Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Russian dieselstatic.klipy.comMan with Cup: Wolfhowling YesALT: Man with Cup: Wolfhowling Yes 150
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I am at a beer festival. I have been from 6pm. My value for tomorrow is negative. 120
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026DJT overlooked for the Nobel Peace Prize again. Sad. 020
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It is new guitar day today. Will I be able to intercept the package before my wife? Will I be able to assimilate the guitar into the existing ranks without her clocking it? Will I still be married by the end of the day? Stay tuned. 1120
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you asked AI to write a headline that neatly sums up the insanity of this AI bubble I think it would come up with this 021
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comFairly OddParents: Burning MoneyALT: Fairly OddParents: Burning Money 100
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If I pledged to be the party of “no-nonsense” I would at the very least ensure my big policy unveilings were not nonsense. 000
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026First thing I see on BBC sport regarding the Scotland game 010
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Another word added to the mute list. A clear improvement of the timeline. 100
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A day I am sure E J Thribb is well prepared for 010
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Somehow both very impressive and quite sad that this company programmed it’s obsolete robots to leap into a furnace to be melted down 020
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comProfessor Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!ALT: Professor Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone! 000
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comFuturama: Good News, Everyone!ALT: Futurama: Good News, Everyone! 010
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Choosing to imaging Professor Farnsworth shuffling into the room and announcing “Good news everyone”before reading each post on the timeline 110
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Had katsu sauce and custard on the hob. Pudding nearly went very wrong. 160
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026open.spotify.com/track/5JX5fn...open.spotify.comEchoes and Drones - Orchestra VersionJohannes Motschmann, Deutsches Kammerorchester Berlin · Echoes and Drones · Song · 2016 010
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Suits the mood today open.spotify.com/track/2H5IEb...open.spotify.comOctoberOkonski · Entrance Music · Song · 2025 000
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Had to read this again with fresh eyes this morning. The whole piece is borderline delusional based on the simple point of actual polling data. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukLaura Kuenssberg: Kemi Badenoch has cemented her image. Now she wants to take her party back to its rootsThe Conservative leader is expected to set out a return to core conservative principles at the party’s annual conference. 111
Reposted by Mordant MuppetryJonathan Atkinson @lowwintersun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A book to run Vogon poetry close, TBH I can't believe this is a thing that got made 😱 055
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Eldest child just asked what a bond trader is.static.klipy.comEastendersALT: Eastenders 161
Reposted by Mordant MuppetryPM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Each Year Worldwide @tkovach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comGood News, Everyone! (Professor Farnsworth)Alt: Good News, Everyone! (Professor Farnsworth) 093
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026<wife at the toddler> “NO! You cannot have a knife!” <toddler> <SCREAMS> Think I will stay in bed for 5 more minutes. 251
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Saw diesel at 217.9 today Looking forward to seeing second hand Land Rover prices in the near future. 000
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026<cough> www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukWhy Trump is all-in on AI despite the warningsThe US president has pushed the issue to the forefront of American politics - even at the risk of losing supporters. 020
Reposted by Mordant MuppetryRobin Hawkes @robhawkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What if offshore wind farms were star constellations? 🌌 I've had this idea in my head for years, ever since I first saw satellite radar imagery of wind farms. They often look surprisingly like a telescope image of a star field. Over the weekend I finally made it a reality… 1165
Reposted by Mordant MuppetryFinn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026are LLMs just an attempt to recreate Americans from first principles 110220
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I was Man City I would have simply not done a Rangers. 220
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A new U2 album? Beatings really are continuing until morale improves. 151
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dark by 19:30static.klipy.comLemongrab: This Is UnacceptableALT: Lemongrab: This Is Unacceptable 020
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This guy will end up in a shallow grave and nobody will be convicted 010
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I see he is moaning about the governments energy policy (ie. Net zero) because his chemical plants are experiencing high power prices because they <checks notes> use Nat Gas fired power plants 🧠👉🏻🪦 210
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The regularity of these issues popping up in the last couple of years has me reaching for tinfoil. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukFlights disrupted by 'technical issue' with air traffic control across ScotlandEngineers are investigating the issue at the Prestwick Centre which handles air traffic control across Scotland and the north of England. 2113
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watching The Mandalorian & Grogu. I don’t know why they thought it was a good idea to have the central character in a movie wear an expressionless helmet and speak in a monotone voice. 230
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If I was to build a celebratory arch for having bombed the shit out of some third world countries, I would not fill it with highly flammable munitions, in the middle of my nations capital. 200
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The full list of topics I am interested in hearing Jim Ratcliff’s opinions on: Nope, nothing. 250
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Where were they all when I was trying to trade Nigerian equities pre-pandemic? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukDangote refinery: Share-buying frenzy makes oil barons out of NigeriansMany Nigerians buy their first ever shares - in the oil refinery owned by Africa's richest man, Aliko Dangote. 120
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Glad to see politicians tackling the big issues www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukUK's 'dismal' Eurovision song choices to be examined by MPsIt comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point. 000
Mordant Muppetry @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Prince William has never been more excited 020
