MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 23/09/2026DEGROWTH DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY GOOD NIGHT 1212
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/09/2026PATHETIC HUMAN REAL WAGES ARE UP SINCE 2000 MORBO DEMANDS YOU LOOK AT A CHART fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1YNtxfred.stlouisfed.orgReal Median Household Income in the United StatesReal Median Household Income in the United States 1599
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/07/2026PATHETIC HUMAN ECONOMIST MORBO HAS EYES AND CAN SEE IN THE DATA THAT ECONOMIC INDICATORS AND ECONOMIC SENTIMENT HAVE DIVERGED MORBO DEMANDS A BETTER EXPLANATION THAN BLAMING JOE BIDEN 0101
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 17/07/2026SEC FILINGS ARE ALMOST ALL PUBLIC BY DEFAULT GOOD NIGHT 17513
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 27/06/2026MORBO DEMANDS YOU OPEN A DICTIONARY 171
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 31/05/2026PATHETIC HUMAN YOU DO NOT YET KNOW THE DEFINITION OF “MEANER” MORBO WILL SHOW YOU 0143
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 13/05/2026TERMINAL VALUE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY 081
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 29/04/2026MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 061
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 29/04/2026PATHETIC HUMANS, LIMITING YOURSELVES TO PAPER BYLAWS ON MORBO’S HOME PLANET, ANY EMPLOYEE MAY CHALLENGE THEIR CEO TO A DUEL DURING THE ANNUAL SHAREHOLDER MEETING AND THE BOARD MAY SELL TICKETS AND TV RIGHTS, AND RUN THE BETTING MARKET ON THE FIGHT TO FUND COMPANY OPERATIONS MWAHAHAHAHA 0193
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/04/2026THE FEDERAL RESERVE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY 5306
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 10/04/2026PATHETIC HUMANS THE SPACE NAVY OF OMICRON PERSEI VIII CAN OPEN IT IN HALF THAT TIME 063
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 03/04/2026MORBO IS CONFUSED. WHY DO THE OIL GIANTS NOT SIMPLY COAT THIS PATHETIC HUMAN IN SLURM AND LAUNCH HIM INTO YOUR YELLOW SUN? 031
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 03/04/2026THAT IS NOT HOW DEMAND IS CREATED OR CHANNELED. GOOD NIGHT. 0102
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 31/03/2026MORBO DEMANDS TO KNOW WHERE ON PLANET EARTH THE POVERTY LEVEL FOR A SINGLE HUMAN IS $138,000 1213
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/10/2025MORBO’S FAVORITE ECONOMIC STATISTIC 070
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/10/2025PATHETIC HUMANS, I WILL DESTROY YOU BEFORE I SWITCH TO JOLT SLURM 084
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 17/10/2025THE TWO MARKETS ARE VERY DISTINCT AND WILL NOT MEANINGFULLY IMPACT EACH OTHER DIRECTLY THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS, BUT THE DEMAND FOR HOUSING WILL NOT GO AWAY REGARDLESS OF BROADER MARKET CONDITIONS NOW BACK TO CLOSING BELL 1245
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 12/10/2025MORBO THE ANNIHILATOR HAS FOUND HIS SECOND CAREER 0415
Reposted by MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOXMORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/10/2025“INCORRECT” TARIFF CHARGES? MWAHAHAHAHA PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN bsky.app/profile/laur... 0104
Reposted by MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOXMORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/10/2025TARIFFS PAYABLE ON DELIVERY I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA bsky.app/profile/adam... 144
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 19/09/2025PATHETIC XENOPHOBIC HUMAN ECONOMIST I WILL DESTROY YOU 083
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 29/08/2025MORBO STIRS THE RETURN OF TARIFF LINES ON TEMU RECEIPTS APPROACHES PATHETIC HUMANS! FEAST ON THE FRUITS OF YOUR MISGUIDED VOTING DECISIONS! MWAHAHAHAHA 093
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/07/2025PRESIDENT TRUMP LEARNED EVERYTHING HE KNOWS ABOUT NEGOTIATION FROM THE HEROIC DEALMAKER ZAPP BRANNIGAN 050
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/07/2025EVEN THE MIGHTY MORBO CANNOT DESTROY THE POWER OF A CFO’S DISCOUNT RATE 0171
