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Morrisa Sherman

@morrisasherman.bsky.social
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Artsy homemaker and surreal dreamer

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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 5h
Sefie in cool-toned blues with hair down
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Aw, thank you! All is well. Power company says that the outage is to avoid high fire risk. Inconvenient, but no medical or thermal threat. It's mighty dry and windy here in my California suburb, but we're due for rain in the upcoming week.
Reading by candlelight, listening to the crickets outside
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm dressed nice for Jazz tonight! Emmet Cohen, a pianist from New York and his combo are performing tonight.
Me in an illusion mesh burnout velvet top, a silk crepe skirt with crinolines that swish susurrations as I walk, a vintage velvet coat, and that vintage black velvet hat I resewed some weeks back.Selfie that shows the hat off a bit better, and gives a nice peek at the rhinestone and French jet bracelet and necklace set.The neon sign for the swell music venue Freight and Salvage in Berkeley, CA
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's an abandoned sammich on a ledge. Well hey, SOMEONE likes it.
The person who bought this chickwich took one, big, half-moon bite, noped out, and left it on a ledge in an elevator hallway.   But there's a little green ladybug crawling in it and eagerly gorging on the bun.  I did not know there are green ladybugs, or that they like buns.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you sure it's Greg?
meme text:  Gregorian Chant
 monk on left "Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg"
monk on right "Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian"
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Screen's too small. Needs a fresnel lens.
computer from the movie Brazil
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Distraction achieved
New MST 3000 experiment is just AWFUL!  You should, well, I dunno, maybe you shouldn't.  That was great and/or I need a shower.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The lap markers are still there. I guess the gardening staff hasn't noticed, or does not mind. I have not talked about it here yet, but I'm grieving a recent loss. Walking churchyard laps in proper flowy blacks is a reasonably healthy way to dwell on memories and sublimate sadness.
The witchy natural lap markers I'm leaving remain on the churchyard  path! Today on day 5, I've left an S curve of thirteen stones for 13 laps, just over 2 miles. Selfie in flowy blacks, missing my lifelong friend.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
12 laps around the churchyard, 12! I have over doubled my laps in 4 days! 12! I am a slow-moving barge indeed. It took me well over an hour, but I made 2 miles today, and did not sit down to rest while walking. I also figured out a different witchy way to count today's laps.
Progress!  5 rocks, seven pieces of tanbark, 10 twig tally marks, and 2 six piece acorn flowers!  I have not yet summoned any demons or corrupted any priests. To my knowledge.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A late season lily, growing in shadow, finding the light
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watch out for snakes!
Poster art for the MST 3000 live tour I last attended, text reads WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How your favorite witchy, slow moving gimp tracks improvement in taking laps around the church yard.
Three days of walking around a church courtyard noted in five stones, seven pieces of tanbark, and two tidy five tallies of broken twigs.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Photo of my vintage Dumbo cel, wee Dumbo cuddled in his mother's trunk as she reaches through the circus cage's bars to hold him, his enormous ears pointing poignantly downward.  The framed cel is in a curio cabinet, and some minerals and blown glass tchotchkes surround the frame.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sunday is a good day for a visit with a dear friend and a game! Vale of Eternity is a fun, not too long playing, chimera creatures game. It's a card drafting and engine building game with interesting wealth constraints.
Triple selfie taken by my husband including me and a dear friend.  We're seated around a backyard table and a completed game of The Vale of Eternity is still laid out on the table.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wingspan Pocket is a good cafe choice. It's compact, it plays quite fast, and of course, it's a plus that I won. And hey, we didn't drop a single wee, wooden egg!
Double selfie with a finished game of Wingspan Pocket on the shady outdoor deck of a cafe
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Post a portrait of a loved one without the loved one in it
A cafe table topped with a portable wingspan game and a copy of Shirley Jackson's "We have always lived in the castle"
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Parking lot joy
Yellow roserose bush covered in big yellow bloomsA fully opened rose
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clowncore
Selfie, hair down, sporting a loud striped circusy colored dress over a magenta blouse with elaborate cutwork sleeves, blue belts, bright necklaces, a sunny yellow pashmina shawl, and a huge pink Madagascar straw sunhat.  My lippy matches my hat.Mirror selfie of the whole outfit. I am way too thrilled with this sillypie striped dress. It's not only loud, it's airy comfy cotton, and it HAS POCKETS.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Riffraff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Image of Webtoon's Dr. Acula, Vampire Doctor, drinking from a transfusion tube, pinky elegantly raised
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A fine day for selfies and geese
Selfie in a floral-print dress of black, dusty pink and coral, and a beige barn jacket with a nicely complimentary floral pattern in corals and dusty rose.  My topper is a felted wool cordovan adorned with crow feathers. goose on a ledge in front of a row of fountainsgeese among cheery orange chairs graze on the lawn grass in a corporate commons squareGoose and friends rest on the ledge around a big fountain feature. They say: This is OUR fountain, human, keep walking or I'll do more than flap.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TrifleCat, a white Siberian with tabby lynxpoint markings, holds my hand and is just, y'know, being perfect
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Betty Boop blowing out birthday cake candles.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In small triumph fast-n-dirty crafty news, these two ginormo orange faux Chrysanthemums are now glue-felt-backed with cheep brooch pins, and can OTT my hat to go with my OTT dress.
