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@mossbeast.bsky.social
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plant-elemental beast • 18+ • it/its • alive somehow (the burnout is diagnosed and real, sorry for absences!) find me more reliably at the-bitchking-of-angmar.tumblr.com or on instagram @bitchking_of_angmar

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 11/08/2026
if you are any kind of creative or artist or writer you *have* to understand sex workers and porn/erotica artists/authors as being members of the same class as us. to the extent society recognizes a difference between "legitimate" art and porn, it's only as a tenuous, convenient, temporary fiction.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dear beasts of varying intents and purposes, I’m so so sorry for the long absence. Since early this year, I’ve been diagnosed with cancer and it’s quite literally taking my will to live. For now, no one knows where this journey will take me so. Ongoing hiatus. Love you dearly!
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
body, what on earth are we in pain for now
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Spicy Uniformshark @sharksmut.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My pieces are always belated for Halloween🎃 but have this little treat from me 🫶 (I stared at it too long and see so many mistakes but I need to let go and just call it finished😂) #grimmichi #グリ一 #Hollowzine2025 #terato #UniformsharkART #Grimmjow #Grimmjowjaegerjaquez #IchigoKurosaki #yaoi
Bleach AU, human Grimmjow surprised and very blushy and demon Ichigo seducing him by getting handsy
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MAF @velnna.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
lovely
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
as a lactose-intolerant individual, the tastiest things will turn out to be weapons of ass-destruction looking at the new raspberry-cheesecake-kitkat soft serve sundae thing BK came up with tasty as heck, I can practically hear the horn of gondor later
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Timothy Snyder reading one of his best works (imo) AND extrapolating from it? To speak on Ukraine? Hell to the yes! spotify.link/9Oaik8gLDXb
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On Tyranny: Expanded Audio Edition
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
open.spotify.com/show/5rchFuM... I cannot recommend this book enough! And the fact that it’s available as an audiobook is great. It’s a great listen for long cardio sessions 😉
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How Fascism Works: The Politics of Us and Them
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Kage Chaos Zine - POs open! @kage-chaos-zine.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Get ready Shinobi, our POs open soon! Have a small preview on our merch (bookmark by @bermudabiangel.bsky.social )!
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
So apparently Chomsky is also an outspoken anarchist. This puts some of his linguistic theses into context, although I don’t know anything about his political work and views. I’m talking about the linguistic “contributions”. Maybe I will re-emerge with a new opinion once I’ve educated myself.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
In case this wasn’t clear, I am a Noam Chomsky hater, this is a Noam Chomsky hate blog, and I still mourn the four hours we spent discussing his work in linguistics. I could have done anything in that time. I could have masturbated and it would have been more productive.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
only in linguistics can you read up on something inane like Whorfianism and get jumpscared by Chomsky (side note: please do not look at Chomsky’s “contributions” to the field of linguistics) (and if you do, please know that he’s been cast out by popular vote) (do not believe a word he writes)
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Sanktionsfrei @sanktionsfrei.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Merz: "Der Sozialstaat, wie wir ihn heute haben, ist so nicht mehr finanzierbar.“ Auch Merz:
Merz gönnt sich und seinen Ministern üppige Gehaltserhöhung

Auch Bundespräsident Frank-Walter Steinmeier kann sich über einen Gehaltsanstieg freuen. Steinmeier bekommt zunächst 700 Euro und im kommenden Jahr um weitere 650 Euro. Der Verdienst für den Bundespräsidenten liegt dann bei 21.900 Euro (ohne Zulagen). Bei den Ministern steigen die Gehälter um rund 500 Euro und danach um 480 Euro auf dann rund 17.600 Euro. Merz bezieht ein Amtsgehalt von 22.083 Euro.
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Sam Rose @samrosemod.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Create NSFW art Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like Always resist oppression
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
creepiest fucking episode in the entire podcast open.spotify.com/episode/7od9...
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Chapter 22: One Final Fall From Grace
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HolBolDoArt🏳️‍🌈 @holboldoart.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The rapture isn't coming. At least, not like this. The crows know.
In the pew-lined interior of a dim medieval church lit by rows of candles on tall staffs and pale sunlight coming through a window, a tall humanoid crow figure with flowing black robes and a glowing yellow eye stands beneath an ornately carved semicircular arch in Norman Romanesque style. On the wall surrounding the arch are many colourful murals depicting more humanoid crow figures with halos, carrying various items including swords, spears, harps, and chalices.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
open.spotify.com/track/1Ztfx8... Thank you tumblr for reminding me this exists
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Hostile Government Takeover - EDM Remix
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Spicy Uniformshark @sharksmut.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
He is clearly pissed off. Whoever found him like this better not be another nuisance. Caution is advised when approaching.. But he really needs someone with a bit of patience and gentle hands comforting him🩹💦 #mermen #terato #UniformsharkART #Grimmjow
Older piece. Merman Grimmjow pulling out a nasty harpoon from a wound in his abdomen
Cw blood mild gore
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Oh yeah absolutely! My main issue is that i speak neither and unfortunately keep falling back to English
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Anyway the English lamguage is a shitshow and I wish I had something slightly more sensible as a mother tongue, like. Esperanto? Khuzdul? The dark tongue? Dutch?
