Reposted by berniejust gina! @ginacatto.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Y’ALL SABRINA BROUGHT OUT THE CHICKS AND THEY DID WIDE OPEN SPACE AND I ASCENDED 🛸 👋 51176
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 04/10/2025someone should have told her nobody wanted so high school the album 100
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025"my life is in exactly the same spot as when I wrote it [the album]" says the woman who got engaged less than two months ago 0245
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025you dug me out of my grave and saved my heart from darth vader opheeeellliiiiaaaaa 030
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025showgirl is the baby of reputation and lover when you think about it a desire for rage and revenge, bubbly pop but also chunky synth, the facade of love songs but it's not giving, cringe lyric choices... 3120
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 31/07/2025there's a feature in blue prince where if you pull three doors in the first 30 seconds, you will get enhanced luck for the day because it assumes you're an experienced player going for a speed run. that might counteract your natural state of luck at least. also try keys in any locked door 030
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 22/07/2025i have both sweats and shivers at the same time. pain meds definitely try really hard to be a worse experience than the pain they're barely treating 000
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 13/06/2025sorry you're experiencing very similar pain, you are valid and I'm sorry it's so painful 110
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 13/06/2025i literally feel like my brain is filled with poison that they put there. they never had a nice word to say about anyone and that judgement now lives in my head and i have to fight it constantly and remind myself that it's not true and life doesn't have to be that way. im glad you found that key 020
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 13/06/2025sorry you're dealing with it too, it's such a deep wound to live with that so many people just don't understand or sympathise with 020
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 13/06/2025every time i try to get to the bottom of why i struggle with something it always comes back how they treated me then having lasting damage now. it doesn't help that every conversation i ever have with my mum is just her bitching about other bad parents she knows like she's mother of the year 020
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 13/06/2025but then also the people that taught me it was shameful to expect things of my parents because they were so gracious and selfless for feeding me and clothing me just so happens to be my parents. so many layers of "who taught me this? oh it was them, I should assume it's not true then" 240
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 12/06/2025being a grown adult with parent issues is so embarrassing. yes I'm crying that they came to my play but refused to say anything about how I did. what of it. 490
Reposted by berniekatie 🥣 🩷💜💙 @newyearskatiee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025happy pride, all of the gays get the 22 hat this month 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 644170
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 01/05/2025regurgitating things you've heard before into something that sounds like a functional sentence? they get paid 6 figures for that bullshit 040
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 01/05/2025truly believe the only job that can be replaced by ai is that of a ceo 062
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 30/04/2025can't wait for the increase in mentions of mpreg in teenagers homework and your colleagues emails 000
Reposted by bernie🍒 @handle.invalid · 22/04/2025i lost my job in jan. i've been offered a position at a great company starting 4/30, but i won't see any pay until the end of may. i owe $1200 in rent by 5/5 & $300 in power before 4/24 or it'll be shut off. please consider helping me get by cherrybasket.carrd.co#paymentscherrybasket.carrd.cocherry’s carrdcherry’s carrd 178
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 21/04/2025best day: getting high off their face and napping for 22 hours 120
Reposted by berniestolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 17/04/2025when you're sad just remember that one day you will press play on rep tv, hear the intro to ready for it, hear her clearing her throat and- 1241
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 10/04/2025walking through town, vaping, eating cheese and getting dirty looks from old people 040
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 09/04/2025able to repost tiktoks until it's about palestine or trans people then I mysteriously have "no internet connection" but can share the next video along about the fucking tiktok shop of course 000
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 06/04/2025my front door has a pin code rather than a key lock and it keeps reopening after you close it and it happens overnight too and I'm terrified 000
Reposted by berniesunset boulevard seagull 🥨 @lesbianoasis.bsky.social · 05/04/2025i feel like i’m sixteen again, lying awake in bed every night debating whether or not i’m gonna find live before i die 191
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025that's the whole point, it's about perspective. there's the same amount of water in the glass in both scenarios but perspective changes the language used. it's less that if you say half empty you're automatically a negative person, and more a negative person would always say half empty irrespective 000
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025can an astrology girlie tell me which planet is to blame? 130
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025starting to feel like an 'everyone should break up' kinda season 060
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 01/04/2025i wanna feel seen but i hope no one will notice memedia.tenor.coma woman wearing headphones stands in a kitchen talking on a cell phoneALT: a woman wearing headphones stands in a kitchen talking on a cell phone 000
Reposted by bernieStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I identity as “gender neutral” as my gender fluid sits at a ph of 7 513113
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 28/03/2025for a century now, men have been gatekeeping the joyous feeling of water evaporating off your leg hair after a shower 000
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 24/03/2025getting a water infection because i cannot move my sleeping cat 000
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I don't need you to tell me how to do my job. I need you to answer the question I asked. 010
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 23/03/2025no one's partner. no one's priority. no one's first choice, second choice, third choice. never on anyone's mind. never worth a text message. never invited or included. never missed. 030
Reposted by bernie🍒 @handle.invalid · 21/03/2025okay. i don't want to do this but i am seeking mutual aid. $1300+ in bills due by the end of the month. my power will be shut off if unpaid by the 27th. i have been interviewing and applying consistently everywhere but there have been no opportunities, so anything helps at this time. 21316
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 21/03/2025it's more likely they made the practice harder to shock people into doing more studying thinking they'll do worse than they might otherwise do 020
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 20/03/2025finally got a gynae appointment and it's at 4pm on a sunday at a business village (industrial park). wtf!!! 000
Reposted by bernieBriana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️🌈 @brianamillslmft.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. 291329271
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 15/03/2025i want a haircut so gay that straight people think it's ugly, you know? 0120
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 15/03/2025i think it's because they're also children with impulse issues and like their behaviour being validated in public life 040
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025finally got round to buying a 2025 calendar... only a little late 010
bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I've closed the app, I've forced closed the app, I've locked my phone, WHY CAN I STILL HEAR THE TIKTOK AUDIO YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT OPERATING YOU LIAE 000
