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Chris Moody

@moodycomputer.bsky.social
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“What did we learn here, Palmer?”
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dude the vibration in this face. I feel like every downstroke is a different weight. The m looks like it’s bleeding. And what is up with that s?
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I looked up used risographs over the weekend. You’re not alone.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here’s what baiting a bot into giving me unsolicited advice taught me about B2B sales:
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks for explaining the joke I was making, friend
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait what if fishdom is something different what is findom?
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@dagothurthegod.bsky.social are you seeing this historical vivec?
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only lesson to be learned here is about B2B sales
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This. AI is sometimes good at the things that help make a startup successful, like launching products and content, but startups are not primarily businesses. They are primarily financial instruments.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Speak of me as I am. Nothing extenuate, Nor set down aught in malice. Then must you speak Of one that fucked not wisely but too well
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blathers walks you through Wikipedia
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face (by their own screaming and flailing baby while the toddler refuses to eat the dinner he asked for by name)
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Finally, I do not watch Baywatch”
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh wow the stylized fire on the older illustration rules
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I forgot that! It’s been a long time since I read Movable Feast. Is Hunger is Good Discipline in that one?
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sun Also Rises is a nice companion to Movable Feast. It is similarly about a lot of early adults trying and mostly failing to be functional people in the world.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’d do anything for a glimpse of Chartreuse
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What the fuck is a director of land and partner
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Playing Balatro on a screen the size of Rhode Island
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This may help? Our 2 year old has always been a really unreliable sleeper and we moved him into a low twin bed a week ago. He’s on night 6 of falling asleep without crying and sleeping through the night.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Yeah, Claude loved the silos, but activating them took turning two keys, 10 feet apart from each other, at the same time. So for its birthday this year we got it 12 foot arms”
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where the taps overflow with Monster Energy™️
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fake Dmitry til you make Dmitry
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I came here *just* to make sure you’d seen this. I should have never doubted.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“The tomato, she wait for her bride-a-groom”
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holy shit what a take
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bad MGS cosplay
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nah. I think the 2-tier system (—color-500 > —action-hover) is almost always enough
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SCREAM SCrum Rules Everything Around Me
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ll be your localhost. Your locaGHOSThost!
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Must be something in the water. I made basically the same joke in my bio recently
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you look around your office and can’t pick out the radiation boy, I’ve got bad news for you.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Due to a weird quirk of the Presidential Record Keeping act, all White House sports equipment, once used, must be packed up and sent to the National Archives. So at 10 pins a frame, 10 frames a game, that’s not that crazy. Also pins are considered visitors.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If it carries a little water, it’s a water hose. Lots of water? Firehose. Little air? Air hose. Lots of air? Earth hose (tunnel)
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And why does a multi-millionaire’s pet Linux distro need sponsors anyway?
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh come on! I just switched from lastpass to 1password last year. Frustrated I’m gonna have to switch again.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The gold foil is a nice touch
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Mid Gun
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One must imagine Robert happy
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Paid administrative leave for posters
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“One last trip to paradise” I say as I dip the bullet in pineapple juice
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Big Walk just became Long Walk
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Reminder to anyone on iOS- it’s really easy to make a sticker out of any image
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The thing no one is talking about is Jason Koebler’s pivot to being a guy who responds to articles on social media with posts that are like "the thing no one is talking about is" and then just summarize exactly what the article says
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a structured cognitive settlement but I need thoughts now
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Totally, but it should have stuck to Halloween. It just doesn’t have what it takes to compete in the Thanksgiving league.
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Chris Moody @moodycomputer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Really disappointing draft result for the Pride of Villanova. You know Y6L40 was anticipating a higher spot.
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