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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 10h

1999 "Hey, is ____ here?" "Computer lab." "Oh, right. Which one?" "Applied Science I think? Maybe Ag?" "Gotcha. Mind if I leave a note?" "Go for it!" [turns back to bomberman 64] "Thanks!" [uncaps dry erase marker]

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just can't believe I caught covid again. It really sucks and I am so angry at myself.

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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Folks, today’s the day

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s one of those Sundays where all you want to do is melt processed bag cheese on a paper plate in your microwave and eat it with a plastic fork from The Drawer.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich have been tasked with developing America's next-century military. Our nation will enter the 22nd Century peerless leaders in "wife abandonment".

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For most of my life, I have presumed the retails competition between Cheetos and Wise Cheez Doodles to be one of the fiercest, nastiest and long running professional rivalries in the entire consumer world.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[watches Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma] Let Gillian Anderson play Dolly Parton, goddammit.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Golden Oreos are for people who like the idea of Vienna Fingers but cannot handle the smooth/cobble texture of the cookie. i.e - Me.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Some folks insist it’s jambon taylor

A Google Maps iPhone screenshot of the area around Porquerolles in France.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Plumbers out here replacing a main water line so quickly it hardly seems possible to have cost $4.5k yet here I am in debtors prison.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Low country living: it’s 68° out and I can smell peoples‘ fireplaces.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Turns out not everything is improved by a "sourdough" version. Sorry, Thomas' english muffins!

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The president who went 300 days with no press secretary and no briefings will probably not give a shit if the media refuses to cover his goings on. This is a win for that kind of White House.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's fine for New Yorkers to be upset about something as arbitrary or trivial as "transplants" because every corner of this country LOVES bitching about New York transplants that move to their city. A two-way street of nonsense about an all-purpose boogeyman used to rationalize our aging lifestyles.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I was in 8th grade and my parents were going to Wildwood for the Fireman’s Convention. I convinced them to let me spend the weekend at my sister’s NYC apartment where I made her take me to see Singles on opening weekend. It felt very important.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open."

Hercules Unchained on Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ultimate Man thinks you're talking to his guy all wrong.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It brings me no joy that an artist has died and my broken mind can only think about the tragic irony of their biggest hit song title.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[angry person who thinks they were raised by Drew Brees] "My mother was a Saint!"

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

finally evidence to support my suspicion that if my parents had gotten me a donkey id have been somebody

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Human nature is rough, huh? We pretend we've evolved past primal urges but what if we just found different or "better" ways to hide them? Maybe humanity has a drive that draws us toward madmen? [buckles helmet, grabs bat wrapped with barbed wire] Anyway, I'm off to the store. Need anything?

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The local price of gas went up 20 cents between sunrise and sunset yesterday. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hey guys make sure to follow potato chips on instagram

A potato chip bag with a request for follows on social media

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Had no idea Chappell Roan went back in time and starred in KRULL. Good for her.

In a cave, a red-haired princess in a lacey white gown gazes ahead cautiously.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

As you get older, it is important to take care of your body. You aren't the same person you were at 30. That's why I've started mixing metamucil into my pepto bismol.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I saw several news items and videos on tiktok this weekend that sent me down a mental hallway where, for at least 10 whole seconds, I had the world and the conspirators destroying it all figured out. The gist: AI used as a boogeyman to distract from accelerated climate change/resource extraction.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have never seen a cloud this large do an “excuuuuuuse me” over another cloud this large.

A big long cloud hurdling over a big cumulonimbus

Same as the other but a few minutes later, for perspective

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Twice now I have been publicly recognized (wrongly) as a local meteorologist. I wish!

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not on my bingo card for 2026: finding out that Bin Laden's entire 9/11 plan was based on a reading of our national character that was, if anything, too generous.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hot dogs or legs? Puppies or fried chicken? Bagels or kittens? These aren't memes people, they are warnings! I ate three kittens that were left in the office kitchen!

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Same girl, same. I remember several of us pulling a drunken regular off of the Persian friend of our bar's owner just because of his skin color, accent and generalized American hatred of an entire region of the globe. But we did it TOGETHER.

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Pam Spaulding @pamspaulding.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

👀 Only demo propping up this teetering Jenga tower — rich folk$: "Compared w/Aug 2025, sales of homes priced betw $100K & $250K were down 10%. Sales of homes priced above $1M were 3.9% higher. 👉 The million-dollar-plus range was the only price range that saw increased sales." 🧾 t2m.co/weM2bdcL

www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org

Home sales fall in August despite the highest supply in over a decade

Home sales slowed again despite the highest supply of homes for sale in over a decade. Prices, however, continue to rise.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I urge you to splurge on the dramaturgical dirge about the age of metallurgy. It's an argy bargy surge of words, a liturgy of despondency by a total G from Battersea named Bhatterjee. Oop it's sold out, nvm.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Let's do the "two weeks to flatten the curve" thing but with gasoline. Sure.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Foldable smartphones are TIRED. Time to step up to the NEXT LEVEL: smartphones that roll up/corkscrew into a TUBE SHAPE.

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Christopher Hauselt @movingsideways.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Steve Jobs: "...One more thing." [strains and grunts using all his force to bend an iphone in half for nearly a minute until he holds a bent, shattered square between bloody fingertips] Crowd: [Hooting, fainting, generally overwhelmed and crying with elation]

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