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 11/07/2025MORBO OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT TO CANADIANS IN THEIR EFFORTS TO ROAST PATHETIC AMERICANS… OVER OPEN FLAMES! MWAHAHAHAHA 030
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 10/07/2025PUNY BOER CONMAN! MORBO CELEBRATES THE ONE TRUE MOTHER OF ROBOTS: MOM futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Carol_M...futurama.fandom.comCarol MillerCarol Miller[1] (born October 30, 2880), better known as Mom, is the evil chief executive officer and shareholder of 99.7% of MomCorp, one of the largest industrial conglomerates in the universe and t... 031
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 10/07/2025MORBO WILL BE CHEERING ON THE BOND VIGILANTES IN THEIR CRUSADE AGAINST THE BOER MENACE 031
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 09/07/2025MORBO WOULD PREFER TO IGNORE THE ZITRONIAN MENACE, BUT HE CONTINUES TO PITCH MY PRODUCERS ON DOING SEGMENTS WITH CLIENTS OF HIS PR AGENCY, AND THOSE CLIENTS INCLUDE ARTIFICALLY INTELLIGENT ALIEN WIFE APPLICATIONS MORBO WISHES THE ZITRON WAS MERELY STUPID, BUT HIS HYPOCRISY SUGGESTS MALICIOUS INTENT 021
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 26/06/2025I AM PROUD TO INVITE ZOHRAN TO JOIN ME ON MY MONTHLY VISIT TO THE OMICRON PERSEI VIII GAME PRESERVE, WHICH IS WELL-STOCKED WITH ABUSIVE LANDLORDS AND PATHETIC HUMAN CAR DEALERS 0153
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 26/06/2025PUBLICLY-OWNED GROCERY STORES ARE NOT CENTRALLY-PLANNED SUPPLY CHAINS. THEY ARE SUBSIDIZED DISTRIBUTION CHANNELS. WHEN A ZOHDEGA HAS A STOCKOUT, THEY WILL JUST ORDER MORE OF WHAT THEY NEED FROM THEIR SUPPLIERS, WHO REMAIN APPROPRIATELY INCENTIVIZED BY THE MARKET TO MEET DEMAND. 26611
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 23/06/2025I WILL DESTROY ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY SHILLS 091
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 11/06/2025THIS DEAL IS STRICTLY WORSE THAN THE STATUS QUO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 0329
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/06/2025INDEPENDENCE DAY... OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 030
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 30/05/2025MORBO CAN DO BASIC ARITHMETIC AND CAN SEE YOU ARE STARTING FROM LESS THAN 0% GROWTH IN Q1 2025. THE CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET OFFICE IS BEING GENEROUS. 041
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 28/05/2025AS YOU CAN SEE, THE CRYPTOCURRENCY INDUSTRY IS TOO SMALL TO CAUSE REAL HARM TO MORBO AND SO MORBO WILL CRUSH THE PUNY CRYPTOCURRENCY LOBBY WITH HIS BARE HANDS 020
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 28/05/2025SANCTIONS COMPLIANCE AND KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER ARE NOT MEANINGLESS BUZZWORDS GOOD NIGHT 041
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 28/05/2025I WILL DESTROY THE CRYPTOCURRENCY LOBBY 031
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 28/05/2025MORBO’S UNDERWORLD CONTACTS REFUSE TO ALLOW PUNY HUMANS TO ACT AS MONEY MULES WHEN EVADING INTERGALACTIC SANCTIONS, ONLY GENUINE MULES WILL SUFFICE 1155
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 23/05/2025THE SEMICONDUCTOR SUPPLY CHAIN DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY 3558
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 23/05/2025MORBO’S SOURCES CONFIRM OFF-WORLD DELIVERY TRAFFIC HAS YET TO RETURN TO PRE-TARIFF LEVELS. THE MOONS OF SATURN ARE RAMPING PRODUCTION TO PERMANENTLY FILL THE GAP LEFT BY EARTH’S FOOLISH TRADE POLICY. 181
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/05/2025PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO LOOK AT THE CHART OF REAL WAGE GROWTH SINCE 1990 081
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 16/05/2025MORBO WILL NOT REST UNTIL OUR CREDIT RATING RETURNS TO WHERE IT BELONGS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 051
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 13/05/2025MORBO’S PIPES WILL NOT BEND THEMSELVES 011
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 11/05/2025THE GLOBAL PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY 072
MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 06/05/2025STOP IT STOP IT I WILL DESTROY YOU 041