mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 3hAfter seeing many videos of people playing it online, I bought Dressmaker on steam and lost five hours to it tonight. It's like Strange Horticulture but for making dresses. Everyone in this town is insane and I am dressing them in six patterns and velvet and lace. 120
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026sometimes doing the daily word puzzles I have to remind myself that a six letter word is actually a five letter word for the purpose of the game because one nation makes most of these games and spells things funny 071
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026SOMEBODY whose name starts with wat and ends with son spent the day in my bed and left cat litter all over the sheets, not naming names but 140
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026slashreport is now actually just me messaging the regulars group chat things like "LL Cool J is in NCIS NY, a thing we don't need" and a week later "it turns out the guy who plays Danny from H50 is also in it" followed by Pru doing the research to find out he's NOT EVEN PLAYING DANNY 150
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me: here is a picture of rachel weisz in the new mummy movie Friend Ellen: I've never seen any Mummy movies but suddenly I'm interested Me: ELLEN. ELLEN. ELLEN LISTEN TO ME— 140
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Has the couple making out next to me on the subway considered not making out on transit? 110
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me: I miss (uncle) Dad: yeah he was the most sensible man I have ever known Me: except for marrying the least sensible woman of all time Dad: I don't know if she's the LEAST but Dad: she's French. You have to make allowances. Me: I do not. I will defend our French culture! But (aunt) is insane. 130
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Went to Costco and Swiss chalet with dad tonight and stopped at his place first so he could change out of his work clothes. His long time girlfriend was there and cornered me to intensely question me about my weight loss including her opening gambit:“you must have lost what (3lbs within accurate)?” 210
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Anyway if you live in Toronto you can use Vote Compass votecompass.thestar.com to see how mayoral and council candidates align with your priorities. I'm voting for Olivia Chow (Mayor) and Mike Layton (Councillor). Still waiting on him to endorse a school board trustee!votecompass.thestar.comVote Compass — Ontario Municipal Elections 2026 — Toronto StarUse this interactive survey designed by political scientists to calculate your alignment with the candidate platforms. 010
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Guys I think the original DIC Sailor Moon voice actor, Terri Hawkes, is running for city council???????? 111
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Toilet paper dispenser at the RMT says SAN JAMAR. Jamar what are you the saint of, Jamar? 000
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026me: wow this iron is really working, I feel so much better blood test: actually you're still criminally low, you just came up a little bit 120
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026blue jays 50/50 lottery continues to let me down; please hand me millions so I can flip double birds and retire immediately 030
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Friend of a friend: (reductive and shallow argument about one of my special interests) Me: oh I am about to become an unskippable cutscene, I hope the entire group chat is ready 150
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The phone tree at my doctors office is bad. I called to book a physical. The options are new patients vs team secretary vs appointment booking. But I’ve always booked appointments with my team secretary. So I go to her and she’s like ugh let me transfer you. Transfers me to appointments. 100
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. (Uni roommate and now bestie J and I were obsessed.) 030
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I left Watson on the couch and went to the kitchen to make rice krispy treats but with knock off fruit loops instead of Rice Krispies and he came in making the MOST distressed noises. I thought something was wrong! No. He just wanted hugs. 😭😭😭💖💖💖 020
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey, hockey and disability advocate friends in Canada, have any of y’all heard about this? The Habs are limiting ticket purchasers who require seats in the wheelchair access section at the Bell to only buy ONE GAME PER SEASON and didn’t publicly announce a policy change. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyr6bRuD/tiktok.comQuebec wheelchair user says new ticket policy at Habs home games feels ‘discriminatory’ The Montreal Canadiens said that due to high demand, purchases for the accessible and reduced-mobility section a...TikTok video by CBC Montreal 001
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have a job interview today and something about me is no matter how I feel about a job (I have no strong opinions about this one) my anxiety levels beforehand SKYROCKET. As soon as I'm in the interview I'm fine. The anticipation gets me though. WHY. 120
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 25/09/20266 pm: I don't need the anti-nausea meds 7 pm: I think I'm good tonight 8 pm: yeah I'm great 9 pm: probably 10 pm: hmm 11 pm: iiiiiii'm just gonna take it now 120
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026xbox just filed a patent for a thing that inserts unskippable ads into video games IE after a boss fight, unskippable video ad for walmart or whatever. We can and should immediately tell them this will send them the way of playstation (to their doom) 152
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026watson, with a suspiciously wet tail, keeps trying to sit with me and is offended every time I rebuff his advances take a bath, man!! 000
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026found my favorite reaction to the mr beast james patterson "book" 171
