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Chris Moody

@moodycomputer.bsky.social
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This. AI is sometimes good at the things that help make a startup successful, like launching products and content, but startups are not primarily businesses. They are primarily financial instruments.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Speak of me as I am. Nothing extenuate, Nor set down aught in malice. Then must you speak Of one that fucked not wisely but too well
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What the fuck is a director of land and partner
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SCREAM SCrum Rules Everything Around Me
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you look around your office and can’t pick out the radiation boy, I’ve got bad news for you.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If it carries a little water, it’s a water hose. Lots of water? Firehose. Little air? Air hose. Lots of air? Earth hose (tunnel)
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Mid Gun
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Big Walk just became Long Walk
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Reminder to anyone on iOS- it’s really easy to make a sticker out of any image
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Earthbound
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Boy, if these Jerries could talk…
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do not follow this man. Do not read his (excellent, funny, and well-sourced) newsletter. He is misanthropic and has come for me personally with his new “stickers” and I will no longer stand for it.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Conquistador from the original Zunzi’s is Savannah GA. Impeccable roast chicken on a fresh baguette with lettuce and tomato, absolutely drenched in their 2 special sauces. Johnny (owner’s son) would ask if you wanted more sauce and respond with an enthusiastic “shitchyeah” if you agreed.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@jamellebouie.net The Citizen Vigilante review was great, but I really need to know where that Gundam hat came from.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I went off to college in 2008. My grandmother bought me a MacBook for school, and I can’t tell you how thrilled I was to be able to add an iPod touch to it. It would be another 4 years before I got my first smartphone, and that thing ruled.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The plot of Minority Report 2 is just Tom Cruise arresting a guy who placed a $10k bet that his ex-wife’s new boyfriend would get shot next Tuesday.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Make this shithouse a shithome
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Okay that just means they didn’t because they couldn’t. We still don’t have any reason to believe they wouldn’t.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We should all be practicing more NPR. Not Putting up with jerRy
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
$1,049 for a Steam Machine?! My kettle cost, like, $20. And it makes so. much. steam.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Platform support? Hell yeah, brother. You can plop this bad boy down on damn near any platform.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Beauty and the Beast. The beast is normal Chris Hemsworth.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They did tell this man he was on camera, right?
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If you claim to be a minister or rabbi, you can buy a small amount of “sacramental” social media from the pharmacy.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Brother, *all* characters are special
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If we transplant one kidney, no one would say he is no longer Theseus. But what about two? Ten? A thousand kidney transplants later, is he still Theseus?
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A Rainforest Cafe within 100 miles of every American
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
tired: map/territory divide wired: summary/story divide
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The boys down in marketing had a field day with this one. “Big dog”, “Thanksgiving-ready”, simply “Wequila”. They were disappointed when the boss man wouldn’t budge from “Extra Grande”.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“Hope this helps!” Is the spiritual opposite of walking away from an explosion without looking back.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@jason.energy and @ftrain.bsky.social
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Expedia’s new marketing campaign gets it
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Thomas Kinkaide looks like someone came home drunk and microwaved some Matt Berry for a snack then forgot about it until 11am the next morning.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Me: Claude, help me write my self-assessment for the past 6 months. Claude: When arrives your last breath, St Peter will not greet you as a friend. Your name shall not be among his pages. Me: Okay but could you at least format that as an impact statement?
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
You ever wonder how many plays we’d have if Shakespeare had access to cocaine?
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
New insult just dropped
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Yall I have a 2 week old at home or if be all over this. Go in my stead. Carry the fire.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I am ALWAYS counting crows
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I was busy studying the blade
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What’s everyone’s out-and-about note taking method? Like, you’re in the grocery and remember a thing you need to do when you get home. Or you see a thing you want to remember to look up later. I’m all over the place with this.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Backers at our Gold Tier get a limited edition screen printed dust jacket signed by every member of the team. Backers at our Platinum Tier get a little kiss on the cheek <3
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
PAYPHONE - You're not a revolutionary, Harry... You're drunk.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This bullshit homophobia aside, this is your periodic reminder that the SC Senate seat is not seriously in play, and your donations will go farther in a real contest. Andrews couldn’t beat Mace in SC1, she’s sure as shit not beating Graham statewide.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I feel bad for you.
I don't think
at all.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Listen, I don’t want to build the torment nexus either, but building nexuses is my only skill, and y’all stopped paying for all the other ones.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
What has my life’s work been, if not the creation of a pizza boy?
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sorry. I can't help you.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Not to discount real educational investment, but I did sorta think the free test prep program was just called “school”
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