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Geoff Houston

@morbidharbinger.bsky.social
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I am the end, the beginning, and the middle. Also gay AF.

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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I bet it's just the piss they drain from his catheter.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
So after the Glastonbury fest, I would personally like to thank the BBC for introducing me to 2 of my favorite new bands that I have come across for a bit. If standing against the genocide of a people is wrong, fuck being right.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
History will remember the MAGATS who stormed the Capitol on January 6th. We will remember your names and addresses.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Fowwyn waws
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Michigan City, Indiana” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
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**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.** NO KINGS is a national day of action and mass mobilization in response to increasing authoritarian excesses and corruption from Trump and his allie...
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
This the the funniest take on the feud that I have seen all day 🤣😂🤣
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I think Fascist Fight is a more appropriate name.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Doctor Cheddar knows that Saturdays are for the boys and Sundays are for the kitties.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It's a quiet genocide. They want that and I fucking hate them for it.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I did not see Art the clown being the hero we all needed. Seriously though, David Howard Thornton is based af. If you have threads, I would suggest following him.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Friendship was definitely my dark horse movie of the year and it delivered. It's like an extended series of sketches that are in the vein of I Think You Should Leave woven together in a beautifully twisted narrative disguised as a buddy comedy. Tim Robinson never misses.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
This label might be the GOPs current plan.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I hope that they have a special alley behind the WH for Kash to shit in. You just want to keep his left hand as far away from you as possible. My god has anyone actually thought about the literal stench in the WH right now?
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Arrrrr shiver me timbers, Captain Dirty Dan is wantin' to plunder the poor.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
When you actually have to triple check if the news is satire or just another day in 🤡 world...
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
www.latintimes.com/rfk-jr-admit...
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RFK Jr. Admitting Big Pharma Paid Trump '$100 Million' Leaves Internet Stunned: 'Was That a Fraudian Slip?'
RFK Jr. told Americans President Trump cannot be bought while also revealing Trump accepted $100 million from Big Pharma.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Fugitive from Phlebotomists. @ryansforbeson.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Hooray for Norway! I’m completely confident that Obama will come home with good will, not a plane.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
💯
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
the ancient texts
The cover for the book "the stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales" by Joe scieska and lane smith
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
At least we aren't completely fucked...yet. I am just trying to reconcile in my mind, how 6 months later, how people actually voted for this shit.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Office Space and Idiocracy resonate so much harder for me, is Mike Judge our generations version of nostramdaus?
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A huge miscarriage of justice happened today and it made me sick to actually view the footage of the police stop of Tyre Nichols. Everyday that I wake up, it feels so wrong like this shit is just spiraling further and further.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
she didn't have to toss it she could have set it in there
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Zelensky just sold Ukraine to Trump's America without even knowing it. When the devil asks you to sign an agreement, it's always a temptuous proposal, just keep in mind that the only acceptable ink is blood.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I have been actively praying for the Widow Maker to hit him. I don't even believe in God but I had to resort to something.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
If I never see MTG's ugly horse- face again, it will be too soon.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
If the Bible is to be believed, Jesus Christ is the biggest simp the world has ever known.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Fox News should be called the yapper cultist news
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It's not too late to take this post down.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
People are in jail serving less time for murder!!! What a complete joke
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brand @sadvillain.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
US economic policy, apparently:
Guy from the I Think You Should Leave sketch where he “jokes” about wanting another character’s burger and the text says “I’m joking, I’m joking”
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Snowing in April, great! Finally the weather is matching my manic.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The finale of White Lotus was everything and then some Season 3 is truly where this show shined.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Beat me to it. I should probably look at the comments before posting.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Well, clearly, basketball is the key to this conversation. Your priorities are your priorities, but they also are very telling of you as a person as well.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
got your girl in the back of the Creme Egg
A vehicle shaped and decorated like a Cadbury Creme Egg. WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED SON
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Beautifully said.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I wrote them a very sincere prayer request to guide Jim Banks back into the light, from a very insincere place in my heart.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
As someone who depends on that as a large part of my income, I am anticipating not receiving a payment this month. I knew it was coming, we all did, however, this quickly and in this economy, really don't even have time to catch my breath in between gut punches.
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Did I miss out on the Bugatti bucks?
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I will be attending my first national protest against Trump this afternoon, wish me luck.
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