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First you get the haircut, then you get the tidies

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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
A salt shaker filled with pepper
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bread and circuits
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A shrugging Pakled soldierMike Stoklasa sitting in a spooky ghost cartA Knight of the Mason Order wearing Sunglasses and playing a giant gold harpCaptain Picard holding the back of his neck and looking confused
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A crusty pair of socks with a speech bubble coming from it
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He escaped to the one place not corrupted by capitalism: the afterlife. We lost space like a decade ago, sorty everyone.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Captain Dathon from Darmok saying "Your mother, her legs wide"
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mr. Spock saying "Your mother is so fat, she outweighs the needs of the many"
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
New First Officer Brennan Tries to Make Friends Among The Command Staff
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@dustinheron.bsky.social rip
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Earth_IRL:
HITLER EARTH HITLER EARTH HITLER EARTH
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So, your democracy collapsed under the weight of its own crimes and hubris....
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Because conservatives are a pedophile cult that stands for literally the rape of the entire planet. And if you endorse them, you endorse that rape.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yo Dave! Maybe you can take a break from your consulting job in Boston to come talk to me face to face about it. I am in the city too, and your company advertises "open, politically neutral discussions" Isn't it weird you have a vested interest in the financialization of the world?
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Sure, we'll lose a lot of snooze time, but we will make up for it after the revolution" -John Candy, America's Son.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your music taste in three artists: RUSH John Williams Smooth McGroove
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Riker Maneuver (Actual)
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mot Whispering into @QuarkGetsFingerBanged's ear saying "I ain't got no panties on"
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The reason why journalists are beginning to act like this, is that they know they have done less good in the world than a teenager with a revolver and are freaking out about it. You should be worried Steve. Very very worried.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pictures are working again. Post something stupid on your phone
Sheldon with no hips.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This Is Art:
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The second I get sent to prison:
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
DO you see how fucking stupid you look wringing your hands about communism?
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It has a near total surveillance state. The agents of the government are free to murder its citizens out of hand without concequence. There are more people in jails in the USA than anywhere else in the world. DO I need to go on?
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It has an unrepresentative government whos leader is not elected by popular consent, but instead one that favors a narrow minority. It has unaccountable judges who can make extremely unopular sweeping changes to laws throwing half the population into second class citizen ship.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So, 'The United States of America' would be a good example of an 'authoritarian system'? As it is a locked in place system that is inflexible to both facts and public opinion. It has a leader who can and has unilaterally declared war on sovereign nations. It represses its people in the extreme.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
aKCTUALLY, the super pedophiles of the world deserve the captive attention of millions and millions of people, and if you try to be like "i dont want to see pedophile propaganda" its YOU who are really the enemy. Yes, i make my money off of ad revenue. No, that is not relevant Left owned again
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A Hero With A Time Machine
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Are you telling me there were stars that were trekked?
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Do AI people understand that "This technology is useful" and "This technology is not a threat to people's jobs" are mutually contradictory? It would be like me standing in front of the steam shovel telling ditch diggers not to worry while also saying this thing can do the job of 500 diggers.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What about the boots with the fur?
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Councilor Troi asking another starfleet officer:

"last week, you mentioned that "we're so back". but today you tell me "its so over". what changed?
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
dont even ask, its a george bush meme
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
how it feels to follow me
Mot The Barber pampering Captain Picard's big beautiful bald head.

He is about to get the tiddies.
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juandinner.bsky.social @juandinner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It explains so much that The Bloodless Quant doesn’t have any problems that £50,000 can solve.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is both the funniest and most typical example of how every conversation i ever have with someone who is pro capitalism goes:
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Captain Picard sitting next to Data in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode where Picard has to prove Data is sentient in court. A speech bubble has been drawn in to imply Picard is saying what is written in the quoted text below the image.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I wrote on a paper. Once.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sharing my desktop background because whatever, i like it and i think you should see it too, but you arent allowed in my house
a water color of the USS Enterprise A flying through space with a couple of D7 battle cruisers
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'll try screaming. That's a good trick.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Whenever someone asks me to describe "my thought process": www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWb9...
youtube.com
Peter Griffin Dancing in the 80's (PERFECT 1 HOUR LOOP)
YouTube video by Poop Games
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Must have been the wind
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
a two panel meme featuring Captain Janeway from Voyager.

The first has her saying "If you are saying i play favorites, you are wrong. I love all of my crew equally"

the second says: 'earlier that stardate...' Janeway saying:"I don't care for Ensign Kim"
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
One of the reasons I maintain such a negative opinion of the American Liberal, and their Democratic Representatives, and am pretty convinced they lack the capacity to see us out of this disaster, is that the second they have to grapple *with* liberalism, they turn into Hitlers.
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Good News From Kvatch For A Change
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We are cooked ya'll Char Broiled
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Mot @motthebarber.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Time Travel is just infinite Time Travelers trying to kill seemingly infinite Decoy Hitlers Who Are Also Hitlers. That's why its currently impossible. But one of these days! They are gonna get the right one!
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