moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 2h"Honey, the office building called in sick today." 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Donuts filled with spicy mustard. 100
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you are so bored, that you try to convince yourself that watching Starfleet Academy, might be fun. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This evening had an ominous sunset 011
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm at Kroger, and this oversized Roomba keeps getting in n everyone's way. Truly, we live in the future of our dreams. 100
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I'm eating a curry so spicy, it is effecting my sense of balance. This is magical. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Today I was reminded of my brother's guinea pig. He kept it in a 2x3 cage and it was nearly immortal with how often he would forget to feed it or over feed it. I suspect it's life was a lonely misery as all it did was scream. 010
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 08/07/2026So you are saying there was a Mike drop at Hanna Barbara? 011
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I get back inside from an hour long bike ride and my vision is red shifted. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Just saw a lightning bug. I feel better. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm drinking at a bar and the bartender uses my RL last name, and I was confused for a minute, not realizing they mentioned me. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The primary flavor of this blackened chicken sandwich is salt. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This is just a cover story. Hydrogen peroxide is used as rocket fuel. The Administration is using the Reflecting Pool as a fuel reservoir for the Washington Monument rocket, that number 45 will use to escape to outer space. 020
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialBønneBalletten @loverespectnature.bsky.social · 10/06/2026 402126684253
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Our government stopped printing bills in denominations above $100 because they were being used in financial crimes. The fact he wants his face on a $250 is completely on the nose. 100
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I wonder if Mina the Hollower will have a Hanta attack, that can take out a ship. 000
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/05/2026BREAKING: I'm suing Todd Blanche and the DOJ to STOP the $1.8B slush fund. The Justice Department violated the Administrative Procedures Act when it established the fund, and it must be set aside. You can read my complaint here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-i...muellershewrote.comBREAKING: I’m Suing Todd Blanche and the DOJ to stop the $1.8B Slush FundIn establishing the “anti-weaponization” fund, the government failed to follow the Administrative Procedures Act (APA), so I'm suing to set the fund aside. 697293447241
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialAnthrOhio @anthrohio.org · 26/05/2026Dawn and Dash have finished their rock festival concert and it is time to take a vacation... AnthrOhio 2027: Island Getaway May 21-23, 2027 Hilton Columbus Downtown, Columbus, OH Guest of Honor: Pirate Artisans Charitable Recipient: W.A.G.S. 4 KIDS See you next deer! 514953
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialGenel Jumalon 🍉 @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026This needs too be normalized at conventions. 5480982446
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 25/05/2026At the airport and low key laughing at the lady in front of me at the TSA arguing about the bottle of lotion, TSA is confiscating. "Atlanta didn't mind when I had it my bag 2 days ago." Ma'am you are only throwing Atlanta under the bus. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Large iced coffee makes for happy convention Bat. "How do you like that?" "Hideously black sweetened with the blood of my enemies." 020
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 23/05/2026Shout out to @cosmik.bsky.social and @rhubarbthebear.bsky.social for their trio of new songs at @anthrohio.org that absolutely destroyed me with laughter. 2919
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I love Delta. To save money they no longer give snacks, but they still give me a beer before take off. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 20/05/2026You know you have spent too much time in Ohio, when your porn tastes veer towards that hot cinnamon on streusel action. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 09/05/2026scrolling through my city's reddit and seeing several "my 14 year old needs to earn" posts and I'm like jeeze we don't have coal mines. 000
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialKeesh Foxbat 🏳️⚧️ 🦊🦇 @keeshfoxbat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Any K-12 teachers out there, ALDI is doing a giveaway of $2026 gift cards for Teacher Appreciation Week! aldihonorroll.com. 012
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 02/05/2026You do not want a taste of his whiskey 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Does this mean we might see Spirit Halloween shops open in the former Spirit Airlines ticketing desks? 010
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 01/05/2026So back in high school I had a few pairs of pants with button fly instead of a zipper. One day, my girlfriend at the time and I are lying in the grass, and she starts trying to open my fly, but the buttons confuse her. And then I made the critical mistake of laughing. She has a vicious punch. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 28/04/2026That is ten seconds too long. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Im standing at the bus depot and because everyone is using the side road to "avoid teaffic", they have created so much traffic no bus can get to the depot. 110
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I'm going to say the truth. Nachos that are just shredded cheese over corn chips under a heat lamp are awful. 110
Reposted by @moriartystjames.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more. 816335347970
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Looking forward to Little 500 this weekend, where I can watch kids chug 151 like it's kool-aid. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Just placed 3rd of 12 at Strixhaven pre release. Silverqyul was my bomb but the frogs gave everyone existential dread. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 18/04/2026My LYFT driver was playing gospel top hits and I think that was appropriate. The way they drove I suspect they will see the pearly gates soon. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 14/04/2026As someone who spent years growing up in Virginia, it is nice to see the state entering the 20th century. 010
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Are we ready for the Biggest Most Bountiful Recession. 020
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Today while grocery shopping I found a bunch of the Giy Fieri Flavortown sauces marked down and shelved next to the rat poison. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 04/04/2026A board game I ordered in 2024 finally arrived today, but the shipper used FEDEX. So I had to search the entire block to find it since FEDEX can never read the addresses of the buildings they are delivering to. 010
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 04/04/2026This what happens in cults of personality instead of institutions of respect and laws. 010
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 03/04/2026It's only AMSR if it comes from the AMSR region of France, otherwise it is just sparkling noise. 100
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I mean if FOX News reported it you can take it to the bank. 011
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 31/03/2026There is a reason the Shah fell to a populist uprising lead by the clerics. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I usually make my oatmeal in a coffee mug, as I find them faster to clean. Just now I accidentally added coffee to my oatmeal. 000
moriartystjames.bsky.social @moriartystjames.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Last year Meta reported making over $200 Billion. $375 million is a rounding error on their books. 000
