Moose Actually @moose.horse · 15/08/2025The doors on Big Creepy Van aren’t a pain in the ass to open anymorrrrrre!!! Is there anything you can’t fix by opening it up and drowning it in WD-40?? 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 29/07/2025In a last ditch effort to avoid an expensive repair, i reached way up inside my washing machine’s drain pump intake and found half a fuckin dog in there. Pulled it out, washer drained just fine, named the clog Sparkles. 030
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 22/06/2025Who punishes The Punisher? Jeff. Jeff punishes The Punisher. Tryna sneak up on a cute lil sharkyboi? The fuck outta here, Frank. 🦈 #marvelrivals 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 07/06/2025A few years ago, a tree squished our house while i was in it. In the 8 months we were out, my grandpa and two of my cats died. Before we moved back in, my spouse put these stickers on the toilet seat. The first piece of our return to normalcy. Yes. I cried throwing away an old toilet seat. 🫠 120
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 04/06/2025Every mention of “Lucifer“ in this made me giggle. #NoContextComics 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 04/06/2025#nocontextcomics but honestly it was just as weird in context. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 03/06/2025Using the time i used to spend mindlessly scrolling through reels, i am attempting to read the entire core series of X-Men comics starting in 1963. I will occasionally be posting frames from it completely out of context. 3345
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 03/06/2025News Flash: Rhinoceroses aren’t real. If you think you’ve seen one, you are affected by Mastermind’s uncanny power. 030
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 30/05/2025Finally got my gold on the last night of Season 2.0!! Emma Frost khaki skin here i come! #marvelrivals 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 28/05/2025People like to reference Trent Reznor saying “It wasn’t my song anymore.” like he was like “oh it’s totally better for you”. In the context of the interview it’s more complicated than that. It’s still much more personal to Reznor. Even on its face, only Trent battled heroin addiction for years. 👇 120
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 22/03/2025Throwback to one of my greatest innovations. It’s raisin loops, bitch. 😎 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 14/03/2025We got a second xbox, a series x this time, so we can play vidya games at the same time. Here’s Admiral Breaderick enjoying the fancy 4k 60p rain in Baldur’s Gate 3. 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 09/03/2025I’ve always just assumed the Morton Salt girl was shielding herself from a shower of salt. I’m now noticing that she is also dumping her own salt on the ground. Idk wtf this means. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 24/02/2025Throwback Betty photo. She had just lost her little puppy fro but hadn’t quite gotten her tail fluff. Awkward adolescent just vibing. 030
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 14/02/2025Do i NEED a moose pipe? No. Do i WANT a moose pipe? Yeah sorta who wouldn’t?? 140
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 10/02/2025Me street has a shiny squirrel! My street has a shiny squirrel! 😍 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 05/02/2025I have appeased the owl for two hundred days. This is now my eternal burden, for what i fear most in this world is his owly wrath, should i ever betray him. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 11/01/2025For 2025, I'm attempting to watch the top 103 of the Sight and Sound greatest films of all time. Picking by random number generator, first up is number 50, The Piano (1993) by Jane Campion. www.bfi.org.uk/sight-and-so... 110
