monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“it seems i may have queerbaited too close to the sun” 150
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we need to immediately halt AI development and reallocate the resources to solving more serious issues 040
Reposted by monkymonky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 03/02/2026after i shower at the Y i like to towel off using the tiniest Gatorade towel a sort of comical sluttiness that humors me 0131
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026::porter & dolly duet voice:: “he’s got the tiiiiiiniest towel at the YyyyyyyMCAaaaaaa” 030
Reposted by monkyWedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why are we doing mad max fury road in the the Trader Joe’s parking lot 061
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026no one can know why my microwave has ceased to beep but i like to imagine it has taken a vow of silence in order to more piously carry out its sacred duties 060
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“sometimes i like to put banana bread in my fingers and then rub it in my hair so that my hair smells like banana bread!” 030
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026lots of interesting wrong answers in the comments but… middle age starts & ends in a single breath, halfway through one’s life. hope this helps! 130
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i don’t believe in *the one* love waiting out there in the world for each human but i am certain there is a single podcast episode that can heal me entirely 030
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026not my circus, not my mon…. ok wait… yeah, that is my monkey, tho 191
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 21/09/2026if it wasn’t for this damn job, i’d be up meeping at 6:30 every morning. you could hear me echoing through tha mountains!!! 161
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026over the weekend, does anyone want to chat about something in a group here on bluesky? 130
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026molly baz looks different in every photo some ppl are just like that 030
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026can my upstairs neighbor hear me practicing the national anthem to myself and do they appreciate my subtle but expansive editorial choices? 061
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the sound of this vocal group is carved into my vagus nerveopen.spotify.comThe River Is HereFree Indeed, Jerome Williams · Sing a New Song, Vol. 6 · Song · 1997 230
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 17/09/2026so Dobby is literate now? what’s next, brooms that can make you fly? 050
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“i want you to draw me like one of your french pastry chefs” 030
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 11/09/2026what song should i lead at the a capella hymn sing tomorrow night? 230
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 07/09/2026rapt, mesmerized, delighted; i cannot stop watching the trailer for the new nathan fielder doc 160
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 04/09/2026in hindsight, it was an error to try going for a run through literal hellfire 070
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“i’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know about (erogenous tricep)”m.youtube.comBob Dylan - I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know (Official Audio)YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO 010
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i’ve got my demons but i’ve also got a 15-day crossword streak so… 000
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 31/08/2026flies are landing on my food as i actively eat it… recession indicator 030
Reposted by monkyˢᵠᵘᵉᵃᵏᵒ ʳᵉᵍᵘˡᵃʳᶦˢ @squeako.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I need to make zoomf my banana bread old fashioned 051
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 29/08/2026would anybody like to teach me how to make better decisions? 110
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 29/08/2026september is all about learning to make a wedding cake 070
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 29/08/2026charleston south carolina, where ya gay girls at!??!! 110
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 27/08/2026vacation going great — entire family watches me do stunts! 090
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i’m eating oysters while i eavesdrop on the girlie behind me explaining Yesteryear to her bf 180
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP these iconic glasses that i lost in the ocean 45 mins post photo 270
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 24/08/2026(comment below) who is sitting at this table sipping tea while you update them on everyone’s new drama & medical ailments & life events… 020
