🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 20/02/2026While I appreciate “ugly bastard” fetish art because I love me a sleazy middle aged man, I’ve noticed that most “ugly bastard” art is just fat, hairy guys, who, as we all know, are the sexiest men alive. And as a fat, hairy man myself, sometimes I see art like that and am like… 070
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I literally wrote this a month ago and am now glad to have gotten an answer for what exactly it is gnomes do! This is so hot dude!!! 220
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I don’t know if he’s necessarily an obscure character, but I think that a lot of people (myself included) forget that he’s one of the main character’s dad (therefore obscure dad…maybe?). Also, this man is super zonkable. Like, peak “he should be on all fours barking like a dog and gooning” zonkable. 170
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 27/05/2025He’s so goddamn hot in Seven Samurai too. He’s got *the sauce*, and by *the sauce* I mean being a bit greasy, sweaty, and scraggly… 070
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 07/03/2025By the way, if anyone was curious what character I was referring to, it was an old Icelandic fisherman named Gunnar from the point-and-click puzzle game Nancy Drew: Sea of Darkness. He’s grouchy, but with a heart of gold and a lot of trauma; ie. the perfect man. 121
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Hey, y’all! After a long time coming, I’m proud to present my first longer (and I believe my first explicitly furry) story. Hope y’all enjoy it! It’s got musk! It’s got skunk spray! It’s got hypno! It’s got a grumpy old man! What more could you ask for?! www.furaffinity.net/view/59838198/ 1171
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Draw your OC wearing this while they’re zonked out of their mind… 🌀😵💫🌀 010
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The depiction of Santa in Frosty the Snowman is kinda the ideal. Peak male performance. Just a jolly, balding, short-stack daddy. Soft, rotund, huggable. Fully bouba on the scale of kiki to bouba. Massive fluffy beard? Yes please. I’ve had it with (admittedly sexy) buff Santas! Return to tradition! 051
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Another inspired by @drgnawbones.bsky.social ! Just listen to this scruffy old hippie and feel your thoughts melt away… “Hey, man…so you know how like…the government is crazy, right“ (1/9) 110
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Insp. by @drgnawbones.bsky.social : “Where…am I?”, you think to yourself, your mind foggy and fuzzy, a buzz of static and garbled gruff voices. Your legs trudge forward, shuffling steps crunching on the gravel shoulder of the dark highway, unable to stop. Your arms hang limply at your side. (1/14) 130
🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞 @mooserider.bsky.social · 31/10/2023Not necessarily underrated, but more entirely unknown; this random Werewolf from the cover of an Elvira comic book. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about him since I first saw it. 040