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ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY BOOSTERS ARE VERMIN IN THE EYES OF MORBO

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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 23/09/2026
DEGROWTH DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY GOOD NIGHT
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/09/2026
NUMBERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/09/2026
PATHETIC HUMAN REAL WAGES ARE UP SINCE 2000 MORBO DEMANDS YOU LOOK AT A CHART fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1YNtx
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Real Median Household Income in the United States
Real Median Household Income in the United States
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/07/2026
PATHETIC HUMAN ECONOMIST MORBO HAS EYES AND CAN SEE IN THE DATA THAT ECONOMIC INDICATORS AND ECONOMIC SENTIMENT HAVE DIVERGED MORBO DEMANDS A BETTER EXPLANATION THAN BLAMING JOE BIDEN
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 17/07/2026
SEC FILINGS ARE ALMOST ALL PUBLIC BY DEFAULT GOOD NIGHT
Forbes: SEC filings show Taco Bell-and other restaurants-knew cyclospora posed a risk to their businesses and the public.

Reply: Warned their investors but not the public

I see a very serious class action law suit
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 27/06/2026
MORBO DEMANDS YOU OPEN A DICTIONARY
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 01/06/2026
MORBO DEMANDS MORE CAPITALISM
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 31/05/2026
PATHETIC HUMAN YOU DO NOT YET KNOW THE DEFINITION OF “MEANER” MORBO WILL SHOW YOU
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 28/05/2026
MATH DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 13/05/2026
TERMINAL VALUE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 29/04/2026
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 29/04/2026
PATHETIC HUMANS, LIMITING YOURSELVES TO PAPER BYLAWS ON MORBO’S HOME PLANET, ANY EMPLOYEE MAY CHALLENGE THEIR CEO TO A DUEL DURING THE ANNUAL SHAREHOLDER MEETING AND THE BOARD MAY SELL TICKETS AND TV RIGHTS, AND RUN THE BETTING MARKET ON THE FIGHT TO FUND COMPANY OPERATIONS MWAHAHAHAHA
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 21/04/2026
PATHETIC HUMAN
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/04/2026
THE FEDERAL RESERVE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 10/04/2026
PATHETIC HUMANS THE SPACE NAVY OF OMICRON PERSEI VIII CAN OPEN IT IN HALF THAT TIME
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 03/04/2026
MORBO IS CONFUSED. WHY DO THE OIL GIANTS NOT SIMPLY COAT THIS PATHETIC HUMAN IN SLURM AND LAUNCH HIM INTO YOUR YELLOW SUN?
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 03/04/2026
THAT IS NOT HOW DEMAND IS CREATED OR CHANNELED. GOOD NIGHT.
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 31/03/2026
MORBO DEMANDS TO KNOW WHERE ON PLANET EARTH THE POVERTY LEVEL FOR A SINGLE HUMAN IS $138,000
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/10/2025
MORBO’S FAVORITE ECONOMIC STATISTIC
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/10/2025
PATHETIC HUMANS, I WILL DESTROY YOU BEFORE I SWITCH TO JOLT SLURM
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 17/10/2025
THE TWO MARKETS ARE VERY DISTINCT AND WILL NOT MEANINGFULLY IMPACT EACH OTHER DIRECTLY THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS, BUT THE DEMAND FOR HOUSING WILL NOT GO AWAY REGARDLESS OF BROADER MARKET CONDITIONS NOW BACK TO CLOSING BELL
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looking forward to having both the genAl bubble _and_ the housing bubble burst at the same time (they're probably the same bubble tbh