A Pair of ridonkulously large, hot orange faux chrysanthemums frame a more demure but also large faux cream-colored peony on a wide brimmed crocheted rafia shade-hat.  Fabulous, or clowny, whatever, I'm DELIGHTED.The hat matches the dress, AND  the adorbs, shamelessly bright, sculpted fimo, flower earrings my sister gave me! Her general style is far more demure, but she UNDERSTANDS me!Oh yes.  I am officially a hard-to-miss clown show queen today in my seventies style orange and green short dress with gargantuan bell sleeves and the flower hat and earrings.  All shall love me and despair.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
doomed
Gir singing the doom song to Zim
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
End of summer and not a lot blooming in the gardens I pass as I walk, but this passion flower was blooming passionately.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see you, Human. Stop taking photos of my girlfriend. This wing flap is your last warning, Bitch.
A flock of Canada geese grazing on a nice lawn in a corporate commons area.  I, a paparazzo, have been clocked, AND WARNED.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ridiculously matchy-matchy outfits will continue until morale improves. --The Management
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This resilient tiny friend with a regrown tail lives in my yard
Photo of a brown fence lizard with a regrown tail clinging to the stucco on the side of a house
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I stubbornly hemmed a Free People "One Clover" skirt from my alterations stash this past week. These whisper-light, viscose voile skirts have lushly-gathered, asymmetric, ruffled hems with, (growl) raw edges. That's SUPPOSED to be boho, but they just fray horribly. Except for MINE. ALT-texts 4 more
Photo of the hem's raw edge. The skirt stayed in its packaging right until I was ready to work on it, and it's already fraying.  Reviews show these skirts completely ruined if washing is attempted. Jeezis. WHY?! Yet I adore them as light floof layers.  And I DO have time for handwork.  Photo shows me clipping the hem into place, ready to be sewn. Hemming foreverAnd done!!  Photo shows me wearing the fresh-celery-green skirt as God intended, layered all princessy with other ruffly floof skirts, and no longer in danger of disintegrating into a heap of frayed threads!
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TrifleCat, a lynxpoint Siberian with blue eyes and a ballet-slipper pink nose, showing her belly.  It's fluffy and beautiful.  You may look, but do not touch the belly.  It's a trap. You will bleed if you touch the belly, human.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I bought dried pea flowers to make my chamomile tea blue. These worked great! I used just 5 wee flowers, and to get that bright blue, I microwaved them in a cup with a small amount of water for half a minute before adding more tea-hot water and the teabag to color the tea.
Omg this blue is SOMETHIN' in a clear glass mug!!  Apparently pea flower is an acid base indicator.  I hear the color will turn purple with the addition of citrus like orange or lemon.   Photo shows the pea flower package, the chamomile tea packet, A white mug with blue tinted chamomile, and the purveyor's cardCloseup of the purveyor's card.  If you also need blue tea, these peaflowers from etsy.com/shop/TheSteampunkBuddha  work swell.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I get ads as well.
Image of an ad claiming to have something to do with sciatica shows two drawings of a wide, blood-red stream gushing down from the underpanted ass of some poor soul.  The gush on the left drawing appears handlike, with six long outstretched fingers reaching down his thigh.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Indoor photographer's studio photo shows a child in an Edwardian era wool outfit with a lace collar and buttoned boots on a thin tricycle.  Text reads "I am attending the shenanigans. I shall return presently."
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being able to sew is good. I love the leafy, sophisticated, and feminine cutwork-over-lace look of this top, but those ridonkulous first-day-of-kindergarten puffed-cap-sleeves HAD to go. So I saw to that. Details in ALT text
Photo shows a dusty blue cutwork top, one sleeve cut off, displayed on a patterned rug.  I cut the sleeves off, following their own inner seam line for a seam allowance.  I zigzagged the edge, and sewed the zigzagged edge under with a simple straight stitch. Despite all that intimidating, fancy cutwork, the project was an easy fix with a sewing machine, for the fabric is regular cotton lawn, no jersey stretch or chiffon fraying.Photo of the finished top, now utterly unsleeved, a tank top now, with all that luscious cutwork, and none of the sleeves' childlike goofypoof.I love the top as a tank over a dusty rose layer paired with these floral print linen pants!Honestly, I think the puffypoof cap sleeves were even childlike and goofy on the model, despite her modeling the top over bare skin.  But I could see how lovely the cutwork was, plus sale-on-sale pricing, and confidence in my basic ability with Odette the sewing machine made me get it anyway.  Glad I did!