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Guess who slept through the night and didn’t vomit? That’s right, me AND both cats! (It’s a no hairball morning very exciting) 271
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So last night I did indeed puke everything and roll around in agony until I caved and took the new anti-nausea meds too early, but they worked and I fell asleep on the couch at like 2, 3 AM. 120
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My evil sister is experiencing a chronic condition for the first time in her life and is (understandably) very upset about it but simultaneously had the gall to tell me "diabetes is a lifestyle choice", so her eating disorder is still going strong 120
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Triage nurse: you’re back? You were my first intake tonight! Me:static.klipy.comIts Me HiAlt: Its Me Hi 240
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Multiple Poirot and Marple mysteries hinge on people not recognizing someone in disguise or recognizing that two people look similar, which is obviously a problem with me. 120
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@tuxkate.bsky.social ps med.stanford.edu/news/all-new... perhaps of interest to youmed.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 230
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This guy across from me in the ER triage room has fucked up some kind of real estate deal on a theatre via chat gpt. It is wild that he is even having this call with someone involved while he is ESCORTING HIS ELDERLY FATHER. Same dude reluctantly put on a mask but didn’t want to. 100
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 21/09/2026🃏 TONIGHT! A new episode of Game Changer launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT! Featuring host Sam Reich, 23 players, and judges: 🦑 Maria Bamford 🦑 Kumail Nanjiani 🦑 Gianmarco Soresi 1029437
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ed sheeran is responsible for his own choices but we can also acknowledge he has to have some kind of evil vizier in his ear re-affirming his belief that HE is the victim here or that absolutely batshit insane "apology" wouldn't have happened, let alone his embarrassing speech on stage 140
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Made a delicious dinner and threw it all upppp I thought we were past this!!!! Calling in sick for tomorrow 😭 120
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You know when I was a kid my parents were mad I loved Frank Sinatras music because he put a hit out on a noted pedophile. Today I have to sit here removing pink songs from playlists because she’s defending genocide. I was right then and I’m right now! 130
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026www.heresyourbite.com/post/marry-m... made this for the week and it's SO GOOD. I mean everything from this lady is, but wow.heresyourbite.comMarry Me Chicken PastinaThis Marry Me Chicken Pastina is the perfect cozy meal for two, made entirely in one pan. It’s quick, comforting, and packed with flavor—perfect for a weeknight dinner that feels a little extra speci... 100
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026(watching a streamer routinely mismatch red and pink wires in among us) me: I'm diagnosing this man with colourblindness 020
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sherlock is crying for attention (chasing her) in the kitchen and Watson has me pinned to the couch. So I’m calling out sherloooooock come sit with me!! But Watson got jealous. I’m caught between a Sherlock and a Watson 😭 000
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I went to bed last night and instead of immediately taking her seat upon her own special memory foam pillow next to me, Sherlock sat on my desk facing the wall. I, someone with a severe phobia, knew what was up and immediately decided that was none of my fucking business. 110
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈Frame Fatales @framefatales.com · 20/09/2026🏁 TIME 🏁 #FlameFatales 2026 has raised a total amount of $132,100 for Malala Fund! Thank you to everyone behind-the-scenes who made this marathon possible, and to all of YOU for your incredible support of girls' education. See you at #FrostFatales 2027 from March 14-20, 2027!! 💜💛 STAY WIGGLY!! 7345125
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈Monjster Mash @monjinator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Gul Dukat: I am the biggest most dramatic bitch on this station Sisko, in an even more petty and dramatic manner: Unluckily for you, Starfleet has assigned ME here. 074
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026courtney and I went to the knix warehouse sale today and while I didn't find any nice period underwear I did get four bras for 25$ each which is a steal in my books 101
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026faceblind issues: I watched the fountain of youth episode of mystery files like a month ago and am just now hearing that shane was in old man makeup and old man dress in it??? 100
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Resisted telling a tourist those are streetcars when she exclaimed YO THERE ARE TRAINS ON THE ROAD!!! 110
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Has the brass rail (noted Yonge street strip club) always advertised their dancers as “European style” or is this because we are joining the EU? 000
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mom: so I'm okay, I've just been in the hospital since 4:45 am yesterday until just now but I'm doing better and am home now (every child): (typing) 140
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Boss: someone is asking for (special graphic), have we ever done this? Coworker 1: No, never Liar: No, never and that's insane Me: Yes and I made two of them for (blah) and here they are but I did a mid job on them and someone else would do better (attached) 120
mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 @moonklutz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I stand by my stance that smash burgers are a recession indicator 000