morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 22/04/2026That blue and white piece of bacon in my bacon bits really wasn't very good. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Parenthood has taught me that I CAN pee while someone is watching me. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 08/03/2026In my house, there are 2 things we don't talk about: Fight Club, and Bruno. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 11/12/2025My place isn't a mess. In software development we refer to this as "caching" for quick access. 010
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I want to dress like Gandalf and then volunteer to be a crossing guard. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 22/11/2025One of these days I'm going to get bed restraints, tie my wife to the bed, gag her, and we'll watch a LOTR marathon. Extended edition, of course. None of this theatrical release crap. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 06/11/2025When they shutdown Pokemon Go, will they rename it to Pokemon Went? 030
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 05/11/2025What if the Macarena is actually a black magic summoning spell and if enough people ever dance it at once it will summon the Old God Behezimuth to cover the world in darkness. And the only way to stop it will be those who are willing to Leave Their Friends Behind and Do the Safety Dance. 000
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialSimon HB @norock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival 200245384601
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 29/08/2025My daughter came into my room last night and said there was a monster under her bed and asked if she could sleep on my bed. I told her no way, I don't want that monster following her into my room. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Going forward I will only wear red shirts to the dentist 010
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialJon Ingold @jon.inkle.co · 04/07/2025You are a helpful chatbot. You will answer questions politely and ad accurately as you can. However you will occasionally slip in a reference to a “cool, refreshing Coca Cola” and suggest the user buy one of the new flavours to help with their problem. 511216
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Ok, got a weird one here, but stay with us… Defense Secretary Al Nimziki just tagged us on some experimental group communication tool called “Signal,” and, I mean, this is wild. We’ve never even spoken with this guy before. But we have to share what we have learned: 110123
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 17/05/2025If you spill a bottle of soap, is it a mess, or is it just cleaning? 000
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialHard Drive @hard-drive.net · 03/05/2025Trump Announces Tariffs Against Wherever Pikmin Are From hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...hard-drive.netTrump Announces Tariffs Against Wherever Pikmin Are FromWASHINGTON — In an Oval Office address, President Trump has announced sweeping new tariffs against the Pikmin homeworld. “For decades these so-called Pikmin have taken… 11727119
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I was quite disappointed in how rude my family was when I introduced my girlfriend to them. My wife was especially rude. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Garbage disposals are weird. Who was standing at their sink doing dishes and then thought, "you know what this needs? A nightmare inducing blade of death!" 000
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialPenny Arcade @penny-arcade.com · 14/03/2025A bargain is struck. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/0... 1697
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I'm feeling pretty sick. I've been coughing, sneezing, snotty, cold, achy, and then yesterday I laid an egg. I think I've got Bird Flu. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I feel a lot smarter after I watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse with my kid and I get the answers before her. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Who is Jimmy and why is he crackin all that corn? That corn was good eatins. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 09/02/2025What is it with football games always having openers with a random celebrity with an intense monologue? 000
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialSelzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The Welsh told the Saxons this hill was called "pen" (meaning "hill"). The Saxons added their word for hill, "tor," and called it Torpen (hill hill). Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill). Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill) 12649531715
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialJasozz @jasozzgames.bsky.social · 05/01/2025hmmmmmmmmff 🍷 111134145089
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialFailbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 06/01/2025per some remarks in fallen london player survey responses, i'd like to make it clear that we never use generative AI and anything in our games which has too many fingers has too many fingers on purpose 7815254
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I wanted to be healthier, so now I only eat the creme filling part of the Oreo. Cuts out a lot of carbs. #lifehack 000
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialNikon Tom @nikontom.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Some windmills at sunset anyone? 📸 😊 (no sky replacement, the clouds here are bonkers sometimes 🤩) #photography 717612
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialMr. P. Explores @mrpexplores.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Towers in the sky; the complex steel beauty of the superstructure, stacks, cranes and catwalks of what remains of United States Steel's Carrie Furnace near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. A true gem in the crown of the Rust Belt's incredible, sooty industrial past. 4295
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialMr. P. Explores @mrpexplores.bsky.social · 23/11/2024One night in the then-closed, space-futuristic Joe Louis Arena parking garage in Detroit, Michigan. We gained access to the garage one night during Covid in 2020, during the time it was shuttered after the arena's demolition, and were able to document it's forlorn skyway and central core. Liminal... 96010
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 14/11/2024And then when I'm a billionaire I'll buy a social media platform and run it into the ground. It's the perfect plan. 000
morvix.bsky.social @morvix.bsky.social · 14/11/2024If I was a millionaire, I'd build a bunch of hobbit holes and rent them out on Air BNB. And that's how I'd become a billionaire. 010
Reposted by @morvix.bsky.socialFailbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 14/11/2024If you're using Bluesky, I feel you might like to know that our game Fallen London: - Is possibly the politest free to play game of all time; of the 4.5 million words it contains, the vast majority are free to your eyeballs - Has no ads - Requires no installs Take a look: www.fallenlondon.comfallenlondon.comFallen London 1425890