Quoted post by Barchart

U.S. Housing Market has reached its most unaffordable level in history
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 12/10/2025
MORBO THE ANNIHILATOR HAS FOUND HIS SECOND CAREER
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/10/2025
“INCORRECT” TARIFF CHARGES? MWAHAHAHAHA PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN bsky.app/profile/laur...
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/10/2025
TARIFFS PAYABLE ON DELIVERY I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA bsky.app/profile/adam...
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 19/09/2025
PATHETIC XENOPHOBIC HUMAN ECONOMIST I WILL DESTROY YOU
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 29/08/2025
MORBO STIRS THE RETURN OF TARIFF LINES ON TEMU RECEIPTS APPROACHES PATHETIC HUMANS! FEAST ON THE FRUITS OF YOUR MISGUIDED VOTING DECISIONS! MWAHAHAHAHA
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/07/2025
PRESIDENT TRUMP LEARNED EVERYTHING HE KNOWS ABOUT NEGOTIATION FROM THE HEROIC DEALMAKER ZAPP BRANNIGAN
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 14/07/2025
EVEN THE MIGHTY MORBO CANNOT DESTROY THE POWER OF A CFO’S DISCOUNT RATE
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 11/07/2025
MORBO OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT TO CANADIANS IN THEIR EFFORTS TO ROAST PATHETIC AMERICANS… OVER OPEN FLAMES! MWAHAHAHAHA
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 10/07/2025
PUNY BOER CONMAN! MORBO CELEBRATES THE ONE TRUE MOTHER OF ROBOTS: MOM futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Carol_M...
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Carol Miller
Carol Miller[1] (born October 30, 2880), better known as Mom, is the evil chief executive officer and shareholder of 99.7% of MomCorp, one of the largest industrial conglomerates in the universe and t...
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 10/07/2025
MORBO WILL BE CHEERING ON THE BOND VIGILANTES IN THEIR CRUSADE AGAINST THE BOER MENACE
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 09/07/2025
MORBO WOULD PREFER TO IGNORE THE ZITRONIAN MENACE, BUT HE CONTINUES TO PITCH MY PRODUCERS ON DOING SEGMENTS WITH CLIENTS OF HIS PR AGENCY, AND THOSE CLIENTS INCLUDE ARTIFICALLY INTELLIGENT ALIEN WIFE APPLICATIONS MORBO WISHES THE ZITRON WAS MERELY STUPID, BUT HIS HYPOCRISY SUGGESTS MALICIOUS INTENT
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 28/06/2025
CORRECT
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 26/06/2025
I AM PROUD TO INVITE ZOHRAN TO JOIN ME ON MY MONTHLY VISIT TO THE OMICRON PERSEI VIII GAME PRESERVE, WHICH IS WELL-STOCKED WITH ABUSIVE LANDLORDS AND PATHETIC HUMAN CAR DEALERS
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 26/06/2025
PUBLICLY-OWNED GROCERY STORES ARE NOT CENTRALLY-PLANNED SUPPLY CHAINS. THEY ARE SUBSIDIZED DISTRIBUTION CHANNELS. WHEN A ZOHDEGA HAS A STOCKOUT, THEY WILL JUST ORDER MORE OF WHAT THEY NEED FROM THEIR SUPPLIERS, WHO REMAIN APPROPRIATELY INCENTIVIZED BY THE MARKET TO MEET DEMAND.
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 23/06/2025
I WILL DESTROY ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY SHILLS
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 11/06/2025
THIS DEAL IS STRICTLY WORSE THAN THE STATUS QUO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 04/06/2025
INDEPENDENCE DAY... OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 30/05/2025
MORBO CAN DO BASIC ARITHMETIC AND CAN SEE YOU ARE STARTING FROM LESS THAN 0% GROWTH IN Q1 2025. THE CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET OFFICE IS BEING GENEROUS.
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 28/05/2025
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE CRYPTOCURRENCY INDUSTRY IS TOO SMALL TO CAUSE REAL HARM TO MORBO AND SO MORBO WILL CRUSH THE PUNY CRYPTOCURRENCY LOBBY WITH HIS BARE HANDS
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 28/05/2025
SANCTIONS COMPLIANCE AND KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER ARE NOT MEANINGLESS BUZZWORDS GOOD NIGHT
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 28/05/2025
I WILL DESTROY THE CRYPTOCURRENCY LOBBY
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 28/05/2025
MORBO’S UNDERWORLD CONTACTS REFUSE TO ALLOW PUNY HUMANS TO ACT AS MONEY MULES WHEN EVADING INTERGALACTIC SANCTIONS, ONLY GENUINE MULES WILL SUFFICE
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 23/05/2025
THE SEMICONDUCTOR SUPPLY CHAIN DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
POST BY MATT PARLMER

Apple could definitely make iPhones profitably in the US, and definitely eat the cost of relocation, and definitely would be better off as a company in the long run if it did so, but it would suck for current management so they aren’t gonna try very hard unless forced to do soMATT PARLMER POST ABOVE A QUOTED POST

Probably looking at $40b in capex, 18mos of spinup time, and reduced selection of models (no more project red or rose gold nonsense), but yes I think they could do similar gross margins at similar prices after all that, maybe even better if they vertically integrated it

QUOTE POST BY BOULDER DAD

Just to get you straight, you think apple could come over and start building iPhones tomorrow, profitably, at the current prices or reasonably close to that? Because hey I’m all for it, real jobs, building actual stuff, that people genuinely want. I just dont see it.
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 23/05/2025
MORBO’S SOURCES CONFIRM OFF-WORLD DELIVERY TRAFFIC HAS YET TO RETURN TO PRE-TARIFF LEVELS. THE MOONS OF SATURN ARE RAMPING PRODUCTION TO PERMANENTLY FILL THE GAP LEFT BY EARTH’S FOOLISH TRADE POLICY.
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 20/05/2025
PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO LOOK AT THE CHART OF REAL WAGE GROWTH SINCE 1990
REAL WAGES ARE UP

GOOD NIGHT
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 16/05/2025
MORBO WILL NOT REST UNTIL OUR CREDIT RATING RETURNS TO WHERE IT BELONGS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 13/05/2025
MORBO’S PIPES WILL NOT BEND THEMSELVES
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 11/05/2025
THE GLOBAL PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
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MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX @morbo.business · 06/05/2025
STOP IT STOP IT I WILL DESTROY YOU
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