MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 23/09/2026DEGROWTH DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY GOOD NIGHT 1212
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/09/2026PATHETIC HUMAN REAL WAGES ARE UP SINCE 2000 MORBO DEMANDS YOU LOOK AT A CHART fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1YNtxfred.stlouisfed.orgReal Median Household Income in the United StatesReal Median Household Income in the United States 1599
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/07/2026PATHETIC HUMAN ECONOMIST MORBO HAS EYES AND CAN SEE IN THE DATA THAT ECONOMIC INDICATORS AND ECONOMIC SENTIMENT HAVE DIVERGED MORBO DEMANDS A BETTER EXPLANATION THAN BLAMING JOE BIDEN 0101
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 17/07/2026SEC FILINGS ARE ALMOST ALL PUBLIC BY DEFAULT GOOD NIGHT 17513
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 27/06/2026MORBO DEMANDS YOU WRITE A FIVE LINE LIMERICK ABOUT PICKLES 010
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 27/06/2026MORBO DEMANDS YOU OPEN A DICTIONARY 171
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 31/05/2026PATHETIC HUMAN YOU DO NOT YET KNOW THE DEFINITION OF “MEANER” MORBO WILL SHOW YOU 0143
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 13/05/2026TERMINAL VALUE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY 081
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 29/04/2026MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 061
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 29/04/2026PATHETIC HUMANS, LIMITING YOURSELVES TO PAPER BYLAWS ON MORBO’S HOME PLANET, ANY EMPLOYEE MAY CHALLENGE THEIR CEO TO A DUEL DURING THE ANNUAL SHAREHOLDER MEETING AND THE BOARD MAY SELL TICKETS AND TV RIGHTS, AND RUN THE BETTING MARKET ON THE FIGHT TO FUND COMPANY OPERATIONS MWAHAHAHAHA 0193
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/04/2026THE FED GOVERNORS’ BRAINS, WITH THE NOTABLE EXCEPTION OF STEPHEN MIRAN, WHOSE BRAIN SHALL ONE DAY BE EXTRACTED AND STUDIED BY MY SPECIES 010
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/04/2026MORBO AGREES. THIS PUNY HUMAN ECONOMIST HAS ONCE AGAIN REVEALED HIS PROCLIVITY FOR MULTI-GALACTIC MARKETING SCHEMES. FIVE YEARS FROM NOW, HE WILL BE SHILLING GOLD BARS. THE ADS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO AIR DURING MORBO’S CNBC PROGRAM, MORBO MARKETS. 082
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/04/2026THE FEDERAL RESERVE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY 5306
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 10/04/2026PATHETIC HUMANS THE SPACE NAVY OF OMICRON PERSEI VIII CAN OPEN IT IN HALF THAT TIME 063
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 03/04/2026MORBO IS CONFUSED. WHY DO THE OIL GIANTS NOT SIMPLY COAT THIS PATHETIC HUMAN IN SLURM AND LAUNCH HIM INTO YOUR YELLOW SUN? 031
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 03/04/2026THAT IS NOT HOW DEMAND IS CREATED OR CHANNELED. GOOD NIGHT. 0102
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 31/03/2026MORBO DEMANDS TO KNOW WHERE ON PLANET EARTH THE POVERTY LEVEL FOR A SINGLE HUMAN IS $138,000 1213
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/10/2025MORBO’S FAVORITE ECONOMIC STATISTIC 070
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/10/2025PATHETIC HUMANS, I WILL DESTROY YOU BEFORE I SWITCH TO JOLT SLURM 084
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 17/10/2025MORBO’S FINANCE PROFESSOR ONCE WARNED OUR CLASS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF PERSONAL EXPOSURE TO HOME OWNERSHIP IN GEOGRAPHIES DOMINATED BY SINGLE INDUSTRIES THIS INSPIRED MORBO’S CLASSMATE ALF TO DIVERSIFY HIS INCOME STREAMS 030
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 17/10/2025THE TWO MARKETS ARE VERY DISTINCT AND WILL NOT MEANINGFULLY IMPACT EACH OTHER DIRECTLY THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS, BUT THE DEMAND FOR HOUSING WILL NOT GO AWAY REGARDLESS OF BROADER MARKET CONDITIONS NOW BACK TO CLOSING BELL 1245
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 12/10/2025MORBO THE ANNIHILATOR HAS FOUND HIS SECOND CAREER 0405
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 06/10/2025MORBO CONGRATULATES YOU ON BREAKING FREE OF THE CLUTCHES OF JEFF BEZOS 010
