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@monocyto.bsky.social
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she/her | 22 science and vidya game enthusiast ୧⍢⃝୨ 🦎🐟🐺🩻🧪

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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
google maps taking me directly through jackson heights
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
‘Tis the season to play Juvenile Gull ID! These three were all spotted on the weekend in southern Saskatchewan, Canada. More in the ALT text 🤭. Who are they? #birds
A brown and white gull standing on a rock. A brown and white gull standing on a rock.A brown and white gull standing on a rock.
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Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't want to count all of the misses it took to get this Arctic Tern mid-dive. I'm just so happy that one attempt worked. #birds 🌿
The red beak of a white Arctic Tern breaks the roiling surface of the sunlit Churchill River as it dives into the water.
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
kris #deltarune
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Cate.D 🇨🇱 @catedroguett.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🟢Commission for Bootleg on Vgen 🏰🌑⚔️
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'll Tell You About the Star in a Second, But First Are You Aware of the Health Benefits of Creatine?
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nothing compares to the serene yet benevolent and powerful beauty and aura and etc of an Everything Bagel with far too much cream cheese
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lyn @sephirothtits.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
zach cregger wearing a shirt that says “fuck this job and fuck brian.”
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Can my bitchass get a Hello
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They call me the #TofuTactician due to my prowess in Tofu Tactics #Takenote
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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boot @penisguy221.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
spruce edit from a year ago by @pharyngeal.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/04/2026
Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old
Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 01/04/2026
happy spring 🌼
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We are becoming anadromous shads soon
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boot @penisguy221.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
#darkestdungeon
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i need life to have a fugly piss green brown ps3 filter over it
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Sorry, You Wouldn't Want This Star it's Stupid I Shouldn't Have Even Brought it Up I'm Sorry
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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boot @penisguy221.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
# Bring back gross piss green filters
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Everything Metal Gear ❗ @metalgearqwc.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
went to the er today over vasovagal syncope. feeling embarrassed
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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Spider related One liner
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Alexandria Neonakis @beavs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Sketch of my friend’s puppy
Little blonde long haired dachshund puppy curled up asleep with his foot paws covering his little nose
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boot @penisguy221.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
send this image to your friends to let them know it’s march!
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Just shoveled snow for like 5 hours #hooray #selfie
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
#thinking
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boot @penisguy221.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Normal Man experiences Normal Feelings appropriate for the Normal scenarios he navigates through
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trail cams @cameratraps.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
#trailcam #trailcams hooded crow (corvus cornix) #birds #corvids #crows
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trail cams @cameratraps.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
#trailcam #trailcams great horned owl (bubo virginianus) #birds #raptors #owls
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Roxie @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Mimus polyglottos. Caught in the act of happily munching on juniper berries #ctnaturefans #eastcoastkin #birders #birding #mockingbird
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Chilly in the parking lot #gulls
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yippee!!
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Ville Sinkkonen @villesinkkonen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Random troodontid sketch
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 13/02/2026
👁️
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Natalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Have you noticed how people calling out Epstein and systemic misogyny in sciences, are usually early career women. They put emotional labour, time, and career on the line. While men, in the field they dominate, earn more, and behaviour they enable, just go on as if nothing has happened.
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Fursona , fursoner, what have you
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
FANTASY/ASEED2.GIF
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
MAMMALS/3DCAT.GIF
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"Muscle mommy" when the time comes for you the angelic bells will cease their ringing and god himself will shun you away From the gates of heaven. Shut up
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i always read hors devours as horse divorce. I don't know why or what to blame.
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Stephen Boisvert 🇨🇦 🟦⭐⭐⭐⭐🟦 @srboisvert.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
#BirdLinks apnews.com/article/alba...
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A Galapagos albatross' 3,000-mile detour to California puzzles scientists
Scientists on a research vessel off the California coast are marveling at a rare find — a waved albatross was spotted soaring over the Pacific.
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NevadaWolf @nevadawolf.northsky.social · 01/02/2026
P is for prairie falcon perching. Right? 🪶
A USFWS brown metal parking sign with a large letter P in white. On top of the sign is perched a prairie falcon, a medium sized brown and white bird with a single brown stripe down its cheek, brown back and shoulders, and a white striped chest. In the background is a dry winter desert, tan brush extending back to mountain foothills.
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Do you ever look at someone and think yeah I can really easily imagine you old
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nico @monocyto.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
ME
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Mike Henry @onlyveesaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It’s #TongueOutTuesday 🪶
Great Blue Heron cleans its bill
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