Moose Actually @moose.horse · 11/02/2026“Well, the Biden Administration didn’t….” Yeah. They didn’t. They should have. Here’s your chance to be better than them. ⏲️🤷 100
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 03/02/2026Kid Rock is basically himself from that episode of King of the Hill about competitive eating, but for the Republican Party. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 16/01/2026I haven’t heard anyone say the phrase “drinking glass” in a while. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 04/01/2026The guy from Train really looks like he’d sound like that. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 02/01/2026The dull crunch of his chewing and the question of what he eats aside from his own regrowing finger teeth keeps me up at night. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 02/01/2026Hopping on the 2026 goals train! 1. Exercize every day 2. Get a good photo of the white squirrel that lives on my street 3. Get the guy with sunken holes for eyes and fingers for teeth and a voice like loud radio static who lives under my bed to maybe move into the attic 4. Be more considerate 110
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 22/12/2025Which kind of makes sci-fi aliens even cooler, in a way, because they’ll never be shown to be stupidly wrong when we discover the real thing. They’re as close as we’ll ever get. 🔭 8/8 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 22/12/2025So even if we assume that interstellar travel is achievable and will happen before we nuke ourselves into oblivion, encountering another species anywhere near our own intelligence is astronomically unlikely. 7/? 100
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 22/12/2025And in the nearly impossible circumstance that all of these coincidences coincide to produce highly intelligent life, it would usually be self-terminating meaning that intelligence would only exist for a relatively short time, unlikely to coincide with us. 6/? 100
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 22/12/2025So, on a cosmic scale, life is already an extreme rarity. That life having a mechanism for adapting over time, much rarer still. That mechanism favoring extreme intelligence over brute force, durability, or prolificacy, eeeeeeven rarer. 5/? 100
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 22/12/2025Human intelligence has produced an unnecessary combination of all three of these things and it’s made us a destructive force that will probably end up all but erasing the entire ecosystem, including ourselves. 4/? 100
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/12/20251. Dumb powerful murder machines. 2. Dumb things that are so tough or evasive that the murder machines have a hard time murdering them. 3. Dumb things that are so prolific that most of them can be murdered and still have enough left to increase their population. 3/? 100
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/12/2025Life on other planets? Sure. That could happen on rare occasions. But in whatever ecosystems may exist out there, assuming they have some complex mechanism to evolve at all, it seems like they’d overwhelmingly produce three classes of beings: 2/? 100
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/12/2025So, of all the millions of species on the planet, humans are the only one that evolved anywhere near the level of intelligence to do shit like physics calculations. Sharks, crocodiles, horseshoe crabs… they’re all basically final products of evolution and they’re dumb as fuck. 1/? 120
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 13/12/2025Somehow, somewhen, i just know that, at some point in history, there was someone on a Peter Gabriel fan message board with the username “Sledgehog”. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 03/12/2025You wake up in the middle of an empty floor at a large concert venue. The stage is full of musicians. Stevie Nicks on one side, Survivor is on the other. The silence breaks. A guitar. “Dunandudu Dunandudu…” Is it Eye of the Tiger or Edge of Seventeen?? The pattern repeats endlessly. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/11/2025“I’m gonna go take a shower.” “Cool. I’m gonna kill Daredevil.” Mundane conversations in a supervillain household. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 07/10/2025In any vampire romance story, watch every scene as if the 400 year old vampire dating the 18 year old girl had been turned when they were 65. 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 01/10/2025Here ya go, sport. www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...aljazeera.comGaza Sumud flotilla: How Israel breaks international maritime lawThe Global Sumud Flotilla says its fleet of over 50 ships has entered the 'high-risk zone.' 110
Reposted by Moose Actuallysams_siren_scream @sams-siren-scream.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Greg Stoker aboard the veterans boat of the Global Sumud Flotilla gives updates about the current illegal interdiction of the attempt to break the humanitarian siege on Gaza by bringing baby formula, food, & medical supplies, & establish an aid corridor for the same 0108
