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Mortimer Jones III

@mortimerjones.bsky.social
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Corgi dad, dad, peak hiker, cyclist, runner, fixer of automobiles, bicycles and electronics. The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn of the crow. - William Blake

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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah. That is t happening. Talarico has a shot. Abbott will win by 4 +pts.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s almost as if they had a chance to do that in 2024.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude fumbled an easy win by being a dithering lib.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Smith is the opposite of Muller. Muller was far past his prime. Smith is on top of his game.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We gotta be getting close right. Like a Scalia situation.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The rotating villain is the Democrats specialty.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey don’t forget this beauty.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Supreme Court ruled he is above the law performing any official act. Also there is no mechanism the court could use to arrest him. Lastly it would prosecuted by his DOJ. There was no foresight that a President would be this corrupt and Congress so keen to give the executive all their power.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They might as well yell into the void. The UN has no legitimacy. It is a tool of posturing by the big 3. Everyone else is there to hold the piss bucket.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ardbeg is my favorite. Full peat experience.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s over.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s not lost on me that Nathan is here today because he went to a top Canadian business school and got really good grades.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SCOTUS has all but told him “national security” allows him to do anything. He can break laws during official duties and it’s not illegal. This is the courts making.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My wife and I’s first pregnancy had spina bifida and anencephaly. It took days for a hospital board to approve her early labor. He had zero viability. This was TX 15 years ago. I can only imagine what my wife would go through mentally if it were to happen here today.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All I get are Talafreako ads here in TX. They are spending and they are very gross ads.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GWB should be in prison for war crimes.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So pissed they will vote for Republicans in Nov.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey look a distraction from the Wapo story about unreported troop deaths. I totally expect the corporate media to rally around the shiny story about themselves cause we are a broken country.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump is talking about banning media because he knows they will cover that and not this. It’s all so predictable.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That says AP is a boot licking stooge to me.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A big right wing grift is to say you are “left wing”. Tim Pool is another example. It’s part of the narrative for Chuds to point at say people like Biden are leftists (I fucking wish he was).
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just creating a distraction from the Iran war and gas prices. Shake the shiny keys, media follows down the rabbit home.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I usually get my middle east news from Al Jazeera but they are in the tank for the Saudis so not much play there either.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This dude sucks. Won’t be missed.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The economy sucked and she supported a genocide. Not tough to figure out.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looks like she figured out a major reason she lost.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The worst kind of politician. A feckless liar with no morality.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have news for you. The people who will replace him are more genocidal and right wing. There is no good result in the election.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You are gonna get dunked on into the afterlife with this beauty. Hang it in the Smithsonian.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They caught the Houthis using Claude to create a missile guidance system and thought. “The AI we created is for us to kill not the other way around! If the poors can kill American soldiers this is bad for our brand. Timeout!”
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The music, the lights and the content is all designed to keep you on edge and anxious.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ZNN
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My stock options based on how impactful this software has no impact on how much I’m pumping up the hype.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rotating Villain. The Democrat special.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Running 6 days a week because suffering in the TX heat is better than constant anxiety.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It makes it hollow and just politics. This guy is a huckster loser who thinks tweeting is fighting back.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They say this every cycle now. When they get power they do nothing to prevent it happening again.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ryan Shazier speared himself into a wheelchair. The NFL was trying to stop players from leading with their head and he kept doing it.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They didn’t keep playing after Hamlins heart stopped. The game was cancelled.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who do you think voted in the current government in Israel? If anything Bibi is not hardline enough for a majority of Israelis.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Your website is adware cancer
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hes a Rizzless goofus
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I work with a person who got OG COVID in the first wave. He spent 2 weeks in an ICU and still calls it just a cold. He told me I was going to die in 2 years after I got my first vaccine. Dude has a pacemaker now and I run multiple marathons per year.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A large Vietnamese coffee and hotdogs will make you right.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The real question is will it be prosecuted and the answer is no.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Good. Iran is a sovereign nation like any other.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Buried Alive fucked me up at as a kid. Waking up in a coffin buried 6 feet under freaked me out. Fire in the Sky did a number on me as well. I was a latchkey kid so my brother and I watched all sorts of stuff we shouldn’t have.
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Vibe coded suicide
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Mortimer Jones III @mortimerjones.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ripped from the headlines of the Onion.
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