moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 16h"Honey, the office building called in sick today." 110
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Donuts filled with spicy mustard. 100
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you are so bored, that you try to convince yourself that watching Starfleet Academy, might be fun. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This evening had an ominous sunset 011
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm at Kroger, and this oversized Roomba keeps getting in n everyone's way. Truly, we live in the future of our dreams. 100
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I'm eating a curry so spicy, it is effecting my sense of balance. This is magical. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Today I was reminded of my brother's guinea pig. He kept it in a 2x3 cage and it was nearly immortal with how often he would forget to feed it or over feed it. I suspect it's life was a lonely misery as all it did was scream. 010
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The invisible hand of the markets is not very good at wiping a bottom blown out by explosive diarrhea. 010
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 11/07/2026We're talking about the race whose excesses created Slaanash. I would have 0 surprise if there are no less than five books devoted to the variation in flavor you get if you dress a sentient baby as different IG regiments before you broil it over a cherry wood fire. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 09/07/2026England should just leave FIFA, I'm sure it will go as well as Brexit. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 08/07/2026So you are saying there was a Mike drop at Hanna Barbara? 011
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I get back inside from an hour long bike ride and my vision is red shifted. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Just saw a lightning bug. I feel better. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Start with an airbrush of Valleo black primer 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm drinking at a bar and the bartender uses my RL last name, and I was confused for a minute, not realizing they mentioned me. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Monday wears on Sunday best. 010
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The primary flavor of this blackened chicken sandwich is salt. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This is just a cover story. Hydrogen peroxide is used as rocket fuel. The Administration is using the Reflecting Pool as a fuel reservoir for the Washington Monument rocket, that number 45 will use to escape to outer space. 020
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Further evidence that squirrels should be banned. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Was it smoked moss or raw moss? 010
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialBønneBalletten @loverespectnature.bsky.social · 10/06/2026 402126684253
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 03/06/2026And lots of AI doing any research or fact checking. Prepare for the hellscape. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Considering he willfully disregards federal law it is very easy to hate. 100
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Our government stopped printing bills in denominations above $100 because they were being used in financial crimes. The fact he wants his face on a $250 is completely on the nose. 100
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I wonder if Mina the Hollower will have a Hanta attack, that can take out a ship. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 30/05/2026He had all his blood replaced with ivermectin, he will out live the sun. 110
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/05/2026BREAKING: I'm suing Todd Blanche and the DOJ to STOP the $1.8B slush fund. The Justice Department violated the Administrative Procedures Act when it established the fund, and it must be set aside. You can read my complaint here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-i...muellershewrote.comBREAKING: I’m Suing Todd Blanche and the DOJ to stop the $1.8B Slush FundIn establishing the “anti-weaponization” fund, the government failed to follow the Administrative Procedures Act (APA), so I'm suing to set the fund aside. 697293447241
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Jokes aside, I'm allergic to melons, pumpkins, gourds, zucchini, and cucumbers. Like 30 to 40 percent of prepared food is poison ivy to me. 020
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 29/05/2026So you were allergic to Nickelback before it was cool to be allergic to Nickelback. Hipster. 230
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Shouldn't this have a 5 cent cure? 210
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialAnthrOhio @anthrohio.org · 26/05/2026Dawn and Dash have finished their rock festival concert and it is time to take a vacation... AnthrOhio 2027: Island Getaway May 21-23, 2027 Hilton Columbus Downtown, Columbus, OH Guest of Honor: Pirate Artisans Charitable Recipient: W.A.G.S. 4 KIDS See you next deer! 514953
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialGenel Jumalon 🍉 @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026This needs too be normalized at conventions. 5480972446
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 25/05/2026At the airport and low key laughing at the lady in front of me at the TSA arguing about the bottle of lotion, TSA is confiscating. "Atlanta didn't mind when I had it my bag 2 days ago." Ma'am you are only throwing Atlanta under the bus. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Large iced coffee makes for happy convention Bat. "How do you like that?" "Hideously black sweetened with the blood of my enemies." 020
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Sure it has. We now have White Claws. 4170
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Because they are likely paste. 120
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 23/05/2026Shout out to @cosmik.bsky.social and @rhubarbthebear.bsky.social for their trio of new songs at @anthrohio.org that absolutely destroyed me with laughter. 2919
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I am legit impressed that those inadequately shielded batteries did not go up like roman candles. 010
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Text him anyway. He 99% likely won't respond but taking the time to share something can make it more bearable. 100
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I love Delta. To save money they no longer give snacks, but they still give me a beer before take off. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 20/05/2026You know you have spent too much time in Ohio, when your porn tastes veer towards that hot cinnamon on streusel action. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 13/05/2026They can put him in the haunted room that 13 residents already died in. 130
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 13/05/2026which brings us full circle to OP's original position. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 13/05/2026This is getting slightly technical, but yes executions are never seen by the state as murder. It's usually the bereaved of the executed that see it as such. Hence why the state tends to anonomise its executioners. 100
