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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Forgot this app existed haha what's up where the Jokes at

Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

BALATRO ALL GOLD STAKES ON MOBILE MEGATHREAD --- Rundowns, light strategy talk, and just being bored at the inlaws. Alt text will contain any additional details I remember but it might be sparse. Anyways, 🧵 begins

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Bored af might post a really long thread

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Lexington photo dump before the holidays

Lexington living in a box because he won't get a job

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Update: Yankees fan followed me and clarified he's got no problem with faggots so I guess we're friends now!

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I love Twitter still its the only place where a sports account calls me a slur for celebrating a CEO getting dropped and tries to take the moral high ground

Context: Tim Walz tweeting a PR response to the murder of UnitedHealth CEO. A baseball analysis account, PitchProfiler, responds with his personal experience being denied critical care from UnitedHealth alongside his disdain for the company and aforementioned CEO.

I chime in with a BASED ALERT, and enter chucklefuck. Right before the following exchange, he sent me a DM, which is the other picture.
Chucklefuck: "nah fuck you and fuck Jeremy"
Me: "go glaze a living CEO bro"
Chucklefuck: "nah I won't I'll just go along with my life knowing how to be a decent person unlike you and your butt buddy Jeremy"
Me: "you called me a slur in my DMs?!"

In response to "BASED ALERT"

"lol imagine being such a bad person that you think this tweet is anything other than abhorrent behavior. Guess I shouldn't have expected anything else from some fatass faggot though"

To be fair, I am a fat ass faggot but I don't think he meant it in a nice way!

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Finally got into a big baseball group chat and other than one Yankees fan who likes calling ppl fags (because of course) it's nice to talk baseball like this

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Aaron @aaronjsomers.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I got lost down a @baseball-reference.com rabbit hole, as one does, and came across my new choice as one of the greatest pieces of content that should be read more. It is incredible. Homer Simpson's SABR bio. sabr.org/bioproj/pers...

sabr.org

Homer Simpson – Society for American Baseball Research

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Why do I keep getting ghost follows on here? Are people that quick at unfollowing or is the website broken again

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Got my dad into Balatro and while he learns, I smoked this gold stake run

My 50yr old dad putting on his reading glasses to learn what all the jokers do

Round 2 foil Yorick from arcana pack lmfao

Magic deck gold stake. Yorick got to 11X mult, Fortune Teller was at +40, had The Family and Hack as well and some souped up 2s.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 29/11/2024

This is what it's all about y'all. Who wants to make someone's day? And who needs their day made? Free Friday keeps rolling. Who's next?

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Seeing " ! Blocked User " in every quote tweet like:

Stewie and Brian Family Guy AI Generated to wear Jordans and drinking Lean with the caption "You can't get 477 followers without getting a few enemies"

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I just realized now that the Dodgers have signed Snell, Burnes is almost guaranteed to go to the AL East. I know the Jays are big on Fried, and I get it, but bring my baseball crush home...

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Wow my new job is truly a fake email job everyone just uses chatgpt and bounces between teams meetings wtf

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Just shat literal cartoon shit. Spiral and everything. Had no idea that was even possible

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Was gonna be a Treatlerite this morning but the offer disappeared from the app as I went to claim it. My only recourse is unleashing my temporary embarrassment on a support chatbot.

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please pass the milk please @theneedledrop.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

i called the bible pro-creator slop with unnecessary gore scenes and they kicked me out of the groyper valorant discord, what did i do wrong?????

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

typewriter font names are all cool and artsy like "Punk Queen" and "vVWweRraType!" and then the next page is "Chonker" and "Pookie"

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

can free agents start signing already I'm fiending

Day 21 no baseball with pictures of a guy crying and spluttering

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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

reply guys have never been so back. lowbie gang wya

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anya @pannekook.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

i am a communist. if u are a liberal who decided to follow me ur going to have to experience that

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I'm so bored at work chat. It's a small company and both bosses left/stepped out so I'm just. Sitting here.

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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

"they dont know im..." meme
Këkht Aräkh is in the corner saying "they dont know im wandering in the night"

other party goer is saying "omg is the the pale swordsman"

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I love "930AM" meetings because they never start on time and that's more opportunity to play baseball gacha game on my phone

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Just learned I have to KEEP showing up to work.. wtf?!?!?

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

First day at new job. Wish I could bring Lexington with me :(

Tall epic cool gamer god in a blue dress shirt, grey pants, black tie, and Columbo type beat green jacket

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Christina 🦋 @joachinthedon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Only real ones up rn

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

First day of new job and my cats decided to wake me up at 530am for cuddles thanks I guess who needs sleep

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I don't think this website can handle the sheer amount of drama and discourse that group chats cause

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Liberals love playing rebel and going #resistance just to form constellations in the fog above them to justify why nothing ever changes and no one in power seems to notice or care.

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

been catching up on website drama. so youre telling me people who were obsessed with popularity and social influence were deeply weird and harmful people???

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Ann Memmott @annmemmott.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Today, gently contemplating a family doctor who hasn't the slightest idea what the criteria is for an autism diagnosis. It's a sensory and social communication difference, Doc. We didn't get a diagnosis for 'misbehaving'. Sigh. nypost.com/2024/11/14/o...

nypost.com

Autism is soaring— and the ‘medicalization of misbehavior’ bears blame

An autism diagnosis is the path of least resistance when teachers and doctors are confronted with a child’s bad behavior — and once parents buy in, they don’t see it as their problem anymore.…

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Enjoying the last days of my unemployment properly - by writing insanely long social media posts about stupid shit and jerking off

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

You know who won the Paul v Tyson boxing match?? The girl reading this.

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

another clean and sharp Gold Stake run. I originally started converting my odds into evens for Even Steven, but I got Erosion instead which is ofc much better. I scaled Runner to a healthy +135 and then just spammed Pairs :)

Gold stake Blue Deck in Balatro. I could easily score a million off of one 4-kind hand, and had a total of 6 hands, so I could've easily min-maxed my gold stickers but its np :)

Joker bench is: Foil Erosion/Ride the Bus/Trading Card/Polychrome Runner/The Trio

Using Trading Card and one Hanged Man I got my deck down to 32 cards, making Erosion extremely strong. Observatory Voucher and a Blue Seal is also insane, giving me x1.5^3 multiplier for free.
Runner was at +135 chips,
Erosion was at +80 mult,
Ride the Bus was at +57 mult.
I got Polychrome from Wheel of Fortune lmfao

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Shogay Hoetani @morrowind.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

sent my pitch off, fingers crossed

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heather @heathennn.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

alright man

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