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Moonlits

@moonlit.bsky.social
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Artists, cat-petters, and avid readers. 40ish // plural // trans // furry // tired // sleepy // gender: uncanny // pronouns: they/them/she/her 15–120 minutes from Seattle

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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
okay, yeah, but what if instead we
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Mornings are unreasonably hard, we should develop something to replace mornings
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
at this rate they're even going to start losing people who would've chosen the military as a career
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
maybe gravity is actually a repulsive force arising within clouds of overlapping quantum event horizons due to particles expanding outward through the smeary trees of individual experiences of all of reality… maybe we fall to earth because every nearby particle's existence is exploding into us
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
careful, this is how you end up on the path to chupaquesos
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
seems like a perfect sort of day
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
feel like so many of the vocal ones these days are longing for a return to a world where they just have to prove their worth by paying someone's father enough money/sheep/acres/etc 🤷‍♀️
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 16/10/2024
don't optimize your kids' childhood. please. it's not worth it. their additional earnings, if any exist, will absolutely all go to therapy in the BEST timeline
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
some of them probably boofed random plants during thunderstorms to replicate the experience
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
what if the gop is trying to have trump assassinated but they're out of money so instead of hiring assassins competent enough to get past the secret service they're picking random gun-toting republicans
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Wonkish @wonkish.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
After a long day of trying to catch the roadrunner, I sure am hungry, that's why it's great to come home and cook a delicious meal from this video's sponsor, HelloFresh..
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
For the animorph fans
Think Mark think the animal stories were messy like life is Mark no one was coming to save them they're Dumbledore died in the first 30 pages mark they had to fight or die Mark like all of us
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
what?? that's quite a big oh no for our household, no wonder there hasn't been thanksgiving dinner at home for a few years
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
they'd be falling over each other trying to greet you first in hopes of landing the B. B.O.P. account though
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
oh gosh is "let the humans gently lay down for an afternoon nap" on this playlist too?
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favorite slime girl @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 22/09/2024
The unrelenting progress of eyes like a flood of molasses, like bitumen, like a whole whole world slowly choking. It began on your left cheek after a bad break up, the eyelid tore your skin and you saw (it was beautiful). The pile of dirty clothes and dirty dishes by the bed was almost part of you:
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
authentication service that runs an instance of you who loves to sit around thinking about passwords all day long
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
sometimes you just have to tell it to them straight
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
very confused that so many people want to try to force women into situations they'll long to escape from every moment of their lives… with access to the cleaning supplies
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
any of the horses would absolutely demolish us in breakdancing, probably literally
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
if they insist on pointing at the IBA president's statements maybe they'll also get arrested for cooperating with an enemy of the state and charged as terrorists 🤔
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
is this just a public transit issue of playboy
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
so we just need put them in a gun safety law that doesn't get rid of any guns, they might actually vote for that
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
"You'll regret this!" "Maybe. Eventually. Right now I want to and would do it a few more times please."
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Whether it’s tattoos or piercings or gender affirming care or intentionally changing our reproductive status (or anything else), we make ourselves. Change is the rule so we may as well embrace all it means.
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
it'll just fall between the cushions and show back up whenever people go rummaging for change
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
141 - Terrier Team 3 panel comic by Hey Buddy Comics

1st panel: A shop keeper is pointing down the road to two crime-fighting Terriers. The shop keep says "Someone stole a load of bread!" The Terriers respond: Don't Worry!

2nd panel: Close up of the Terriers who continue "We'll find the person responsible for this!"

3rd panel: We find the two Terriers harassing the Mayor of Dogham City in his office, one biting his butt, while the other asks "Why are there people in your city who can't afford to eat?"
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
plugging the modular into the speakers and cranking the volume so we can share the transgender experience with the whole building
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
they could just start with something based on Airframe and sell new incidents as DLC
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M @401authrequired.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Additional -7 MILLION- pounds of meat and poultry recalled on top of the original recall's 200k pounds. www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-aler...
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
our high school biology teacher used to get his large specimens for class from his friend at the fish and wildlife department, which is ho we know too much about the insides of deer to ever want to hunt anything
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
he somehow "ran out of time" which makes us wonder if he even has a freezer or if he just keeps all his groceries in the back of his car so he can toss it in a nearby park when it gets rotten
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 03/08/2024
community is built on shared ideals, not shared oppression. you cannot allow the people who hate you to decide who you are allied with.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Show the world your true form. You would look great with antlers. You would look great as a gnarled oak in the meadow. You would look great as an ancient creature of moss, shambling about in the gloom.
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
one of the most annoying things about watching the olympics is listening to the star spangled banner
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Bub 🏳️‍🌈 🐈 @bubotomy.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
if you're fighting a battle in your mind right now just remember that 
you matter
you're worthy of love
you deserve happiness
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
"I got a boil on my butt like a big red apple" "How did you know I lance boils??" wtf lmao
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 29/07/2024
You know what you should do? When there's an artist you like, buy their shit and then when their shit is AMAZING, buy more of their shit to give to your friends.
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
pretty sure it was better than the second film, but of course they stopped after two seasons
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
there are some quotes that just stick with us for some reason "[Ron] got up in the middle of a review board meeting and started drawing an organizational chart of heaven on the blackboard. At the top goes God, who we'll call "Big Daddy." Ron's eating soft food in a soft room now."
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
maybe normal people don't want to go into the nazi bar to hang out with the nazis and have some nice laughs with the nazis while bestowing overwhelming amounts of kindness upon the nazis
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
a social media service isn't the sum total of the posts made on it, it's the posts which the management and the algorithms they create and maintain spread to others, it's who gets banned and rate limited, it's whose suspensions get overturned and whose appeals are ignored
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
it's surprising that nazi memorabilia isn't banned since it's a well known source of spontaneous combustion
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
it's nice that we have one as a control who hasn't been a politician though! one would be branded as a russian agent, the other they would claim is going to take away everyone's guns 🤷‍♀️
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GrokMeAmadeus @grokmeamadeus.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
The election in a nutshell.
The scene from Porco Rosso where the main character says “Better a pig than a fascist.”
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
at a certain point the best thing you can do for the bar is put it out of its misery
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Moonlits @moonlit.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
crime boss breaking out in tears when the marine biologist he had kidnapped to solve the issue points out that the boss' prior efforts have essentially amounted to feeding even more smugglers to the sharks
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