Moose Actually @moose.horse · 11/02/2026“Well, the Biden Administration didn’t….” Yeah. They didn’t. They should have. Here’s your chance to be better than them. ⏲️🤷 100
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 03/02/2026Kid Rock is basically himself from that episode of King of the Hill about competitive eating, but for the Republican Party. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 16/01/2026I haven’t heard anyone say the phrase “drinking glass” in a while. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 04/01/2026The guy from Train really looks like he’d sound like that. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 02/01/2026Hopping on the 2026 goals train! 1. Exercize every day 2. Get a good photo of the white squirrel that lives on my street 3. Get the guy with sunken holes for eyes and fingers for teeth and a voice like loud radio static who lives under my bed to maybe move into the attic 4. Be more considerate 110
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/12/2025So, of all the millions of species on the planet, humans are the only one that evolved anywhere near the level of intelligence to do shit like physics calculations. Sharks, crocodiles, horseshoe crabs… they’re all basically final products of evolution and they’re dumb as fuck. 1/? 120
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 13/12/2025Somehow, somewhen, i just know that, at some point in history, there was someone on a Peter Gabriel fan message board with the username “Sledgehog”. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 03/12/2025You wake up in the middle of an empty floor at a large concert venue. The stage is full of musicians. Stevie Nicks on one side, Survivor is on the other. The silence breaks. A guitar. “Dunandudu Dunandudu…” Is it Eye of the Tiger or Edge of Seventeen?? The pattern repeats endlessly. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/11/2025“I’m gonna go take a shower.” “Cool. I’m gonna kill Daredevil.” Mundane conversations in a supervillain household. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 07/10/2025In any vampire romance story, watch every scene as if the 400 year old vampire dating the 18 year old girl had been turned when they were 65. 020
Reposted by Moose Actuallysams_siren_scream @sams-siren-scream.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Greg Stoker aboard the veterans boat of the Global Sumud Flotilla gives updates about the current illegal interdiction of the attempt to break the humanitarian siege on Gaza by bringing baby formula, food, & medical supplies, & establish an aid corridor for the same 0108
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/09/2025For those wondering, in the “yeah”s and “no”s in Nickelback’s ‘How You Remind Me’, there are 26 “yeah”s and 14 “no”s for a net of 12 “yeah”s. As if that weren’t enough, in Usher’s ‘Yeah’, there are 79 “yeah”s. 81 if you count quoting themselves saying “yeah”. 1/2 110
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 21/09/2025Remember when chat apps used to tell you when someone was typing? Just terrible. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 04/09/2025The road leading away from the airport is never just a regular-ass road. Sad road today, happy road in a few weeks. 030
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 15/08/2025The doors on Big Creepy Van aren’t a pain in the ass to open anymorrrrrre!!! Is there anything you can’t fix by opening it up and drowning it in WD-40?? 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 14/08/2025On Bob’s Burgers, Linda asks Critter how his child, Sidecar, is doing. Sidecar is now starting preschool. Sidecar’s birth was featured in an early episode. He ages, but the Belcher children do not. Why does the cartoon sitcom time stasis not affect this child specifically?? #bobsburgers #chosenone 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 03/08/2025Quick Trip is a weird place. Just watched a man dressed like Lil Jon, in red, head-to-toe, with a matching Cadillac get into a confrontation with an older gentleman in which he actually did the “WHAT?” 1/2 100
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 31/07/2025This page with assorted “whitespace” characters includes the “caucasian astronaut” emoji and i am, as a result, dead. 💀 www.namecheap.com/visual/font-...namecheap.comWhitespace Characters — Copy & Paste Invisible CharactersCopy and paste blank Unicode characters like the zero-width space and braille blank — and learn about when to use them. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 29/07/2025In a last ditch effort to avoid an expensive repair, i reached way up inside my washing machine’s drain pump intake and found half a fuckin dog in there. Pulled it out, washer drained just fine, named the clog Sparkles. 030
