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Mal

@moonsaglow.bsky.social
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Midwest Court Jester. AKA; the alt account where I’m 10% meaner and 30% gayer. don’t do the math on that.

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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I’m on Google Meet for a job interview and it’s been fifteen minutes and they aren’t answering.
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an orange and white cat is standing in front of a mirror
ALT: an orange and white cat is standing in front of a mirror
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
This movie theatre has played two creepy police recruitment ads before Sinners.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The only other adult male I can think of in the book is Carrie’s dad, but if they showed him it would probably only be a flashback and they’d probably get someone less well known for that.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I’m guessing he’s the principal.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I don’t think he is as marketable and famous as he thinks he is.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
FINALLY SEEING SINNERS 🗣️
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
What’s the opposite of hypochondria? Like, “yeah I’ve been in pain for years now but I’m sure it’s nothing.”
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
weeks… was not the word I was going to Google.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Nooo 💔 He was AMAZING in Romulus, I hope he blows up.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
If my unemployment doesn’t hit tomorrow I’m going to crash out.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My nail that grows weird and always breaks is the longest it’s been in at least a year. I am praying for strength in these trying times.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I can’t not see him as the dad from Mamma Mia.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Look, all I know is that if Joe Biden had clearly fallen asleep at the state funeral for a pope, it would have dominated media coverage for days and been covered by political media as a scandal detrimental to the reputation of our country.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
It’s joever.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Someone pls hire me so I can see this movie while it’s still in theatres 💔
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I started feeling my knee pain coming back (it’s been fine for at least half a year) and I thought it was just in my head because one of the characters has leg pain, but no. Knee pain is back in full force. I’m still blaming the fanfiction.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Applying to jobs in 2025 feels like a form of self harm.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Getting an oil change isn’t that exciting but I’m trying to romanticize the mundane.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Bisexual week starts NOW. Tuesday: Pride and Prejudice re-release, Andor. Wednesday: OIL CHANGE 🔥🗣️ Thursday: Revenge of the Sith re-release. Friday: SKELETA 🔥🗣️
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
It’s been, like, four years! I’m tired of it!!!
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I’m going to AMC twice this week which I just realized means I have to sit through that god damn Nicole Kidman video twice.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Season’s greetings.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Let me into the Criterion closet and I’m leaving with five copies of An American Werewolf in London.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Fuck JK Rowling 🗣️
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I feel similarly about Chewbacca and K2-SO in Star Wars fics. I’m picturing their canon appearances no matter what.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’ve started reading Arcane fanfiction and I simply refuse to picture Heimerdinger as a human. I don’t care if it’s a modern AU with zero whimsy, he is staying that little fuzzball in my mind.
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
You do not have any rights if the government has the ability to send you to prison forever without a trial and there’s literally nothing you can do about it. This is as fundamentally opposed as possible to what society should look like. It is your duty as a citizen to oppose this government.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
That “old Marvel feeling” was for smaller scale movies with small casts and tight plots. I don’t believe another bloated overly ambitious Avengers movie is going to give us that.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
YeS YES YESfjskdbnc
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
There’s a non-zero chance this is a Scientology recruitment tactic.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
HELP??!?
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It’s really funny to me that the book Mickey 17 is based on is called Mickey 7. Bong Joon-Ho read the book and thought, “nah… he could die at least ten more times.”
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I got a bad haircut :D
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
We’ve never needed them. They’re just for fun.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Here comes Tom Cruise’s Oscar lol.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Wearing platforms and heels is making my knee pain worse because of how it makes me walk 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 But I get to be tall 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I think people who like jeans under skirts/dresses are lying. As a prank.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It’s dumb because I’m here to HELP with anxiety.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Wasp was a founding Avenger.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Gladiator II did it first and sexier.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
When does it stop being anxiety inducing to go into a dispensary?
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Also they have the mummy near floor level. Just… put him up a little higher, at least? That’s a person’s corpse. Why is he on the ground.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I don’t really believe in the afterlife or any of that, but even still removing all of this from someone’s grave and mixing it up with a bunch of other people’s belongings feels so cruel to me.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I think one of the worst parts to me is that it’s not all from one person. The sarcophagus is from a woman, the mummy is a completely unrelated man. All of the ornaments and little statues are from various other people.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
There’s a mummy exhibit at my local museum and the older I get the sadder it makes me. It’s just heartbreaking going through that room now.
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Kevin Wada @kevinwada.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Hot Scott Summer on the way, I hope ;)
Photo of cyclops, aka scott summers, arms raised, sweaty, in neon colors.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I think Tom Cruise wants to die filming a Mission Impossible movie.
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I FOUND A SECOND PAIR OF PANTS THAT FIT ME AND ARE COMFORTABLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Mal @moonsaglow.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I wish we were protesting Harris to stop funding Israel instead of protesting Trump for that but also a million other evil things.
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