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Were you a Han Dynasty Lord? Your balls may need more room.
Western Han Dynasty Liu Xiu Jade Burial Suit with Gold Thread
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Morticia Addams holding a teacup with an attentive, curious expression on her face
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Famous flavor and crunch
TrifleCat, a cream colored Siberian cat with tabby lynxpoint face stripes, has claimed a cardboard fruit-flat as her personal space. Text visible reads "Famous flavor and crunch" "The world's most flavorful blues" and "farms FamilyTree tm blueberries"
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So. Many. Doves.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Birbs!
Breakfast at the Frog Fountain buffet is busy today.  Photo shows the dozens of finches and some doves who are hungry for the safflower seeds I scattered for them.  Goldfinches, towhees, jays, chickadees, tits, and nuthatches have been by as well, but mostly this house is Team Housefinch.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Coyote Vs. Acme is a DELIGHT. HURRY UP. It was saved from being cancelled by Warner Bros, (I guess for not being projected to be billionsy enough) by distributer Ketchup Entertainment, and the wider run ends in just a couple of days, with a more limited run in fewer theaters to maybe follow.
Me dressed to see a toonmovee, in a ridiculously bright tropical orange and green ensemble.Omg gonna see toons at the Regal!!Wile E. Coyote, Genius, defying gravity for a moment, eternallyHusband and I seated the in theater  and ready!
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Photo of a reconstructed Han jade tile burial suit.  Definitely male.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We're learning tutorial levels of "Santorini: Riddle of the Sphinx, playing cooperatively." So far we have built our objective buildings and we have obtained friendliness with five new gods, all hail.
A photo of my husband figuring out an early level of "Santorini: Riddle of the Sphinx" block pieces and open gamebook visible Photo of my husband after we did our second tutorial level and have our objectives completed, with our wee buildings built!a closer look at our buildings. I'm in the background, and I'm swathed in a luscious long shawl of soft mulberry-silk, a birthday gift, thank you Elaine!
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
happy birthday to you, from me, Shorty Long, and all the Happy Fellows
Photo of a vintage record cover, on which a freckled child wearing a collared pale pink dress and matching hair ribbon looks in wide eyed wonder at a huge slice of birthday cake. The rest of the cake rests on a table bestrewn with gumdrops.  Text reads "Happy Birthday to you, also Open Your Gifts" by Shorty Long and the Happy Fellows
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Vivian Vance looking utterly lovely in a structured low cut, square neckline floral dress and short teased and spray-coiffed hairdo
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I do not want to say goodbye to my birthday flowers. So I won't. See ALT txt.
A photo of two dissected flower bouquets, hung up to dry, upside down, so the weight of the blossoms does not make the stems fold over and look all sad.  Lazy work.  They're against a surface, so they won't dry perfectly radially symmetric, but I'll probably make them into a dried bouquet or use them in collage, so I'm good if they have a pressed side.  I just used painter's bue tape.  The roses, ferns, and the blue strawflowers should dry quite well; I have not tried hydrangeas or sunflowers before.  We shall see!
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Back on my crafty bullshit, yay! I spent yesterday and today restoring an antique hat of unique shape and luscious velvet that a I got for free from a vintage clothing dealer who knew I liked PROJECTS. The hat's brim wires were completely sprung, but I haz ribbons, clips, and time! See ALT texts!
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here I am in blue, performing acts of profane divination, using the riotously funny yet uncannily wise "Arcane Bullshit" oracle deck.
Despite the upsetting central card, the wide eyed puppy of "Annihilation," my guest will eventually come to the splendid outcome of "The King Shit."  All will be well.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey Trixie! I gave Lily a beaded dress! The dress is a dazzler, but I seldom wear it, for my braid catches on the beading. (I can wear it up, but that solution means going without a hat, and we can't have that, now, can we?)
Gift mannequin, hanging out with her buddy the resin educational articulated skeleton, in front of a bookshelf.  The mannequin wears a midnight blue beaded chiffon dress.  It WANTS to be a twenties dress, but it's a much more modern creation.
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Morrisa Sherman @morrisasherman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Your favorite fancy gimp-crone is now 60 years old! The cycle of Chinese symbols AND elements has fully turned; it's my fire-horse year! My husband and bestie threw me a birthday pool fête on Saturday. There was catered delicious food, art, tarot, and tea. I am still grinning. See ALT texts!
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