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Moose booooogelow

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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 10h
Sal Bellomo
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Chris (Super Bowl LX enthusiast) @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 10h
The Seahawks lost a game by inches to the 7th best team in history through 5 games (by DVOA) despite playing like absolute doo-doo on offense for a full half and the fanbase is is in tatters. I love this place
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 13h
Jerry Cirino’s Facebook is in shambles right now.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12h
There’s some quote, I think from Seth Rogan, that says that it’s fine to cross lines in comedy but people want to understand that you’re aware a line exists and have an awareness and deliberateness to it, and I think that’s the reason people like Mel Brooks are so funny and dipshit stand ups aren’t
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 12h
Making pulled pork sandwiches for lunch today
Pulled pork sandwiches cooking
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 12h
There should be a "you must have this much courage to hold this office" sign for politicians
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Hayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"I'd really like to be recognised for my journalism outside of New Zealand" *monkey's paw curls*
John Oliver quoting me on Kiwibank's sexy green-haired sheep Buck
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
worse high school scenario - taking a geometry test knowing you have to guard LeBron that night - asking a girl to homecoming knowing you're going to be trucked by Derrick Henry when you try to tackle him and she'll see it
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
he was on the "pot"
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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
two vehicular homiciders
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
me: refuses to watch this administration kill a guy also me: watches the video where tony stewart killed a guy on repeat
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“I’m surrounded by women I fucking hate. They’re vile, idiotic cows who I despise with every fiber of my being. And I have to say, it’s really depressing that they don’t want to date a nice guy like me.”
Screenshot of part of a Twitter post -I am surrounded by 20-35 year old women in my life that are dumb, incapable, useless, and fat. Everybody is fucking them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don't get it....Selection from twitter post reading - 2. They get 100s of matches per week on dating apps, they literally don't see me as a human.
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh bullshit
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ill be damned she got 50,000 votes
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Deebo's hamstring
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they speculated a right quad injury
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Deebo, my grandmama gave me that football
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holani, you are so slooooooow
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wtf
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WWE Scott Hall Clearing Table
ALT: WWE Scott Hall Clearing Table
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pork belly burnt ends with potato salad
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No hustle either, skip
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Steelers
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I call him glory hole-ani because he sucks
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aydkm
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This but about the glp1 medicare ad
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Seahawks running back coach being a meme during Hard Knocks maybe should have been a warning
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Byron Murphy gets a sack, I post balls too due to an unfortunate text he sent once
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Balls 2
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tim's sniper was resting on the stool for an extra long time
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
New Jack:
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why has nobody ever used the stairs car from arrested development
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What do you mean
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Hmmm Things That Make You Go Hmmm
ALT: Hmmm Things That Make You Go Hmmm
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nice try Brock niño. Too bad your ass got saaaaacked
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jefferson when he suggested a bicameral legislature
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LFG 12S
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
probably NOT a good idea to go door to doorfor politicians during 1st quarter of a seahawks game
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🚨KENPOM PRESEASON RANKINGS ARE LIVE🚨 Here's 1-60. Note that Florida will easily be the preseason No. 1 in every human-based poll ... but Duke is No. 1 here.
Preseason KenPom rankings are live. Here's the top 60.

Duke is No. 1—not Florida.

Iowa State is 6!

TTU is 12, presumably under the notion all the 5-for-5 guys are eligible.

Reigning champs Michigan at 28.

Highest-ranked mid-majors: Grand Canyon (44), Utah St (51), SLU (54).Preseason KenPom rankings are live. Here's the top 60.

Duke is No. 1—not Florida.

Iowa State is 6!

TTU is 12, presumably under the notion all the 5-for-5 guys are eligible.

Reigning champs Michigan at 28.

Highest-ranked mid-majors: Grand Canyon (44), Utah St (51), SLU (54).
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*throws rock at the hornet's nest that is the debate of if it's hook and ladder or hook and lateral*
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LeBron with a thunderous jam! That brings the final score to Philly 86, Boston 132
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if they had a pokemon baseball, my reliever would be psyduck
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
posting to save for later usage
don't be weird about this - AOC
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
saving up money to apply to grad school feels so dystopian
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
there’s a guy sitting on a scooter dressed head to toe in 49ers gear waving a niners flag by himself at a busy intersection on 410 and i gotta give it up to him that’s real dedication
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
he did donate a milly to the trump inauguration but that's just billionaire howdoyoudo
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
some people call them the dodgers of the nfl
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