Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 06/03/2026J Mascis’s Martin + Me continues to be a raw imperfect masterpiece. 010
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Clust.r is amazing for anyone looking for some new music to fall into. Bassvictim has the best album of the year, iykyk. 020
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Just discovered bassvictim Holy shit they are good. 000
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 23/10/2025You know what’s good? Thee Oh Sees live. A Japanese band called DMBQ opened and were incredibly strange loud and beautiful. 000
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I dip onto bluesky once a week just to see what heinous shit the current administration is up to. Looking at a car wreck all the time is really bad for your mental health. See ya next week. 000
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Important question: Did @rodkin.online ever get an intact working Pizza Hut light? 100
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I really need Laura Les to release a goth’d up solo album to fill the hole in my brain where new Crystal Castles albums once lived. youtu.be/879ysA4h9r4?...youtu.belaura les - Haunted {OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO}YouTube video by laura les 010
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Every time a peanut butter jar is emptied in the house I can’t help but think about this scene as I scrape the remainder. 010
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 19/11/2024As someone who converted from road cycling to running 2 years ago (dangerous drivers in TX) my best piece of advice is run through pain. If it’s a 4 out of 10 and feels ok after you get going, keep running. #running 3160
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 17/11/2024media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man standing in front of a door that says freegifmaker.me on the bottomALT: a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a door that says freegifmaker.me on the bottom 020
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Saw King Gizzard in Austin. Such an amazing show. 3 hour set. 051
Reposted by Mortimer Jones IIIPop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024This is the “if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer” of government jobs. 41563
Reposted by Mortimer Jones IIIRafa Sales Ross @rafiews.com · 13/11/2024BREAKING: Richard Kind is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024! 602624508
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 12/11/2024They expect a treat before I go on my early morning run. So much anticipation. All for a mini milk-bone. 050
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I love that Tesla stock is soaring due to the vibes that he will get favoritism from a President. Nothing based on the actual product which has declining buyer base. Capitalism is so good. 011
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 11/11/2024We flew too close to the sun for dumb reasons. Now look at us. 000
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Just a little timeline cleanse for the doom scrolling crowd. George (corgi) and Ginger ( newly rescued Boston) are best of friends and bitey face aficionados. 0430
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Things learned from the election. People will elect a Hitler if the price of their chicken tendies goes up to much. Everyone still hates the Cheney’s. 010
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Added a new beast to the pack. She’s a perfect little Boston terrier. 020
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 07/02/2024This site needs a full @jeffstein.bsky.social participation. 000
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Woke up to find that George’s front legs are missing. 181
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Even in my 40’s I continue to try and find new music and expand that brain space. A few I’ve found recently Yot Club, Wild Nothing, Veronicavon and Mannequin Pussy. 000
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 03/11/2023King Gizzard is endlessly dropping epic albums every few months. 110
Reposted by Mortimer Jones IIIPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/10/2023new catastrophic stroke just hit 59816
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 27/10/2023The loaf is forever in a state of judgment. 0242
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 15/10/2023How I’m feeling this morning after the dog woke me up at 3 am for belly scratches. 000
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2023It took me until the age of 43 to grasp the genius of Frank Zappa. 031
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Today is the 2 year anniversary of staying at a slum motel that had a pool condemned by the state of New Mexico. 010
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 20/09/2023The animal in my house has an ass that’s fun to look at. 000
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2023One of the best stories in sports in a long time happened at the Vuelta Espana. Super domestique and now Vuelta 2023 winner American Sepp Kuss !! 040
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 08/09/2023The shock and horror on my 9 yo daughter’s face as I completed my peanut butter and pickle sandwich for lunch. She said I belonged in jail. 000
Reposted by Mortimer Jones IIIKevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 02/09/2023who called it 69 and not oralbouros 7496105
Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 01/09/2023This mfer gets all of life’s advantages just by being handsome. 010