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Evergreen Gould

@monochromeassorti.bsky.social
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NSFW DNI❗ Easy to get along with. Monochrome 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 artist. Depressed. Collected but prone to occasional emotional breakdowns. VERY talkative. RU/ENG Second coming of Tantalus. www.tumblr.com/blog/monochromeassor…

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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We all genuienly live in a broken timeline. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt4q...
youtube.com
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YouTube video by floydbishop
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎂🎉 🎊 🥳
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whenever i have something important to do the world moves too fast. Whenever i have to wait in line the world moves too slow. Time and it's dilation doesn't fly nor crawl, it actively mocks me by always going out of sync with me. FUCK YOU TIME! #showerthoughts #unsatisfying
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whole family slowly going insane♥️
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Bowerman @bowermanart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#HELLWARES #gamedev Banners and icons
Banner and icon. In order, left to right, top to bottom:
Vesan (Banner: the name with an arrow going through it. Icon: Goblin Shark)
Webhunter (Banner: the name and a spider on a web. Icon: Spider)
Mr. Gains (Banner: "Try Again" repeated multiple times and "MR. GAINS" at the end. Icon: Monkey)
Taggal (Banner: the name, there is an eye in the background. Icon: Cobra)  
Seymour (Banner: The name, casting a shadow on the floor. Icon: Pigeon)
Volker (Banner: The name, there are multiple hands in the background. Icon: Goblin Shark) 
Two extra banners: HELLWARES and @bowermanartIn-game screenshot: all 6 characters are fighting in the arena, the screen is covered in bullets. In the background, multiple character banners surround the arena in a sphere.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By Mr. Links
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Saša Đurđević @azuremeraki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Casting Cathode Rays
cool wizard guy sitting in front of a tube
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jesperish @jesperish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The artwork doesn't have to provide a reason for why it deserves to exist beyond the fact that someone genuinely wanted to make it.
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hot take: Being a fraud is better than actually being better than everybody else, because it's lonely at the top, and if you're not pretending you can't just cease the act and quit when you want.
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My birthday is in 𝟕 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬.
The Ring monster.
7 days till i'm 18.
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TheF1amethr0wer @thef1amethr0wer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#TeamFortress2
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my mom unironically cooking food with mold in it rn wish me luck,,,,😭🙏 💔
Artwork of something brewing in a cauldron
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe God was onto something with that flood.
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really need to vent bout something serious. Is any one of y'all free rn to DM moots?
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First time
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did I just see #AngstromLevy on the bus today or something?? 😭👀 👀 #shitpost #invincible
You can see his brain wrinkles trough the skin
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Depression does not lower your overall intelligence or IQ, but it can temporarily impair cognitive functions like focus, memory, and processing speed." Welp that explains a lot, no wonder i'm so dumb and sluggish all the time.
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 04/09/2026
"Architectural neoplasm" is a phenomenon where buildings, without apparent cause, start spreading outwards uncontrollably. If the growth is not quickly excised, it destroys the surrounding environment. While initially rare, this is starting to happen frequently to data center construction projects.
A green and serene valley is being overtaken by a gigantic, nearly organic looking building. It has flat ceilings and rows of ventilators like those of data centers, and it juts out at strange angles to cover the land around it. The terrain below it is becoming dry and barren.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Heyy this is just like..."
TheSonOffMan
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just discovered Pinterest and this is how it feels to browse it:
I'm drowning in gem arts.
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can't draw because my mouse broke and the spare one is lagging when it comes to sensitivity.
can't draw because my mouse died of old age and i'm too broke to get a new one
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ah finally some good food. #shitpost
Evil Gould be like, eating actually good food instead of rice for months:
The food is red because it's #evil
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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scissor cut paper @dummypublic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
tower of babel in therapy "I'm lost for words"
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I can barelly breathe for some reason today.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#shitpost #deathmate
Balatro ahh deck. /poscard spread
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halftoasted - DEATHMATE @halftoastedgames.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Your time is almost up. DEATHMATE is a chess roguelike deckbuilder, where each game starts with only six turns. play on itch for free! #gmtkjam #indiegame
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jesperish @jesperish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Final Form
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
had to carry nearly half of my weight worth of groceries trough 3 blocks holy shit
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So broke I ran out of everything so now I'm drinking whatever the fuck this mystery liquid is. 😭💔💀
Tripophobia drink
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I remember that one time i made these 2 imaginary entities interact with eachother, and funnily enough the sleep paralysis demon actually made the "SCP-2373" fella leave and never bother me again. I just turned around in my bed, made them look at eachother awkwardly and thus it left, lmao.
There is a 7 and a half foot tall entity that lurks behind you at all times. When you turn your body it adjusts as to stay behind you. It cannot be seen by cameras or other people. Nor does it have a reflection. The entity is intangible. Meaning you cannot trap it. Touch it. Or kill it. It poses no threat or eveil intentions. It's only purpose is to observe. It has only one weakness. The only way to beat this creature is to scare it off with an even stranger creature because it's socially awkward i think.

pinhead in the backgroundMy sleep paralysis creature.

Why deal with demons and entities when you can just make them deal with one another instead?

Fight fire with fire lol.

I don't know if they spoke anything or just communicated trough vibes  but whatever the exchange was one left and one stayed.
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just counted the blankets I'm using and realized I'm using EIGHT. Princess on the pea type shit. 😭🙏💤
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Zalmon🌹ザモン @zalmon.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Scaramey the gun wizard. Although commonly called a sorcerer by the common folk, Scaramey never describes himself as such and many actual sorcerers doubt if he knows much magic at all. (cont)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/07/2026
Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I have been #larping #jjk in #gmod9 for quite a while now... #garrysmod #jujutsukaisen #shitpost #gmod #amateurs #RyuIshigori #YutaOkkotsu #UroTakaka #Loremipsum
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CRITTER (ART COMMS OPEN) @joyuscritter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
artfight.net/~J0Y0US_CRiT... Hi
artfight.net
Art Fight
An art gifting game
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Room so stale my mom insisted on using 2 fans to air it out.
My fan base.
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Woody loses his schmoe is genuinely a masterclass in comedic editing and YTPs I'm sorry
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Turns out me using drawings to vent is an actual thing called art therapy, somehow I'm finding about this only now.
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Bread waffles,,,,
Idk anymore how to describe my financial situation man please spare a penny or something
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I was gonna make another post saying something along the lines of this but accidentally deleted it and now i realize what's even the point if nothing's gonna change anyways? I'm venting to a wall that doesn't even have anyone behind it. Have this 130 day old snippet instead hoho:
No antidepressants
No psychologist
Isolated at home 2020 style due to insane people & rabid dogs
No relief from the pressure
No hope
the situation keeps getting worse
and yet im still sane somehow
In this screenshot i was talking to my shizophrenic friend i met on a TF2 halloween server.

After talking to me for a while he said his hallucinations were gone, he got better, i only got worse, happy for him though.
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He's literally me... #cat #idkwhattagstoadd
"Chinese" is the only cat that sits like a human in our family. My mom used him as a phone holder.
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The sheer patience required of me latelly is insane. So there was this guy who kept acting disgusting near me and i knew that i couldn't just punch him in the face since that would get me into unwanted trouble, alongside the fact that i'm broke it's all genuinenly soul rotting.
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Evergreen Gould @monochromeassorti.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The existence of Doodles implies the existence of Don'tdles. #shitpost #doodles
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