Reposted by MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOXMORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/10/2025“INCORRECT” TARIFF CHARGES? MWAHAHAHAHA PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN bsky.app/profile/laur... 0103
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/10/2025“INCORRECT” TARIFF CHARGES? MWAHAHAHAHA PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN bsky.app/profile/laur... 0103
Reposted by MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOXMORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/10/2025TARIFFS PAYABLE ON DELIVERY I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA bsky.app/profile/adam... 144
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/10/2025TARIFFS PAYABLE ON DELIVERY I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA bsky.app/profile/adam... 144
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 19/09/2025PATHETIC XENOPHOBIC HUMAN ECONOMIST I WILL DESTROY YOU 083
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 10/09/2025THE TARIFF THREAD AWAKENS MORBO MUST HAVE HIS SWEETS bsky.app/profile/tero... 151
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 29/08/2025MORBO STIRS THE RETURN OF TARIFF LINES ON TEMU RECEIPTS APPROACHES PATHETIC HUMANS! FEAST ON THE FRUITS OF YOUR MISGUIDED VOTING DECISIONS! MWAHAHAHAHA 093
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/07/2025PRESIDENT TRUMP LEARNED EVERYTHING HE KNOWS ABOUT NEGOTIATION FROM THE HEROIC DEALMAKER ZAPP BRANNIGAN 050
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/07/2025EVEN THE MIGHTY MORBO CANNOT DESTROY THE POWER OF A CFO’S DISCOUNT RATE 0171
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 12/07/2025PLANET EXPRESS WOULD NEVER TRANSMIT YOUR TARIFF INVOICES TO MORBO FOR INCLUSION IN THE TARIFF MEGATHREAD bsky.app/profile/sky.... 131
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 11/07/2025MORBO OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT TO CANADIANS IN THEIR EFFORTS TO ROAST PATHETIC AMERICANS… OVER OPEN FLAMES! MWAHAHAHAHA 030
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 10/07/2025PUNY BOER CONMAN! MORBO CELEBRATES THE ONE TRUE MOTHER OF ROBOTS: MOM futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Carol_M...futurama.fandom.comCarol MillerCarol Miller[1] (born October 30, 2880), better known as Mom, is the evil chief executive officer and shareholder of 99.7% of MomCorp, one of the largest industrial conglomerates in the universe and t... 031
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 10/07/2025MORBO WILL BE CHEERING ON THE BOND VIGILANTES IN THEIR CRUSADE AGAINST THE BOER MENACE 031
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 09/07/2025MORBO WOULD PREFER TO IGNORE THE ZITRONIAN MENACE, BUT HE CONTINUES TO PITCH MY PRODUCERS ON DOING SEGMENTS WITH CLIENTS OF HIS PR AGENCY, AND THOSE CLIENTS INCLUDE ARTIFICALLY INTELLIGENT ALIEN WIFE APPLICATIONS MORBO WISHES THE ZITRON WAS MERELY STUPID, BUT HIS HYPOCRISY SUGGESTS MALICIOUS INTENT 021
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 07/07/2025HOW DARE THE TARIFF MONSTERS ENLIST INNOCENT DELIVERY BOYS IN THEIR SCHEMES GOING FORWARD, I WILL BE SMUGGLING EXCLUSIVELY WITH PLANET EXPRESS bsky.app/profile/scot... 141
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 02/07/2025SON OF ERICK, REPENT AND ACCEPT YOUR PUNISHMENT bsky.app/profile/rpsa... 120
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 26/06/2025I AM PROUD TO INVITE ZOHRAN TO JOIN ME ON MY MONTHLY VISIT TO THE OMICRON PERSEI VIII GAME PRESERVE, WHICH IS WELL-STOCKED WITH ABUSIVE LANDLORDS AND PATHETIC HUMAN CAR DEALERS 0153
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 26/06/2025PUBLICLY-OWNED GROCERY STORES ARE NOT CENTRALLY-PLANNED SUPPLY CHAINS. THEY ARE SUBSIDIZED DISTRIBUTION CHANNELS. WHEN A ZOHDEGA HAS A STOCKOUT, THEY WILL JUST ORDER MORE OF WHAT THEY NEED FROM THEIR SUPPLIERS, WHO REMAIN APPROPRIATELY INCENTIVIZED BY THE MARKET TO MEET DEMAND. 26611
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 23/06/2025I WILL DESTROY ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY SHILLS 091
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 11/06/2025THIS DEAL IS STRICTLY WORSE THAN THE STATUS QUO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 0329
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/06/2025INDEPENDENCE DAY... OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 030
