Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this morning i was like "i'd better retrieve that puffball in my backyard before something happens to it... not right this second though" then the lawn service arrived and mowed over it 130
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Windshield wipers make two kinds of noises: Smack My Bitch Up or Alberto Balsalm 010
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I entered a fugue state while playing tetris dx again and got even closer to the world record (which is 4,988 lines) 150
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I started making pizza again and although so far my pizzas have been kinda fucked up i think they're on a good trajectory 4524
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 12/08/2026oh so you all think that just because someone is a mid ginger loser named riley they don't deserve to marry an extremely beautiful woman??? I see. I see. 120
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There were many ducks and other animals at the county fair 150
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I like how there's a portal to the fairy realm behind tasty twist 060
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Anyone else get this error message like 50% of the time when trying to post images on here 010
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Bluesky hates me and doesn't want me to post photos of my birthday cake 020
Reposted by Riley💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time — it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine, with that San Francisco crowd. I don’t even want to shake hands with anybody from San Francisco.” - Richard M. Nixon, on tape 1971 (hat tip @swilkes.bsky.social for the quotation) 0154
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 30/06/2026 I bought this cute parasol (in pink) as a reward to myself for finishing my grad school applications 140
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 27/06/2026when you're at pride and you hear someone say "Riley" but they are not talking to or about you #ThisHappenedTwoDifferentTimes 040
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I saw one of those electronic signs announcing road construction but it wasn't working properly so it said "Mt. Ope" instead of "Mt. Hope" and I think they should change the name of the road to that 020
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 20/06/2026before they invented the moving pictures everyone in southern california was like "i am just a humble farmer... tending to my Oranges and Lemons" 000
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I went to the dairy store again except this time anthony hall was locked so i got there by cutting through the engineering building under false pretenses 130
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 11/06/2026they call it The Lodge because it is like the black lodge in that everyone there is evil and trying to kill you 020
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 01/06/2026#MYCONE and the guy who is not allowed to have #MYCONE 1100
Reposted by RileyBonertown @thisisbonertown.bsky.social · 23/05/2026What a man. A dragon-man. 9993492227
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Matt Johnson sounds like he would be one of my cousins but he isn't 040
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You may wonder if yesterday I was just wandering around in random university buildings for no reason. There was actually a reason (I was trying to get to the dairy store but there is an enormous construction zone blocking the way) but it was kinda fun so maybe I'll start doing that now 140
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Shoulda never smoked that shit now I'm at the Facility for Rare Isotope Beams 030
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Has anyone ever made an anthropomorphized library catalog oc named Marc 141
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I'm a big fan of Richard Nixon's brother Ed Nixon because I believe every famous person should have a sibling who looks like if someone tried to draw them from memory 020
Reposted by RileyThis Might Be A Wiki @tmbw.net · 06/05/2026TMBW wishes a very Happy Birthday to Mr. John Flansburgh @tmbg.bsky.social! 0366
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 30/04/2026They should invent a musical performance where I don't have to pee the whole time 040
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 28/04/2026honestly the litany against i-96 is a bit misdirected it's only once you're on m-10 that you feel true fear 010
Reposted by RileyRiley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 21/10/2025i will merge onto i-96. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when i reach my destination i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where i-96 has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain. 271
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I'd like to issue a blanket apology for everything I've ever said or done up until about ten minutes ago 040
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Dude I love this thing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Express...en.wikipedia.orgExpressTram - Wikipedia 020
Reposted by RileyMaia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026flags flown from us government buildings - american flag - department flag - state flag - local flag - the "rambo 2 is real" flag 954577
Reposted by Rileyandy™ @andylevy.net · 03/04/2026you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes: 134135473108
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 31/03/2026what if i ceased without desisting or desisted without ceasing 030
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 22/03/2026i'm so excited about going to boston this time because i'll be able to visit the jfk library and museum (i want to visit as many presidential libraries/museums as possible but so far i have only been to the gerald ford museum) 040
Riley @mouthmoods.bsky.social · 21/03/2026if i was making a british 80s new wave band i would probably call it Transit Authority or somethjng like that 040
![tweet from Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz)
NIXON: Fantastic Mr. Fox. Disgusting picture. Fella wears a [expletive] corduroy suit.
HALDEMAN: [inaudible]
NIXON: They run the banks too
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