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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
just #dropped the second half of stranger things who CARES
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
hello blutuals
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
how it feels when your skeet doesn't get 300 likes a repost from an internet microcelebrity and hot girls in your dms
bugs life flick holding bindle looking dejected
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
they hate to see you retaining a childlike sense of wonder and whimsy. they hate to see you frolicking about and lollygagging
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
gonna keep it a buck fifty these guys are some of the ugliest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom
a hippopotamus
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
i'm yogurtmaxxing. i'm an oikospilled greekcel
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
what if u tried to kill me but instead of dying i started kneel-walking away like an essential skyrim NPC. what then.
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
filmsky 🎥 any thoughts on this? how deep down the rabbit hole are you
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
my white woman coded trait is that I really want to see a wolf in person
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
I'm with your Reddit girlfriend right now and we're gonna have sexy time after we take your heckin pupper doggo on a walk
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
seven minutes in heaven will be replaced by Seven Minutes In Hell. you and the lucky girl are locked in a dark closet with a live wasp
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Oppan - [I am forced by the divine to live every human life that was or will be in the span of a second] ... Friendship style.
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
[comedian from a reality where most serial killers are women instead of men] Women be chopping!
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
getting rawed by the high hrothgar frost troll
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
hey Jarvis show me this guy's myanimelist
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
I'm like if bo burnham couldn't sing and wasn't funny and wasn't 6'5
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
i have got to get more annoying on social media
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
you can't save princesses from castles any more. it's just not a feasible means of finding love. the closest approximation we have is dating a christian girl off Hinge and convincing her to stop being racist
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
why was Avicii waiting for love on a Thursday. Nobody has ever met their true love on a Thursday
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
gonna keep it a buck fifty these guys are some of the ugliest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom
a hippopotamus
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Hitting the ball hard enough that it hits a spectator is worthy of applause in Baseball but frowned upon in golf. In bowling it will get you banned from the sport. Curious...
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Reba @reba.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
TRUMP PLANNED NUKE ATTACK ON NYC, LA AS PART OF JAN. 6 PLOT Special counsel Jack Smith revealed previously hidden docu… OOPSIE-DOOKIE! 😖 you used your 1 of 1 free articles this month! The Washington Post needs your help u__u [CHUM AD] Antifa hates this belly flab reducer
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
reskeet with your mental state
florence pugh in midsommar covered in flowers frowning much like me stuck working remotely in this beautiful seattle summer
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Ladies please note that it starts to drop off right after my height
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
just got my rejection letter for the latest season of My Strange Addiction. feeling down about it. my addiction? being an ally to women across the world.
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
why was Avicii waiting for love on a Thursday. Nobody has ever met their true love on a Thursday
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Morel @morel.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
The rarest possible event in Pokemon Emerald is not finding a shiny (1/8192) or Mirage Island appearing (1/10923). The scripted Petalburg Wally Ralts encounter can end in Wally's Zigzagoon KOing a Ralts which ALSO happens to be shiny. This event only happens with a chance of 1 in 73,932,800!
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