You're a smart kid.
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Put Them Together Build GIF
ALT: Put Them Together Build GIF
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/12/2024
If you don't want the chicken to shit on your painting, defeat the chicken's football team. Otherwise the chicken can do whatever the chicken wants
South Carolina's chicken shit on Clemson's field, reportedly
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Like professionally or anatomically?
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
1st and 10 at the Detroit 25 with 46 seconds left and two timeouts. And you don’t: 1) score 2) use all your timeouts 3) turn the ball over or 4) attempt a field goal Breathtaking incompetence. Week after week. #fireflus
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Evergreen. #fireflus
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 28/11/2024
Fact you will never hear even if you watch America's biggest news channel 24/7: "The caravans typically only travel a few days before they’re disbanded by Mexican authorities. Not a single big migrant caravan has made it to the US border in at least six years" www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/1...
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Trump, Mexican president talk border, migrant caravans amid tariff threats
Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum spoke to President-elect Donald Trump after he threatened to impose tariffs and she hinted at retaliation in a letter.
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
You know I knew the Bears weren’t gonna win today but I don’t think a first down is too much to ask.
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
THIS IS WHAT MARQUETTE BASKETBALL LOOKS LIKE.
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
[SCENE: I finish reading a bedtime story to Little Lady, 5] LL: What do those words say? Me: They say “The end”. T-H makes the “th” sound. So, th-eh eh-nnnn-duh. The end.” LL: No, it’s da da DA END. Me: [Southside heart melts]
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Scorching Hot Take: Most Thanksgiving food is terrible. It's pilgrim food you eat once a year. If it was actually good, you'd eat it more than once a year. Not many restaurants specializing in sweet potatoes and stuffing. Give me a tacos and ribs Thanksgiving and I'll get excited.
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Brian Anderson just described Rutgers vs Notre Dame as "an old school Big East matchup" which I think makes him the first person to ever have that thought.
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a man in a superhero costume is sitting next to another man in a suit .
ALT: a man in a superhero costume is sitting next to another man in a suit .
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I admittedly haven’t seen Wicked but the part I don’t understand is…isn’t Oz just in Dorothy’s imagination based on the people in her life? It’s just a dream. How does it have any kind of lore and interpersonal conflict that predates the house landing off the tornado?
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a group of men are standing around a woman in a bed with the words and you were there
ALT: a group of men are standing around a woman in a bed with the words and you were there
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
An’ all tru da ouz, Nadacreechurrwasdurring Not even da mouse
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Artists I've seen live by letter Aerosmith Cheap Trick Credence Clearwater Revisited Deftones Dropkick Murphys Foghat Godsmack Gojira Limp Bizkit Linkin Park Lynyrd Skynyrd Metallica Mudvayne "Nashville" Cast Nelly OAR Ted Nugent The Heavy The Offspring Sister Hazel Slayer Survivor Whitesnake
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Wow I can't believe "tariffs don't increase the price of goods", "the Earth is only 2500 years old and flat", "inject bleach to cure COVID", "lights in the sky must be angels", and "windmills cause cancer" aren't ideas that are endorsed at top universities. Must be a systemic problem.
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Oh man, Megabus. Memories. Took a four segment trip for like $7 over spring break senior year at MU right after they launched. Milwaukee to Chicago for Spring Break. Chicago to Columbus (for a #cf97 game) Back to Chicago back to Milwaukee. Lunacy. youtu.be/0oGLGq1I7E4?...
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Why Cheap Bus Travel Is Disappearing In America | Business Insider Explains | Business Insider
YouTube video by Business Insider
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Every boomer who voted for Trump is about to become very familiar with the landmark SCOTUS case Leopards v Face (2024)
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
In case you’d forgotten about the inexorable march of time, “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” (1989) celebrates its 35th anniversary this year. “White Christmas” (1954) celebrated its 35th anniversary the year “Christmas Vacation” was released.
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MPS, Esq. @mpsever.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Bowling For Soup’s “1985” was released in 2004. If released today on a similar timeline it would be about a woman obsessed with Avril Lavigne, Nelly, and Jessica Simpson.
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 15/11/2024
Wait, how can a history of politics in the first quarter of the 21st Century only be a page long? <opens book> Ah!
Webcomicname.com Oh No comic entitled “Different”. Panel 1: figure in a room says “I want things to be different”. Panel 2: figure breaks everything with a baseball bat. Panel 3: Figure surrounded by broken objects says “oh no”.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 15/11/2024
Cannot stop laughing youtu.be/69lK3RUiq-8?...
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if Disturbed wrote "IT WASN'T ME" by Shaggy
YouTube video by mac glocky
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Me, an unfashionable person, whenever someone shares a post by the menswear guy
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