Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Mornings are unreasonably hard, we should develop something to replace mornings 023
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 27/12/2024at this rate they're even going to start losing people who would've chosen the military as a career 100
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024maybe gravity is actually a repulsive force arising within clouds of overlapping quantum event horizons due to particles expanding outward through the smeary trees of individual experiences of all of reality… maybe we fall to earth because every nearby particle's existence is exploding into us 030
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024careful, this is how you end up on the path to chupaquesos 120
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 16/10/2024feel like so many of the vocal ones these days are longing for a return to a world where they just have to prove their worth by paying someone's father enough money/sheep/acres/etc 🤷♀️ 130
Reposted by Moonlitsellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 16/10/2024don't optimize your kids' childhood. please. it's not worth it. their additional earnings, if any exist, will absolutely all go to therapy in the BEST timeline 1379
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 15/10/2024some of them probably boofed random plants during thunderstorms to replicate the experience 110
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 15/10/2024what if the gop is trying to have trump assassinated but they're out of money so instead of hiring assassins competent enough to get past the secret service they're picking random gun-toting republicans 030
Reposted by MoonlitsWonkish @wonkish.bsky.social · 10/02/2024After a long day of trying to catch the roadrunner, I sure am hungry, that's why it's great to come home and cook a delicious meal from this video's sponsor, HelloFresh.. 0111
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 22/09/2024what?? that's quite a big oh no for our household, no wonder there hasn't been thanksgiving dinner at home for a few years 010
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 22/09/2024they'd be falling over each other trying to greet you first in hopes of landing the B. B.O.P. account though 010
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 22/09/2024oh gosh is "let the humans gently lay down for an afternoon nap" on this playlist too? 010
Reposted by Moonlitsfavorite slime girl @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 22/09/2024The unrelenting progress of eyes like a flood of molasses, like bitumen, like a whole whole world slowly choking. It began on your left cheek after a bad break up, the eyelid tore your skin and you saw (it was beautiful). The pile of dirty clothes and dirty dishes by the bed was almost part of you: 1288
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 19/08/2024authentication service that runs an instance of you who loves to sit around thinking about passwords all day long 010
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 11/08/2024very confused that so many people want to try to force women into situations they'll long to escape from every moment of their lives… with access to the cleaning supplies 000
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 11/08/2024any of the horses would absolutely demolish us in breakdancing, probably literally 010
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 11/08/2024if they insist on pointing at the IBA president's statements maybe they'll also get arrested for cooperating with an enemy of the state and charged as terrorists 🤔 000
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 11/08/2024so we just need put them in a gun safety law that doesn't get rid of any guns, they might actually vote for that 111
Reposted by MoonlitsRiley Black 🏳️⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 09/08/2024"You'll regret this!" "Maybe. Eventually. Right now I want to and would do it a few more times please." 0352
Reposted by MoonlitsRiley Black 🏳️⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 09/08/2024Whether it’s tattoos or piercings or gender affirming care or intentionally changing our reproductive status (or anything else), we make ourselves. Change is the rule so we may as well embrace all it means. 2101
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 09/08/2024it'll just fall between the cushions and show back up whenever people go rummaging for change 010
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 08/08/2024plugging the modular into the speakers and cranking the volume so we can share the transgender experience with the whole building 030
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 08/08/2024they could just start with something based on Airframe and sell new incidents as DLC 010
Reposted by MoonlitsM @401authrequired.bsky.social · 31/07/2024Additional -7 MILLION- pounds of meat and poultry recalled on top of the original recall's 200k pounds. www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-aler... 131
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 06/08/2024our high school biology teacher used to get his large specimens for class from his friend at the fish and wildlife department, which is ho we know too much about the insides of deer to ever want to hunt anything 010
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 06/08/2024he somehow "ran out of time" which makes us wonder if he even has a freezer or if he just keeps all his groceries in the back of his car so he can toss it in a nearby park when it gets rotten 000
Reposted by Moonlitsit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 03/08/2024community is built on shared ideals, not shared oppression. you cannot allow the people who hate you to decide who you are allied with. 194
Reposted by MoonlitsEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18/06/2024Show the world your true form. You would look great with antlers. You would look great as a gnarled oak in the meadow. You would look great as an ancient creature of moss, shambling about in the gloom. 26328
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 03/08/2024one of the most annoying things about watching the olympics is listening to the star spangled banner 000
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 29/07/2024"I got a boil on my butt like a big red apple" "How did you know I lance boils??" wtf lmao 010
Reposted by Moonlitsbeloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 29/07/2024You know what you should do? When there's an artist you like, buy their shit and then when their shit is AMAZING, buy more of their shit to give to your friends. 0237
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 24/07/2024pretty sure it was better than the second film, but of course they stopped after two seasons 010
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 24/07/2024there are some quotes that just stick with us for some reason "[Ron] got up in the middle of a review board meeting and started drawing an organizational chart of heaven on the blackboard. At the top goes God, who we'll call "Big Daddy." Ron's eating soft food in a soft room now." 010
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024maybe normal people don't want to go into the nazi bar to hang out with the nazis and have some nice laughs with the nazis while bestowing overwhelming amounts of kindness upon the nazis 010
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024a social media service isn't the sum total of the posts made on it, it's the posts which the management and the algorithms they create and maintain spread to others, it's who gets banned and rate limited, it's whose suspensions get overturned and whose appeals are ignored 220
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024it's surprising that nazi memorabilia isn't banned since it's a well known source of spontaneous combustion 020
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024it's nice that we have one as a control who hasn't been a politician though! one would be branded as a russian agent, the other they would claim is going to take away everyone's guns 🤷♀️ 020
Reposted by MoonlitsGrokMeAmadeus @grokmeamadeus.bsky.social · 22/07/2024The election in a nutshell. 2526178
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024at a certain point the best thing you can do for the bar is put it out of its misery 130
Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024crime boss breaking out in tears when the marine biologist he had kidnapped to solve the issue points out that the boss' prior efforts have essentially amounted to feeding even more smugglers to the sharks 000