monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we need to immediately halt AI development and reallocate the resources to solving more serious issues 040
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 17/09/2026so Dobby is literate now? what’s next, brooms that can make you fly? 050
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i’ve got my demons but i’ve also got a 15-day crossword streak so… 000
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 27/08/2026vacation going great — entire family watches me do stunts! 090
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i’m eating oysters while i eavesdrop on the girlie behind me explaining Yesteryear to her bf 180
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP these iconic glasses that i lost in the ocean 45 mins post photo 270
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 24/08/2026(comment below) who is sitting at this table sipping tea while you update them on everyone’s new drama & medical ailments & life events… 020
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 24/08/2026(comment below) who would you gossip with on the antique fireplace fender bench? 130
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 18/08/2026nothing caps off a night at da movies like a bowl of cold ice cream! 1100
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 17/07/2026movie week… night 4…. The Odyssey (2026) w/ more oomfs than ever this week 020
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 16/07/2026movie week!! night 3 By Hook Or By Crook (2001) w/ a lotta oomfs 🌆🚙🌲🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️ 150
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 15/07/2026movie week!! night 2 Casino (1995) with gail & brady! ☔️🚴♂️🌲👬🧍♀️ 250
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 14/07/2026movie week!! night 1 Under the Cherry Moon (1986) directed by Prince ☔️🚙🌲🔥🧍♂️ rainy, drove, toked, solo viewing, 1966 Hall, seated back right 2130
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Trader Joe’s Secret Fact: our store mascot, the bluebird “Cafe”, is actually a stunt double! the real “Cafe” has retired to the supply closet where she drinks black coffee by the quart & gripes about mgmt. 020
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 02/07/2026first look at the upcoming novel from my favorite living writer!! 030
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 23/05/2026when ur on a run and you get a little boost from the good part of a song 040
monky @monkyinatree.bsky.social · 04/05/2026when i complain ceaselessly about my knees to y’all, this is what i’m talking about 050