iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

BEFORE HAVING A CHILD PLEASE CONSIDER: -your favorite animal -your favorite color -your favorite dinosaur -your favorite letter -your favorite number -your favorite character from the PBS hit show Daniel Tiger Your child WILL ask you and they WILL NOT take "I don't know" for an answer

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

A year or so ago the bipolar community here contributed to some infographics I put together. I just made some updates to the “Mania for Normies” handout; more feedback is always welcome, these are living docs! I’d love for folks to share it with anyone who could benefit 😃 🙌 thank you carry on

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I'm inventing a new snack food called crunchy bread bites. It's just croutons packaged in a chip bag, so that it's socially acceptable for me to eat them all in one sitting

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social I woke up from a dead sleep this morning with this in my head: Coolzel for Zhouzel You're welcome

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Nobody: My 3 yo: LOATHING UNADULTERATED LOATHING

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Toddler inspo for your morning: "Do your best, do your life, do your best, this is life!"

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Everything seasoning is ashki zaatar, I will not be taking questions

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

The time for wife guys is over. Bring in the wife girlies.

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Jamie! @jamienerdgirl.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Listen, don't tell anyone, but i've got a very rare and very funny Cask of Amontillado joke down in my joke cellar. I'd love to share it with you. Come get it with me.

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

My wife: *watching No Good Deed* Me: My wife: Me: No one makes enough Cask of Amontillado jokes these days.

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

A reboot of Community except it takes place at Shiz

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

My toddler is elated bc she just discovered that everyone, yes everyone, has a birthday.

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

My toxic trait is that I never take activation stickers off my bank cards

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Florence Ashley @floralashes.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Besht teaches us that we should not lie when asked how we are, for we never know who we are talking to and whether they may be a prophet in disguise. If we hide our pain, we deprive small and big helpers from the knowledge they need to repair the world with us.

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

You're telling me that the guy who put Martha Stewart in jail bc "the vibes were off" couldn't seal the deal on Trump

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 30/01/2024

Me: Can't believe Stanley cup is getting milkshake ducked My wife: come again

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

I FORGOT ABOUT CUP STACKING what a weird af thing we were all into

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

like i just put on redbone by childish gambino and nod to this FUNKY TROT and 'STAY WOKE' and think 'are you kidding me conservatives you think its cooler to stay asleep what the heck are you talking about this is incredible, stay woke forever'

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 31/12/2023

My toddler just called her chocolate milk "big spicy" and I'm not sure what kind of omen that is for the rest of our day

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

How many thumbdrives is the appropriate amount of thumbdrives to own? It's somewhere between "more than one" and "less than how many I have" but I'm not sure where?

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

No one: My wife: *cackles* No one: My wife: I'm just looking at Strongbad.

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Gay parenting is having your child point at your Tegan and Sara shirt and tell you "Mom! Mama!"

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

Do you ever think about how "long time no see" would be such an insane phrase for a non-english speaker to learn

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

Awkwardly explaining to my toddler that sometimes the cat eats his puke so I'm not not cleaning that one up, actually

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

It's here! Go check out part one of Do Not Press Play, a collaboration between Side Character Quest, myself, and @dantendo64.bsky.social playing @parablegames.bsky.social's newest horror RPG!!! pnc.st/s/side-chara...

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Was anyone else traumatized by the vacuum swallowing his cord scene I'm Brave Little Toaster, or was that just me

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

This game is so exciting. Check out the Kickstarter and keep your eyes peeled here for a special spooky project later this month 👀👀

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 30/09/2023

Paul Hollywood is such a funny name for a fancy baking guy, and such a perfect name for a guy who fixes skee-ball machines and can open a bottle with his teeth

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Just want to read Jean Meltzer books instead of doing anything else please

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

A CALM SKLETON LAYEN DOWN AND RELAXEN THERE MIND EVEN THOGUH DA WORLD SEEM'S TO BE A CONSTANT STREAM OF INTERUPSIONS,, AND 30 SECOND'S OF SILENCE SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE, DONT LET DA COPORATIONS LEARN ABOUT CLOSEN YOUR EYES OR THERE GONNA PUT AD'S IN THEIR THAT WE HAVE TO LOOK AT ,,, AND DA TEXT SAYS : "DID YOU HERE ABOUT DA LATEST BULL SHIT ? NO !!!! IM CHILLEN!!!!!!! " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

Sheol, one of the names of the underworld, comes from the same root (שאל) as sheilah, question. That is to say, what happens after you die is supposed to be a big question mark--we don't get to know.

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

I always thought that witch's teat myth was totally dumb until my daughter tried to nurse off of a mole on my stomach. Turns out old timey men aren't the only ones that think a mole could be a nipple.

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

I never realized that Sit Com was Situational Comedy and not like...Sitting Comfortably (While Watching Television)

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

Today's mood: my toddler getting terrified by the toaster popping after waiting patiently next to it for her toast to pop.

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

Laying on the ground trying to convince my toddler it would be soooo fun to walk on my back

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Carl Wilhoyte @carlwilhoyte.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

We're starting a rumor that the kids are doing "Grimace" in high school bathrooms and never explaining what it is

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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

My gratitude practice is that I don’t log on to twitter and then I later realize how grateful I am not to be on twitter

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

Harlem shake was truly, ahead of its time

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

It's cute that depression meals are getting a glow up right now. Happy for them 💖

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

My toddler just came in and handed me a piece of our floor while I was sitting on the toilet. You know, in case you're wondering how my morning is going

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 28/08/2023

Askdfjdkdk that's what I name every one of those that I catch

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

I like that this website does a bad job of showing the original tweet that's being replied to so your timeline just fills up with weird little snippets like "oh great, let's make babies even bigger" or "what about dog owners who need to use the bus?"

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

did u know? Farts didn't exist in ancient times. The first ever fart was discovered in 17th century Italy by a physician named Flatulo Fartini, which is where we get the word, fart, today.

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 12/08/2023

"I don't want peace, I want problems." - the barista at the coffee shop. A whole mood, random barista

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Morgan Spatola @morganspatola.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

Why did we stop doing show and tell in like kindergarten? We should continue to have that shit all the way through school and even at our jobs. Like Yes Linda show me the little rock you painted with your niece this weekend. I love it

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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 07/08/2023

We had dinner guests last night so this morning is leftover Coffee time. Never waste the sacred Beverage

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