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@monstlor.bsky.social
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unionise | gaylor | 18+ | they/she | header by @cherry.lesbian.cat

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just gina! @ginacatto.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Y’ALL SABRINA BROUGHT OUT THE CHICKS AND THEY DID WIDE OPEN SPACE AND I ASCENDED 🛸 👋
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
a cat and a gay hand for those who appreciate
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
someone should have told her nobody wanted so high school the album
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
the weather is rotten and my hips are rancid
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"my life is in exactly the same spot as when I wrote it [the album]" says the woman who got engaged less than two months ago
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
you dug me out of my grave and saved my heart from darth vader opheeeellliiiiaaaaa
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
showgirl is the baby of reputation and lover when you think about it a desire for rage and revenge, bubbly pop but also chunky synth, the facade of love songs but it's not giving, cringe lyric choices...
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
i have both sweats and shivers at the same time. pain meds definitely try really hard to be a worse experience than the pain they're barely treating
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
being a grown adult with parent issues is so embarrassing. yes I'm crying that they came to my play but refused to say anything about how I did. what of it.
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katie 🥣 🩷💜💙 @newyearskatiee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
happy pride, all of the gays get the 22 hat this month 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
women holding a banner that reads “a day without lesbians, is like a day without sunshine”
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
regurgitating things you've heard before into something that sounds like a functional sentence? they get paid 6 figures for that bullshit
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
truly believe the only job that can be replaced by ai is that of a ceo
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
can't wait for the increase in mentions of mpreg in teenagers homework and your colleagues emails
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🍒 @handle.invalid · 22/04/2025
i lost my job in jan. i've been offered a position at a great company starting 4/30, but i won't see any pay until the end of may. i owe $1200 in rent by 5/5 & $300 in power before 4/24 or it'll be shut off. please consider helping me get by cherrybasket.carrd.co#payments
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cherry’s carrd
cherry’s carrd
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
when you're sad just remember that one day you will press play on rep tv, hear the intro to ready for it, hear her clearing her throat and-
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
walking through town, vaping, eating cheese and getting dirty looks from old people
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
if i had a birthday party would u come 👉🏻👈🏻
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
able to repost tiktoks until it's about palestine or trans people then I mysteriously have "no internet connection" but can share the next video along about the fucking tiktok shop of course
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
my front door has a pin code rather than a key lock and it keeps reopening after you close it and it happens overnight too and I'm terrified
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sunset boulevard seagull 🥨 @lesbianoasis.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
i feel like i’m sixteen again, lying awake in bed every night debating whether or not i’m gonna find live before i die
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
can an astrology girlie tell me which planet is to blame?
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
starting to feel like an 'everyone should break up' kinda season
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
thinking of selling tit pics for the validation
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i wanna feel seen but i hope no one will notice me
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a woman wearing headphones stands in a kitchen talking on a cell phone
ALT: a woman wearing headphones stands in a kitchen talking on a cell phone
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I identity as “gender neutral” as my gender fluid sits at a ph of 7
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
for a century now, men have been gatekeeping the joyous feeling of water evaporating off your leg hair after a shower
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
getting a water infection because i cannot move my sleeping cat
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I don't need you to tell me how to do my job. I need you to answer the question I asked.
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
no one's partner. no one's priority. no one's first choice, second choice, third choice. never on anyone's mind. never worth a text message. never invited or included. never missed.
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🍒 @handle.invalid · 21/03/2025
okay. i don't want to do this but i am seeking mutual aid. $1300+ in bills due by the end of the month. my power will be shut off if unpaid by the 27th. i have been interviewing and applying consistently everywhere but there have been no opportunities, so anything helps at this time.
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
finally got a gynae appointment and it's at 4pm on a sunday at a business village (industrial park). wtf!!!
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Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈 @brianamillslmft.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention.
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
i want a haircut so gay that straight people think it's ugly, you know?
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
i think it's because they're also children with impulse issues and like their behaviour being validated in public life
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
finally got round to buying a 2025 calendar... only a little late
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I've closed the app, I've forced closed the app, I've locked my phone, WHY CAN I STILL HEAR THE TIKTOK AUDIO YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT OPERATING YOU LIAE
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
what if we made out to false god
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I can tell how far off my singing of the snow angel bridge is by how concerned my dog looks that we're in danger
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
after 2 years of telling my doctor i am unable to take one of my medications as instructed with no help (so i didn't take them), my new doctor just told me I was given the wrong instructions and can actually just swallow it whenever rather than hold it for 10 minutes under my tongue before food 🤬
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
my mum just correctly gendered me and I cried
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
forever worried and concerned about others but lacking the communication skills to ever sound sincere about it
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i hate when news platforms post tiktoks that are just repeating whole trump ads without edit or critique. just playing the whole thing from start to finish (the 'news' being that he posted it) and letting the comments figure out if it's amoral or not
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
he's a great father but a shit parent
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
people will say they had no clue that i'm non-binary even though i once described myself (negatively) as "aggressively woman-shaped" because my hip:waist was preventing me from being able to play a character on stage as a man and they chose to genderswap it instead so like... there were signs, no?
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
everyday I get to watch my cat watch birds out the window is a blessing
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
my cat's not clever, she'll cry for her lunch while it's sat in her bowl 10 feet away
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
hoes that bleach together stay together
a smiling person in front of a bath with the ends of their head wrapped in a bleach-stained towel. inside the bath you can see the face of a ragdoll cat poking up
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
my network isn't stable? honey, join the club.
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Dr. Bryanlicious2 @drbryanlicious2.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
@ Swifties
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bernie @monstlor.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
ever get the feeling someone is trying to make you break up with them
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