🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Of course, I’m sure someone could hypnotize him into being a sweet, dumb pet who just humps Beast™️ body pillows and rides Wolverine™️ branded dildos all day while he cums out all those evil thoughts over and over and over and over and over and over and over and… 011
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(Also, I’d just like to put forward: Skunks. Stop thinking, start stinking. Thank you for your time.) 010
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s like a feather duster smoothing out all those needless wrinkles in your brain… 111
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Evil hypnotic gas station boner pills that prey upon desperate older men who just can’t get it up. The men get more than they bargained for when the pills turn them into dumb, guffawing, obedient, and perpetually throbbing daddy gooner-goons for some mischievous supervillain…is this anything? 073
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 27/04/2026oh, that’s porn. that’s porn of my comfort character ❤️🩹💦 141
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yeah, but he *did* make you cum your shorts and then dipped a couple fries in the spooge that dripped out, so like…I feel like that shows at least a little bit of interest. 021
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞Michael Mourning @michaelmourning.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hypnotist who, instead of snapping his fingers, snaps his suspenders against his large belly to *ping* you. 210920
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞AnotherMeekOne🔜MFF @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Comm for @monstrousrick.bsky.social and @hypnoalfie.bsky.social 6699147
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Make me cum. /s (The ‘s’ stands for submissive) 000
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This might be a furry hot take, but bird butts might be a close second to horse (and equine in general) butts. Just getting smothered under those tail feathers as they completely absorb your entire field of vision…trapping all that musk….unggggg… 021
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This might be a furry hot take, but bird butts might be a close second to horse (and equine in general) butts. Just getting smothered under those tail feathers as they completely absorb your entire field of vision…trapping all that musk….unggggg… 021
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Eh, not like it matters since he never uses his dick anyway because he’s a cock-hungry powerbottom who wants nothing but to forcefully drain the balls of every adult male who steps foot into his kingdom. (Nintendo, please sue me and make this canon I’m begging you!) 040
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I know exactly what story this comes from and I remember getting to that part and just…closing the tab. Like, wow, sometimes I forget that there are gay men that do just straight up hate women… 010
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞Nanozapz *COMMS OPEN* @nanozapz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Imagine if there was a real genuine gooner virus… “Sorry boss I can’t come in today, I’m baiting my greasy throbbing goonstick to the 24/7 bushy wooblemeat on my feed” “Alright just make sure you’re drinking fluids” “What kinds? >:3” “You’re fired.” And now it’s time to go infect your boss 1437
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 21/07/2026“I want my romantacy smut with nothing on it.” “NOTHIN’ ON IT? NO GETTIN’ KIDNAPPED BY THE ORC CHIEF? NO SOOTHIN’ THE TRANSFORMIN’ WEREWOLF BY STROKIN’ HIS BIG KNOTTED COCK? NO KISSIN’ THE CENTAUR’S HORSE DONUT?” “That’s correct sir.” “YO JIMMY, THIS ONE WANTS ROMANTACY SMUT; NOTHIN’ ON IT!” 061
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 21/07/2026“I want my romantacy smut with nothing on it.” “NOTHIN’ ON IT? NO GETTIN’ KIDNAPPED BY THE ORC CHIEF? NO SOOTHIN’ THE TRANSFORMIN’ WEREWOLF BY STROKIN’ HIS BIG KNOTTED COCK? NO KISSIN’ THE CENTAUR’S HORSE DONUT?” “That’s correct sir.” “YO JIMMY, THIS ONE WANTS ROMANTACY SMUT; NOTHIN’ ON IT!” 061
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Obviously golf courses are a massive drain on the water supply and a waste of space that could be used for ecologically diverse green spaces or affordable housing, but…dads getting sweaty…bending over…in khaki shorts…I’M ONLY SO STRONG!!! 031
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 20/07/2026By the time everyone who wants to is done sniffing, fucking, sucking, and draining him, he’ll be able to afford a comfortable small two bedroom house in a quaint little neighborhood. That’s a whole lot of satisfied customers! 120
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 20/07/2026He’s “Totally Radical, Dude!” and so is his pit and ass stink. 😎💨🌀😵💫 020
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Obviously golf courses are a massive drain on the water supply and a waste of space that could be used for ecologically diverse green spaces or affordable housing, but…dads getting sweaty…bending over…in khaki shorts…I’M ONLY SO STRONG!!! 031
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I do love Interstellar a lot, and I *liked* Oppenheimer, but I just don’t think his directorial style lends itself to pre-20th century period pieces. He’s at his best when there’s a bunch of sterile hallways, cables and wires, and vaguely science-y jargon. But big budget pig tf… 010
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pig TF: 👀 Unweathered costuming and overly-slick production design: 😕 Pig TF: 😏 110
