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Mortimer Jones III

@mortimerjones.bsky.social
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Corgi dad, dad, peak hiker, cyclist, runner, fixer of automobiles, bicycles and electronics. The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn of the crow. - William Blake

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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
J Mascis’s Martin + Me continues to be a raw imperfect masterpiece.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Iraq 2: the orange bugaloo
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Clust.r is amazing for anyone looking for some new music to fall into. Bassvictim has the best album of the year, iykyk.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Just discovered bassvictim Holy shit they are good.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
You know what’s good? Thee Oh Sees live. A Japanese band called DMBQ opened and were incredibly strange loud and beautiful.
A stage where noise rock legend John Dwyer and his band the Oh Sees are performing in front of a packed Ferris Wheelers audience.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I dip onto bluesky once a week just to see what heinous shit the current administration is up to. Looking at a car wreck all the time is really bad for your mental health. See ya next week.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Some dogs doing some cool dog stuff.
Corgi upside down in a bed next to his sister the Boston Terrier who is half under the blanket.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Important question: Did @rodkin.online ever get an intact working Pizza Hut light?
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I really need Laura Les to release a goth’d up solo album to fill the hole in my brain where new Crystal Castles albums once lived. youtu.be/879ysA4h9r4?...
youtu.be
laura les - Haunted {OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO}
YouTube video by laura les
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Every time a peanut butter jar is emptied in the house I can’t help but think about this scene as I scrape the remainder.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
As someone who converted from road cycling to running 2 years ago (dangerous drivers in TX) my best piece of advice is run through pain. If it’s a 4 out of 10 and feels ok after you get going, keep running. #running
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a door that says freegifmaker.me on the bottom
ALT: a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a door that says freegifmaker.me on the bottom
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Saw King Gizzard in Austin. Such an amazing show. 3 hour set.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This is the “if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer” of government jobs.
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Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews.com · 13/11/2024
BREAKING: Richard Kind is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024!
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
They expect a treat before I go on my early morning run. So much anticipation. All for a mini milk-bone.
Tricolor corgi and a Boston Terrier stare intensely as a treat jar is opened.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I love that Tesla stock is soaring due to the vibes that he will get favoritism from a President. Nothing based on the actual product which has declining buyer base. Capitalism is so good.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
We flew too close to the sun for dumb reasons. Now look at us.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Just a little timeline cleanse for the doom scrolling crowd. George (corgi) and Ginger ( newly rescued Boston) are best of friends and bitey face aficionados.
A corgi and a Boston terrier sitting in a car. Both are tired but still contemplating a game of bites face nevertheless.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Things learned from the election. People will elect a Hitler if the price of their chicken tendies goes up to much. Everyone still hates the Cheney’s.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Added a new beast to the pack. She’s a perfect little Boston terrier.
Boston terrier sitting on a rug looking like a seal.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 14/02/2024
longercat
the upper half of longercat
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
This site needs a full @jeffstein.bsky.social participation.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Woke up to find that George’s front legs are missing.
It’s a tri color corgi on a couch. It appears some witchcraft or buffoonery has hidden his front legs.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Even in my 40’s I continue to try and find new music and expand that brain space. A few I’ve found recently Yot Club, Wild Nothing, Veronicavon and Mannequin Pussy.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
King Gizzard is endlessly dropping epic albums every few months.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/10/2023
new catastrophic stroke just hit
google result for "heaven is for real" saying "cast > connor corum as colton burpo"
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
The loaf is forever in a state of judgment.
Tricolor corgi laying on a couch giving a side eye.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Why?
It’s a human dog bed sold by Amazon. A woman and her dog are laying in a Human sized plush dog bed.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
How I’m feeling this morning after the dog woke me up at 3 am for belly scratches.
Statue of Leatherface holding human face skin and chainsaw . A rack containing human remains nearby.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
It took me until the age of 43 to grasp the genius of Frank Zappa.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Today is the 2 year anniversary of staying at a slum motel that had a pool condemned by the state of New Mexico.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
The animal in my house has an ass that’s fun to look at.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
One of the best stories in sports in a long time happened at the Vuelta Espana. Super domestique and now Vuelta 2023 winner American Sepp Kuss !!
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
The shock and horror on my 9 yo daughter’s face as I completed my peanut butter and pickle sandwich for lunch. She said I belonged in jail.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
Mr Bean is ready for Halloween.
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 02/09/2023
who called it 69 and not oralbouros
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
This mfer gets all of life’s advantages just by being handsome.
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