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
btw this is what it feels like to be a linguist* explaining how ‘deer’ means all four-legged animals in older texts and how some languages still carry on remnants of that (dyr, Tier, etc.) while English went ahead and said ‘no actually this word will specify deer’ *technically not a linguist
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The one thing I love SO MUCH about the show Lucifer is that The Devil is in therapy because he has shitty parents like was there ever a show concept that addressed millennials more? Religious trauma? Absent/ dismissive parents? Sibling conflict for scraps of parental love? MWAH
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Meg • Turner @inkedwerdsmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
A group of #writers is a procrastination.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Can’t wait to see Parkway Drive tomorrow 🥳
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Gun violence is bad full stop. Yes he was awful. Yes he organised buses for the Jan 6th insurrection. Yes he said deaths by gun violence were permissible. Yes he sucked. Yes he spread conspiracy theories. He should not have had to suffer this death.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was a horrible, awful, racist bigot and barely deserved the title of human being. However. I don’t believe anyone deserves to be gunned down like that. His death shouldn’t be used to further political goals. His family should be allowed to grieve him in peace. If they can.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Hot tip: if you’re doing Atlas Swings with your kettlebell of choice, make sure you’re holding the damn thing at an angle. Otherwise you stand a really good chance at obliterating your kneecaps and that hurts.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I am experiencing ALL THE THINGS lately and I’m not sure I like it
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Menschen die freiwillig Toyota Aygo fahren sind secretly into vac sacs/beds und full-body immobilisation bondage, I don’t make the rules. Bruder? Ich bin kein Stück Papier warum muss ich mich in diesen Kübel reinfalten wie ein Origami-Schmetterling?
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
awkward moment beim Toyota. There’s a butch lesbian in that garage. I’m so not okay with that, my poor heart??
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
HUBERT 89j und seine Frau INGRID sind im Übrigen FREI ERFUNDEN und haben NICHTS MIT REALEN PATIENTEN GEMEINSAM. Die ganze Story ist nicht frei erfunden aber die Brömmelkamps sind es schon. Datenschutz ist wichtig.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Alle Symptome kann ich nicht aufzählen. Mein Punkt ist: die wetterfühlige Hüfte zählt NICHT dazu. Das ist kein Grund für einen Krankenwagen, noch viel weniger für einen Rettungswagen und am Allerwenigsten für einen Notarzt.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Die 112 ist für lebensbedrohliche Notfälle da. Dazu zählt Atemnot, starke Blutung (vA die, die spritzen), super krass zu schnelles Herzrasen, super krass zu langsamer Herzschlag, Druck auf der Brust Kopfschmerzen, Schlaganfallsymptome, Unfälle mit berechtigter Sorge um schwere Verletzungen. UVM.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Weißte da freut man sich mal auf was richtig beißiges, ne Hüftlux oder nen Schenkelhals oder ne ausgebrochene TEP. Was, wo man mal richtig schaffen kann und seine Daseinsberechtigung fühlt. Und dann hat der Hubert, 89j, einfach eine “wetterfühlige Hüfte”. Und die habe er schon immer gehabt. Bruh.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Deutsche Boomer heute so: es regnet, Ingrid! Ruf die 112, meine Hüfte tut weh! Leitstelle heute so: TRAUMATISCHER HÜFTSCHMERZ R2 MIT NOTARZT11!!1!1!!!!!1!!!1!!11!!!1!1!! Rettungsdienst an der Einsatzstelle so: … gut dann gehen wir wieder. Leute es ist nicht mal zehn Uhr, ich kann nimmer.
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Well better give it your best try sweetheart 😌✨
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Well, no. Beer has hops and bread has sourdough. I guess they’re both fermented in some way though 🧐
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Marimo’s so excited about seeing the Nutcracker in December, it’s now trying to learn the Waltz of the Flowers. Downside: Nutcracker’s insanely long and I have no idea how my hyperactive sprog’s gonna handle that
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Beer Bread
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Drawing Homos 🎨 @hexhomos.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
‼️CAREFUL, AO3 PHISHING SITE DISCOVERED
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Spicy Uniformshark @sharksmut.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
This is absolutely about the scar and not the shiny wet skin or the flared gills or blushing nipples or slightly parted mouth or.. Well... ... 🥵 #UniformsharkART #Merman #terato #teratophilia #Grimmjow
Mermen are sexy ok...
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Merciny of DYN4MO @shenjin.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
how to tell if your medic hasn’t eaten: their writeup includes “tacotsubu cardiomyopathy” IT’S NOT TACOS YOU MORON (I just want a break pretty please)
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I love looking at this graph, showing it to my students, and sharing it on social media, even though it unerringly brings out the trolls. This is the efficacy curve of Pfizer's mRNA COVID vaccine. This, people, is what ended the emergency phase of the COVID pandemic. Despite what RFK Jr says.
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Idk what’s worse, him Witnessing the bye-lingual brain playing with language or me hearing him play his video games because the sound came through the goddamn speakers loud enough to distract me from my documentary on tv and still thinking ‘oh he can’t hear me’. What do you think?
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Mr Moss losing his shit because I went on archive of our own dot org and clicked on my 727 bookmarks and sorted them by “datte oopdatte” (date updated but with horrendous German phonemes and a little ✨Akzent✨) And I said that out loud. Completely forgot he wasn’t wearing headphones.
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Spicy Uniformshark @sharksmut.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Embracing my inner sicko more with intimate merman 'care' instructions. ...or something like that..💦 (plus more sketch practise!) #WIP #UniformsharkART #terato #merman #yaoi #monsterfucker
Grimmjow getting his fish hole streched really nicely...
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
OH MEIN GOD!!!!! We should play together 😌
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ˈkrɪptɪd @mossbeast.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Do I have creatures who play return to Moria and could be interested in joining together for a bit to rebuild Khazad-Dûm?
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