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 01/10/2025Hey maybe the IDF could stop killing journalists in Gaza so there could be more actual coverage? Or do you think maybe they don’t want people to know what’s actually going on there? 🤷 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 01/10/2025Except they’re not headed to Israel. They’re headed to Palestine. 030
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/09/2025They were released 2.5 years apart and both enjoyed lengthy tenures atop the Billboard Top 100. Between these two releases, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs released their biggest hit ‘Maps’, which contains no “Yeah”s at all. Really makes you think, yeah? 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/09/2025For those wondering, in the “yeah”s and “no”s in Nickelback’s ‘How You Remind Me’, there are 26 “yeah”s and 14 “no”s for a net of 12 “yeah”s. As if that weren’t enough, in Usher’s ‘Yeah’, there are 79 “yeah”s. 81 if you count quoting themselves saying “yeah”. 1/2 110
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/09/2025Remember when chat apps used to tell you when someone was typing? Just terrible. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 04/09/2025The road leading away from the airport is never just a regular-ass road. Sad road today, happy road in a few weeks. 030
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 15/08/2025The doors on Big Creepy Van aren’t a pain in the ass to open anymorrrrrre!!! Is there anything you can’t fix by opening it up and drowning it in WD-40?? 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 14/08/2025On Bob’s Burgers, Linda asks Critter how his child, Sidecar, is doing. Sidecar is now starting preschool. Sidecar’s birth was featured in an early episode. He ages, but the Belcher children do not. Why does the cartoon sitcom time stasis not affect this child specifically?? #bobsburgers #chosenone 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 03/08/2025It sounded just like him. I went inside before they resolved their conflict but i can only hope it included the corresponding “OKAY.” 2/2 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 03/08/2025Quick Trip is a weird place. Just watched a man dressed like Lil Jon, in red, head-to-toe, with a matching Cadillac get into a confrontation with an older gentleman in which he actually did the “WHAT?” 1/2 100
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 31/07/2025This page with assorted “whitespace” characters includes the “caucasian astronaut” emoji and i am, as a result, dead. 💀 www.namecheap.com/visual/font-...namecheap.comWhitespace Characters — Copy & Paste Invisible CharactersCopy and paste blank Unicode characters like the zero-width space and braille blank — and learn about when to use them. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 29/07/2025In a last ditch effort to avoid an expensive repair, i reached way up inside my washing machine’s drain pump intake and found half a fuckin dog in there. Pulled it out, washer drained just fine, named the clog Sparkles. 030
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 28/07/2025Accuse them of putting it there but thank them because it’s cool. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 28/07/2025Had a dream i went around challenging MTG players with a Yu-Gi-Oh deck and was fairly successful. 030
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 24/07/2025Not just casually either. Dude was actively involved in campaigning for him. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 23/07/2025If the game starts and I’m the only person playing tank or support, I’m switching to Squirrel Girl. #oopsalldps #marvelrivals 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 20/07/2025Oh yeah? Well, today i made my friend piss blood because he tried to jump over me and my head hit his crotch. #rollerderby 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 19/07/2025Just finished a lil tiny woodworking project on what would have been my grandpa’s 90th birthday. Every step was something he taught me how to do. It’s not as great as the stuff he made but i know he’d be proud. 120
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 16/07/2025I haven’t seen or read CCS but i am a sucker for cool card decks. Both standard playing cards and tarot. Does the pipeline go both ways? Is this something i should be watching as an appreciator of neat cards? 120
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 15/07/2025Enemy Black Panther on team chat: “JEFF I AM THE PREDATOR YOU ARE THE PREY” *targets our Jeff until the player switches off* Me, a Jeff main: *switch to Jeff (BP is hiding, waiting outside outside spawn) defeat him 1v1, tell his team about it. We win. His ancestors feel great shame.* #marvelrivals 020