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“YOUR IP ADDRESS HAS BEEN LOGGED AND ADDED TO OUR MAILING LIST! SHARE THIS SPIRAL WITH 10 FRIENDS TO BRIGHTEN THEIR DAY! LEAVE YOUR DOOR UNLOCKED OVERNIGHT AND SEE THE AMAZING BENEFITS IMMEDIATELY!” 0154
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Hypno pop-up ads are one of my all-time favorite niche hypnohorny tropes. Just scrolling on some shady piracy website and suddenly there’s a spiral pop-up on your screen. “FREE WILL ENJOYERS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! STROKE AND CUM FOR THE SPIRAL! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SURPRISE YOU!” 💻😵💫💦🤪 1304
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I guess the big perk is that you now get to officially be a hot, sleazy uncle…better update your profiles lol! 040
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞Nanozapz *COMMS OPEN* @nanozapz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Stranger danger 338991
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 07/07/2026 I just wish the world allowed for more flexibility, but capitalism won’t ever allow it… 030
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I suck at taking my meds, though, because they require actual scheduling. I hate that my job controls when I can or can’t do things in my personal life. I despise bill due dates because they are one of the most inflexible things on the planet. 110
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I like routine, but I hate schedule. I need consistency but with flexibility. I think that’s at least part of why I loved college so much. I had classes every day at the same time every day, student org responsibilities, and weekly social gatherings, but none of those were inflexible. 110
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 05/07/2026dads with short, fat chodes sons with long, impractical schlongs 010
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The grunts old men make when they sit their fat asses down make me insane 🥵 Like, sir…please…you can’t be doing that. Either sit on my face or get out of here with your fat, hairy, smelly asses and slutty little huffs and grunts! 061
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞AnotherMeekOne🔜MFF @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Hypnotized by the Cult of Monkey Butt 101109
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞Vylraz! @vulpethere.bsky.social · 21/06/2026hypnotic breeding device that catches your attention and makes you into a stupid drooling brute that has to fuck it til it drains a load out of you 619435
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Just like you repeat your mantras… Again… And again… And again…😵💫 010
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞AnotherMeekOne🔜MFF @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I love fat old man butts yknow 61009
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The grunts old men make when they sit their fat asses down make me insane 🥵 Like, sir…please…you can’t be doing that. Either sit on my face or get out of here with your fat, hairy, smelly asses and slutty little huffs and grunts! 061
Reposted by 🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞AnotherMeekOne🔜MFF @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Comm for @redapeguy.bsky.social Weed that makes you a horny gooner, but the more you jack it the more you turn into a monkey 10708141
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 06/06/2026So I’ve been working on a story to introduce two new OCs on and off for over a year and I finally caught my stride today. Unfortunately/fortunately (depending on your perspective) it’s probably going to be a 12000-15000 word hypno-ass-worship/cock-milking romance, so just…fair warning. It’s hefty. 020
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I do not particularly love PG as a film, but “I do not care for hunky boys!…or do I?” has wormed its way into my vocabulary in a way that few other movie quotes have, so credit where credit is due! 010
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Don’t mind the buzzing inside of the cup…holding you on the precipice of orgasm. Dripping. Leaking. Throbbing. Melt for coach. Winners get to cum. Work hard. Play hard. Cum hard. Leave it all on the field. 030
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Yesterday, I saw a bumblebee flying around while I was at work and literally thought “Bumblebees are probably one of the most fuckable anthro bugs”, so yeah I do, in fact, relate. 000
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Waiter, more once-stoic furry executives creaming their slacks, guffawing dumbly, and drooling all over their expensive, hand-tailored suits and silk ties while staring deeply into a spiral filled with gay porn and brain melting subliminals please! 020
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Snapping out of it for just a second, but as you recognize your friends, the second part of your brainwashing kicks in and you just start repeating “Join me…” over and over again as their own pants begin to tent… 030
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Want some whimsy? Why don’t you go to Target. I hear they have it on sale. 20% off. 000
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Everything can/will be commodified under capitalism. Sexuality, whimsy, joy, sadness. I feel like I’m going insane seeing basic human experiences and emotions being trotted out as trends that you just *NEED* to buy, buy, buy! 110
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 21/05/2026One of my all time favorite albums and what is probably the most underrated track on the album! That saxophone is so fucking gorgeous and haunting! 010