Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 30/06/2023how it feels when your skeet doesn't get 300 likes a repost from an internet microcelebrity and hot girls in your dms 0121
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 13/07/2023they hate to see you retaining a childlike sense of wonder and whimsy. they hate to see you frolicking about and lollygagging 031
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 10/08/2023gonna keep it a buck fifty these guys are some of the ugliest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom 031
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 16/08/2023INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing 011
Morel @morel.bsky.social · 16/08/2023INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing 011
Morel @morel.bsky.social · 14/08/2023Lord the men you put on this earth to move units around maps in HOI4 are romanticizing asbestos-induced mesothelioma 000
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans 011
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce 011
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue" 022
Morel @morel.bsky.social · 12/08/2023what if u tried to kill me but instead of dying i started kneel-walking away like an essential skyrim NPC. what then. 000
Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023a flop is just a banger waiting to be self-reskeeted in a week 010
Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue" 022
Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans 011
Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023filmsky 🎥 any thoughts on this? how deep down the rabbit hole are you 871
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 16/05/2023my white woman coded trait is that I really want to see a wolf in person 071
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 14/07/2023I'm with your Reddit girlfriend right now and we're gonna have sexy time after we take your heckin pupper doggo on a walk 021
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 18/05/2023seven minutes in heaven will be replaced by Seven Minutes In Hell. you and the lucky girl are locked in a dark closet with a live wasp 1125
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 23/05/2023Oppan - [I am forced by the divine to live every human life that was or will be in the span of a second] ... Friendship style. 021
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 22/05/2023[comedian from a reality where most serial killers are women instead of men] Women be chopping! 021
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 24/05/2023getting rawed by the high hrothgar frost troll 021
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 26/05/2023I'm like if bo burnham couldn't sing and wasn't funny and wasn't 6'5 121
Morel @morel.bsky.social · 10/08/2023"shortly after" is an understatement. what do you think this guy was doing in his office for 5 months? 260
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 08/08/2023you can't save princesses from castles any more. it's just not a feasible means of finding love. the closest approximation we have is dating a christian girl off Hinge and convincing her to stop being racist 1114
Reposted by MorelMorel @morel.bsky.social · 08/08/2023why was Avicii waiting for love on a Thursday. Nobody has ever met their true love on a Thursday 022
Morel @morel.bsky.social · 10/08/2023gonna keep it a buck fifty these guys are some of the ugliest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom 031
Morel @morel.bsky.social · 10/08/2023Hitting the ball hard enough that it hits a spectator is worthy of applause in Baseball but frowned upon in golf. In bowling it will get you banned from the sport. Curious... 140