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 28/07/2025Had a dream i went around challenging MTG players with a Yu-Gi-Oh deck and was fairly successful. 030
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 23/07/2025If the game starts and I’m the only person playing tank or support, I’m switching to Squirrel Girl. #oopsalldps #marvelrivals 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 20/07/2025Oh yeah? Well, today i made my friend piss blood because he tried to jump over me and my head hit his crotch. #rollerderby 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 19/07/2025Just finished a lil tiny woodworking project on what would have been my grandpa’s 90th birthday. Every step was something he taught me how to do. It’s not as great as the stuff he made but i know he’d be proud. 120
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 15/07/2025Enemy Black Panther on team chat: “JEFF I AM THE PREDATOR YOU ARE THE PREY” *targets our Jeff until the player switches off* Me, a Jeff main: *switch to Jeff (BP is hiding, waiting outside outside spawn) defeat him 1v1, tell his team about it. We win. His ancestors feel great shame.* #marvelrivals 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 13/07/2025“The Biden administration didn’t release it either!” Okay. We’re all also pissed about that. “Your guy sucks too.” isn’t a gotchya when we don’t follow him religiously. Trump and Bondi said it existed and they would release it. 000
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 10/07/2025Don’t talk to me about your woke-ass “plasma”. There are only THREE phases of matter because that’s what i was taught in middle school before i lost all my neuroplasticity. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 05/07/2025I’m kinda sick and America is dumb. Today it’s Xena: Warrior Princess for me. 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 30/06/2025I thought a thing was making shit up but there really is a “Sonic Hedgehog” gene pathway. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_h...en.m.wikipedia.orgSonic hedgehog protein - Wikipedia 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 26/06/2025“Milk” is an objectively gross word. Milk. Milk. Milk. Milk. Milk. Milk. Milk. Milk. 🤢 240
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 22/06/2025Who punishes The Punisher? Jeff. Jeff punishes The Punisher. Tryna sneak up on a cute lil sharkyboi? The fuck outta here, Frank. 🦈 #marvelrivals 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 22/06/2025Whenever i get crippling back pain for no reason, i remind myself that slowly decaying into old age is a feature, not a bug. If i felt 25 at 90, the prospect of dying would be entirely unwelcome. By the time i croak, i hope to have accumulated enough ailments that unaliving is the pleasant option. 120
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 15/06/2025#nokings protest in KC was probably bigger than the BLM ones and was entirely positive and peaceful. Coincidentally, i didn’t see a single police officer or national guard. Crazy how that works 🤷 020
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 12/06/2025+1 to the number of times i surely would have totally fucked my ankle if it weren’t for roller derby. Thanks, dog, for leaving a chewed up hunk of stick in front of the patio steps. 010
Reposted by Moose ActuallyZFLTG @siarapita.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Residents of #LosAngeles share pictures of the riotous #hellscape that you are living in. 042
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 10/06/2025On my way back from NYC with an amazing sandwich from Orchard Grocery in my carry-on. 🤤🛫 010
Reposted by Moose ActuallyIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Here's a baby otter to start your week. 269139941783
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 07/06/2025A few years ago, a tree squished our house while i was in it. In the 8 months we were out, my grandpa and two of my cats died. Before we moved back in, my spouse put these stickers on the toilet seat. The first piece of our return to normalcy. Yes. I cried throwing away an old toilet seat. 🫠 120
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 06/06/2025Songs my brain today made up specifically to get stuck in itself: (to the tune of 6 Underground by Sneaker Pimps (chorus)): “I’ve got a twelve sided diiiiie Watch me swiiiing My barbarian’s greatswoooord” ⚔️🤷 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 04/06/2025Every mention of “Lucifer“ in this made me giggle. #NoContextComics 010
Moose Actually @moose.horse · 04/06/2025#nocontextcomics but honestly it was just as weird in context. 010
